Is this accurate, Canadians?

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• AlexLost@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yes, we do have names like “Kate Wood” and BC bud is the shit. Maple syrup is more of an east coast thing, but we do enjoy it on our breakfast foods out west, and you can find maple flavoured anything at the store. We are definitely not America and never will be.

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We are definitely not America and never will be.

    In fact, could you do the opposite and annex Minnesota? Please?

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    • NotSteve_@piefed.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nah, you guys should form your own country though. We’d prefer to not adopt your MAGAs and even your left wing is concerning

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    • Agrivar@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      All of the north-eastern states would also like to be considered for annexation - even New Hampshire seems to be catching on.

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  • LurkingLuddite@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I dunno’, I hear disturbing news from Alberta sometimes, and that whole trucker protest thing was pretty American…

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Inshallah America will be Canada

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You also cheat at curling, don’t forget that one!

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    • AlexLost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Please, Canada has apologized for Brian Adams several times…

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    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      👉

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t eat that fake maple syrup. I can’t tolerate the taste. But I need to stock up on some ketchup chips at some point.

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• Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There is nothing more canadian than being smug about not being american.

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  • Agrivar@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As an American, this is totally fair.

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    • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I am so sorry for your disease. Get better soon.

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• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We don’t put maple leaves on our stuff anymore because when we travel we end up getting confused with Americans trying to pretend they’re not Americans by putting maple leaves on their shit.

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  • MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Decades ago I was a young backpacker and saw other folks with the maple leaf on their stuff. Went to chat and they admitted they were Americans who had sewn it on so people would be nice to them.

    I was simultaneously annoyed at them (I’d have been pissed but they did buy me an apology pint) and proud of Canada for the reputation.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We don’t have to put a patch on our bags, people can tell because we are not loud and obnoxious.

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  • TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve seen a snowbird with a thin blue line Canadian flag sticker on their truck…. And salt life. Lol.

    So… maybe some of those are actually Canadians….

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There are apparently T-shirts which read “don’t shoot, I’m Canadian” in a number of languages (Arabic, Russian and Spanish, I think)

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• BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The evil, slightly manic expression on Kate’s face was what gave it away for me.

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• Kaput@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Modtly accurate, Yes. I son pour Maple syrup on everyrthing. Exception thé bud export is hard to quanrify, and i have a fleur de lys on my bag.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    …I’m not sure Quebec counts 🤔

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    • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s pronounced Quebec…

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    • Kaput@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dont have muCh of a choice if you want to mention Maple syrup.

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Try not to judge us too hard for this. We kicked Kate out for a reason (lighting up a fat joint in an elementary school classroom isn’t cool here). She’s got the rest right on, though.

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  • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Yeah, the teachers always made sure to put out the joints before going back to class at my school. I still say that telling all the students there was a pet skunk in the teachers lounge that we weren’t allowed to see was cruel and unnecessary though.

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Canada exports weed?

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  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gotta keep that sweet sweet maple for domestic use.

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• wizzor@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One day I will find out if all of this is true.

  The part about it not being America is true for now…

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• crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  no mention of poutine

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Unbelievably based

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is pretty offensive to America’s hat, and almost their 51st state before the orange turd decided to start bullying Greenland. I recommend you apologize now, eh.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t listen to Kate, she’s a marijuana extremist and is wanted for crimes against maple syrup.

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• shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That aboot covers it

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• Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yup. That all checks out.

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• bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pretty accurate tbh

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• floralmortal@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As a Canadian, personally, I think English cream tastes much better than syrup. I tried English cream once and I gotta make some myself because it’s to die for

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