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• I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.

  You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.

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  • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All my homies got eye nipples.

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• BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I don’t think everyone understands the reference…

  youtu.be/6wyzKUmlw5c

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• WFloyd@lemmy.world [bot] ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is that the breast you can do?

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Everything reminds me of her

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• tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My eyes are down here

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You used too much milk

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• FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No, you baked titty cookies for Halloweenie!

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• billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Now you just need some milk.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do you have to dip them in milk or just squeeze the nip- I mean, iris?

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• bdot@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  you could call them cup cakes

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  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    D-cupcakes.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    B cup cakes

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nabisco™ Tits.

  “Hey, I think these things are responding!”

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Funny thing is that when I put them in the refrigerator the center of them expands

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  • null@lemmy.nullspace.lol ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Betcha didn’t know

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Sweet clementine flavor.

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  • bdot@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    bistits

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• SirMaple__@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  80085

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  those are some suckable cookies

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      your mom is fuckable lmao

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• aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How was the orgy?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The cookies weren’t the only thing that didn’t last long.

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• flango@lemmy.eco.br ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s just like Cassatella di sant’Agata.

  en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassatella_di_sant'Agata

  Also look for Festival of Saint Agatha,

  …wikipedia.org/…/Festival_of_Saint_Agatha_(Catani…

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• kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mmm…did you tho??

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• devolution@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Looks like the titty monster has come out to play.

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• ckmnstr@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just save them for the adult party.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The elves are getting lonely. Is there a Tinder for elves? “L-vy Love” or something.

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• Deflated0ne@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are you at all related to Ed Gein?

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• resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  👀

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Boobs.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re very perceptive

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• zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  These would pair well with vaginger snaps

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• moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  SCP-597

  unrelated note

  that scp is definitely someone’s fetish

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  • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That was the first scp I have read in nearly 20 years and I am not sure if I should thank you or threaten you, so I’ll say this; I have your address and I hope you like tulips, you fuck.

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• manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Veiny boobs are unattractive. I suggest piping on a lacey pattern, like lingerie.

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    • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Your core premise is incorrect

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I recommend blue or purple.

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• mkhopper@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  With cookies like these, you can’t just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off… A little taste from this one, a little from the other.

  … Then go full cookie monster.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was fist posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How dare his shitpost be shitty?

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      2006 Facebook level memes are the worst.

      OP should spend more time sharing his wife and less time shitposting.

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They could have been from someone doing a test batch, and learning a lot from it, among others to have at least another test run after the change…

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• WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thats no titty, that’s a moob!

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What are these, cookies for infants?

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  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.

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