Absolutely massacred this meme
Beer is for GIRLS
Submitted 1 day ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Juice@midwest.social 1 day ago
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
This comment is way too far down.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 day ago
Also hops is a powerful phytoestrogen iirc
sik0fewl@piefed.ca 1 day ago
Explains my moobs.
Fern@piefed.world 1 day ago
Funny. But for real, phytoestrogens have really been slandered by masculine culture so afraid of anything femme.
Phytoestrogens, like those found in soy, actually make the body produce less estrogen and tend to help regulate estrogen hormonal production.
It does not just make you more feminine and make it harder to get strong unlike most manosphere peeps believe about “soyboys.” I wonder if the phytoestrogens in beer are the same way.
Gsus4@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Hey, hops seems to have phytoestrgens, so all beerdrinkers are soyboys too eheh.
chetradley@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hops have a much more potent phytoestrogen than soy, 8-PN. Both are negligible compared to cows milk though.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My mum still believes that soy milk will make me grow tits because of the big milk propaganda.
KTJ_microbes@mander.xyz 7 hours ago
Oh wow, this cow milk reference is gold.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
You can keep your bread-flavored soda. My water is flavored with ROCKS (minerals added for taste).
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 day ago
I wish it was bread-flavored. Bread doesn’t usually taste like bitter herbs.
ScreamingFirehawk@feddit.uk 1 day ago
May I recommend kvass?
Gladaed@feddit.org 19 hours ago
Try the Russian bread water (Kwas) in your local eastern European grocer.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Ah a nice Chablis in summer is so refreshing!
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Sightly chilled, bubbly flower water is good, but what about some hot bush water, or hot seed water.
then_three_more@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ll stick my my hot leaf juice
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?!
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I also like to breathe hot leaf aroma, though from a different leaf.
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Seems quite a few people really like hot ground up roasted cherry pit water.
kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’m pretty sure that’s the ‘hot seed water’, since technically coffee berries are not cherries and the ‘bean’ isn’t a pit, it’s a seed.
Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
fermented herbal tea
Des@hexbear.net 1 day ago
also very closely related to cannabis flowers!
terpene profiles are very similar so you get those “skunky” and “diesel” hoppy beers
qkall@friendica.world 1 day ago
@fossilesque @Des my bro in law got me a beer that was brewed with both. it was VERY good.... i wish i could remember anything else about it.Gerudo@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
There’s a brewery I love that does a beer designed as a weed beer but no thc or even cbd. The hops they use are so skunky, you’d swear you were just drinking weed.
DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Beer is basically flower juice
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I like to call IPAs “potpourri beer”.
Soapbox@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Thats what I call Blue Moon. That stuff smells/tastes just like the potpourri my mom had when I was a kid.
BranBucket@lemmy.world 1 day ago
IPA: If Pinecones were Alcohol.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
IPA : Beer? No I wanted a shitty lemonade.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 day ago
In the immortal words of Larry Flynt, pink is a real man’s favorite color!
buttwater@hexbear.net 1 day ago
Really hamfisting the text into the meme format
GiveOver@feddit.uk 1 day ago
This is the worst use of this meme I’ve seen
The worst use so far
Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Flavored with a parent plant from the Marijuana
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
itsPina@hexbear.net 1 day ago
beer tastes like SHIT tastes like gross ass BREAD water where as BREAD tastes like GOOD as bread BREAD
we only drink spirits in this mfer young-sheldon
Moidialectica@hexbear.net 1 day ago
(hopped) Beer tastes like utter shit and I don’t understand how anyone can stomach the equivalent of watering down unsweetened cacao with a worse aftertaste and the lack of alcohol content to actually make you drunk, with the additional negative that you’re basically drinking bad tasting bread so you’re gonna become fat
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
ipa good
lvxferre@mander.xyz 18 hours ago
Liking beer or not is a matter of personal tastes. However, if the beer tastes like “watered down unsweetened cocoa”, then it’s probably poor quality beer. Good beer should taste different from everything, even other beers.
Dreadbeef recommended IPA; if you’re into bitter flavours, I also recommend it. There’s also sweet stouts if you like sweeter ones. (Juuust in case you’re here from LatAm, note mass produced pilsener are typically really bland and meh. A lot of people like it this way, that’s fine, but it would explain why you think it’s watered down cocoa.)
robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 1 day ago
it’s a self-propagating cult
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 day ago
It makes my stomach hurt. Sour Beer master race.
slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Now do gin…
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 day ago
Flavonoids as Phytoestrogenic Components of Hops and Beer
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7570471/The Effects of the Hops Phytoestrogen in Beer on Breast Cancer Risk
https://nutritionfacts.org/blog/the-effects-of-the-hops-phytoestrogen-in-beer-on-breast-cancer-risk/
tl/dr - beer because of the ethanol, and 8-PN from hops, which is a selective estrogen receptor alpha promoter is proliferative on breast cells thus increasing breast cancer risk. And at the same time lowers risk for osteoporosis.Tho' some sources (https://www.greenskybio.com/hops_extract/37420.html) say 8-PN exists at extremely low concentrations in beer as it is served.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
I thought phytoestrogens didn’t affect humans?
rainwall@piefed.social 1 day ago
They dont effect your mammalian estrogen levels, but they do have an effect on you like every chemical you ingest.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Yes and tomato is a fruit.
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Beer is for GIRLSFlowers are for men
Or everyone if you’re a woke.
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My wife buys me flowers and it makes me feel really special. She doesn’t care for flowers at all, but she knows that I do, which makes me appreciate that much more that she’d pick out and pay for something that only I like.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
i eat beans i drink beans i chew beans i shit beans. when did we switch to eating flowers?