You used too much milk
I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween
Submitted 1 year ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.
You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.
Signtist@bookwyr.me 1 year ago
All my homies got eye nipples.
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
My eyes are down here
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Do you have to dip them in milk or just squeeze the nip- I mean, iris?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
Nabisco™ Tits.
“Hey, I think these things are responding!”
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Funny thing is that when I put them in the refrigerator the center of them expands
bdot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
bistits
null@lemmy.nullspace.lol 1 year ago
Betcha didn’t know
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
Sweet clementine flavor.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Everything reminds me of her
bdot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
you could call them cup cakes
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
D-cupcakes.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
B cup cakes
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, you baked titty cookies for Halloweenie!
SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
80085
billwashere@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Now you just need some milk.
aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How was the orgy?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The cookies weren’t the only thing that didn’t last long.
devolution@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Looks like the titty monster has come out to play.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just save them for the adult party.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
those are some suckable cookies
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
your mom is fuckable lmao
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Boobs.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 year ago
You’re very perceptive
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
👀
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
These would pair well with vaginger snaps
mkhopper@lemmy.world 1 year ago
With cookies like these, you can’t just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off… A little taste from this one, a little from the other.
… Then go full cookie monster.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 year ago
They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was fist posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.
Stamets@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How dare his shitpost be shitty?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 year ago
2006 Facebook level memes are the worst.
OP should spend more time sharing his wife and less time shitposting.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They could have been from someone doing a test batch, and learning a lot from it, among others to have at least another test run after the change…
ckmnstr@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
SCP-597
unrelated note
that scp is definitely someone’s fetish
JackLSauce@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Eye don’t see the issue
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“eye ball” cookies
flango@lemmy.eco.br 1 year ago
That’s just like Cassatella di sant’Agata.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassatella_di_sant'Agata
Also look for Festival of Saint Agatha,
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Veiny boobs are unattractive. I suggest piping on a lacey pattern, like lingerie.
Denjin@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Your core premise is incorrect
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I recommend blue or purple.
WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thats no titty, that’s a moob!
ddplf@szmer.info 1 year ago
What are these, cookies for infants?
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.
robocall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Those are titties
WFloyd@lemmy.world [bot] 1 year ago
Is that the breast you can do?