Where does Celsius fall in?
elixir of a god
Submitted 10 months ago by UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org to [deleted]
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Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Red0ctober@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Asking the real question
deranger@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
IMO - drop g fuel to second to last and put celcius in its former place
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Heretics.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Nice crop
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
The untouchable horrors of Bang are better hidden from view.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Bang is the most deranged energy drink to exist, why is that creatine nightmare relegated to the peasantry? I rank it with meth
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Have you seen the owner lol
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
I have not. Brb
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 months ago
elixer of diabetes and kindey stones.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
What about the sugar free ones? I at least see sugar free redbull here.
Not that I like sugar free I drink these sparingly when I need a boost and the sugar is part of the deal for me.
Vespair@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Every single visible drink in this image is gross
sundray@lemmus.org 10 months ago
What if you like to go down instead of up?
I guess we don’t make history, that would make sense.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
where C4
AdaleiM@lemmy.world 10 months ago
yeah where’s my C4 pink starburst?
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The Jolly Rancher Watermelon is pretty good too. Hawaiian Punch red as well.
Starski@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I remember seeing an article not too long ago that went something along the lines of “perfectly healthy man has stroke after drinking energy drink” and I remember thinking oh damn, are they making those things worse? Nope, bro was perfectly healthy, except for the like 6 to 8 energy drinks he was drinking daily, I don’t remember which one but it was like monster or redbull. I can’t help but think, if youre drinking anywhere over even 3 cans of energy drinks a day, how could you possibly believe you’re being healthy. All of these options are trash, drink water, the only reason you “need” caffeine is because you’re already used to drinking it.
smh@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
I used to self-medicate my ADHD with coffee. I could have 12 cups over the course of a work day. My new job doesn’t provide coffee, so now I just use prescription amphetamines.
mika_mika@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hi! I take my prescription amphetamines but still self medicate with caffeine and nicotine, how did you make the switch instead of just stacking?
JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 months ago
Even drinking two per day seems intense. I’d need to look at the caffeine content again, I think red bull is relatively less, like comparable to a coffee. But monster is a ton.
BranBucket@lemmy.world 10 months ago
OBLIGATORY I’M NOT A DOCTOR DON’T TAKE THIS AS MEDICAL ADVICE FIRST.
Monster runs about 160-180 mg per can depending on variety. Coffee is about 80-120 per cup, depending on the bean and roast.
A 400-500 mg dose of caffeine daily is considered safe for most people according to Wikipedia. So 2-3 Monsters a day for a heavy caffeine user isn’t a crazy amount.
Now, when you look at Bing and Reign, which IIRC have around 350 mg per can, those numbers go up real fast, but you’re still not going to get close to the approximately ten grams of caffeine needed for it to be a lethal dose, you’d puke long before you got that much liquid in your stomach.
Also, the physical effects of caffeine abate over time. Users build up a tolerance fairly quickly, and it gets to the point that the twitchiness, elevated BP, and higher heart rate aren’t really present like they’d be for someone who doesn’t consume a lot of them. Again, paraphrasing Wikipedia here. So a moderate user probably isn’t on the verge of an infarction at all times, as the media seems to enjoy impling.
It’s mostly just soda pop with extra caffeine, and caffeine is bitter, so they jack up the sugar content to compensate. That’s a bigger issue IMO.
But overall, there are likely millions, if not billions of people who down two or three energy drinks daily and don’t drop dead. So while the caffeine numbers seem extreme, it’s really the sugar, artificial sweetners, and probably unhealthy lifestyle that goes with being a chronic user that will cause the most damage over time.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 10 months ago
damn I’ve only drank more than two a day when I wanted to pull an allnighter in a lan party
BanMe@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I have to stop and give myself caffeine resets because it’ll creep up over time from 2 cups of decaf a day to 4 cups of full strength, and then 6, and then I’m wondering why my heart flutters when I go to bed. I don’t touch energy drinks but I’m guessing it’s the same, trying to recapture that productive high. Of course coffee is practically free compared to energy drinks…
Aeri@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I defy you (Ghost energy Swedish fish flavor)
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 10 months ago
- Anarchists, revolutionaries, usurpers. Men who choose change the status quo. They would rather operate outside of society than participate in its decadence
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A Swedish fish flavored energy drink isn’t decadent!?
RabbitMix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I still haven’t found a proper replacement for Redline. It was the only energy drink to actually give me energy.
Only thing that’s come close are hard drugs and I don’t do that shit anymore.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Have you tried cocaine?
Better if you work from home through, you can get a little chatty and sniffly.
RabbitMix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
daily for a couple years lol. I put that behind me now. 😅
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Meanwhile me drinking the cheap supermarket brand. They sadly discontinued the syrup version. <3€ for 12L was great. Even greater back then when it was <2€
imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Wonder how many meth heads are remembered as a history-altering, millennia-defining individuals.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Adolf Hitler.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Diogenes
BilSabab@lemmy.world 10 months ago
he was probably less dysfunctional than most of his contemporaries though
Billygoat@piefed.social 10 months ago
Top one should have been Four Loko.
miked@piefed.social 10 months ago
The OG version.
dastechniker@lemmy.world 10 months ago
what if I don’t drink any of these. the closest I get is a single tea if I have to make a long drive.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve never had pure cocaine, they always cut it with something.
The quest continues.
titanicx@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I drink coffee, but it doesn’t affect my alertness. I don’t touch any of the others here. Energy drinks taste like shit.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Mix them altogether and become a God among men
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Cocaine deserves an A-tier slot
Honestly every form of caffeine is just coping that it can’t be meth or coke
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Cocaine would be a hell of a lot better if it lasted more than 15 minutes. Also, I can at least still get my dick hard while drinking caffeine.
Signed, cocaine is overrated
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Amphetamines for life!
Signed, a guy with a gluttonous soul who’s sad he can’t live that addict life
miked@piefed.social 10 months ago
You only have to use cocaine every 15 minutes to keep it going. Add some alcohol and cannabis and it is a party.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I agree.
As an addict of downers more than uppers, cocaine even sucked me in to 4-5 times a week at one point, more moreish than sugar.