You used too much milk
I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween
Submitted 10 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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gedaliyah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.
You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.
Signtist@bookwyr.me 10 months ago
All my homies got eye nipples.
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
My eyes are down here
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Do you have to dip them in milk or just squeeze the nip- I mean, iris?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Nabisco™ Tits.
“Hey, I think these things are responding!”
Mickey7@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Funny thing is that when I put them in the refrigerator the center of them expands
bdot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
bistits
null@lemmy.nullspace.lol 10 months ago
Betcha didn’t know
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Sweet clementine flavor.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Everything reminds me of her
bdot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
you could call them cup cakes
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 10 months ago
D-cupcakes.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
B cup cakes
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No, you baked titty cookies for Halloweenie!
SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
80085
billwashere@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Now you just need some milk.
aesthelete@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How was the orgy?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The cookies weren’t the only thing that didn’t last long.
devolution@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Looks like the titty monster has come out to play.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just save them for the adult party.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
those are some suckable cookies
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s the internet. You can say “fuckable.”
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
your mom is fuckable lmao
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Boobs.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 months ago
You’re very perceptive
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 10 months ago
👀
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
These would pair well with vaginger snaps
mkhopper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
With cookies like these, you can’t just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off… A little taste from this one, a little from the other.
… Then go full cookie monster.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 months ago
They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was fist posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.
Stamets@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How dare his shitpost be shitty?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 months ago
2006 Facebook level memes are the worst.
OP should spend more time sharing his wife and less time shitposting.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They could have been from someone doing a test batch, and learning a lot from it, among others to have at least another test run after the change…
ckmnstr@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
SCP-597
unrelated note
that scp is definitely someone’s fetish
JackLSauce@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Eye don’t see the issue
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“eye ball” cookies
flango@lemmy.eco.br 10 months ago
That’s just like Cassatella di sant’Agata.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassatella_di_sant'Agata
Also look for Festival of Saint Agatha,
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Veiny boobs are unattractive. I suggest piping on a lacey pattern, like lingerie.
Denjin@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Your core premise is incorrect
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I recommend blue or purple.
WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thats no titty, that’s a moob!
ddplf@szmer.info 10 months ago
What are these, cookies for infants?
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I guess goo goo gaa gaa. I’m an infant.
robocall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Those are titties
WFloyd@lemmy.world [bot] 10 months ago
Is that the breast you can do?