I gotta hand it to them, as far as wildly outlandish conspiracy theories go this is entirely internally consistent
the universe about to have a little minty b
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7bicycles@hexbear.net 1 month ago
LemmyBeMyself@lemmybefree.net 1 month ago
They implemented ray tracing everywhere so they should already have powerful servers
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I’m here for it. Let’s speed run the next cosmic reboot.
pxlkttn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
good! we need to turn it off and then on again.
callyral@pawb.social 1 month ago
I use glasses so I can switch between high render distance and high-FPS.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
neilty son, aww cute name
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Wait, did world shit start getting spicy when JWT went online?
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s been on this path since at least hubble. Though it might have accelerated.
VibeCoder@hexbear.net 1 month ago
It’s okay as long as Moore’s Law holds, they can just keep waiting for better computer to compensate
culpritus@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Imagine thinking the Truman Show is an example of cosmological theory crafting.
Two9A@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There’s a short story (more of a novella) by Stephen Baxter on this exact topic, for what it’s worth. Touching Centauri: e-reading.mobi/…/stephen-baxter-phase-space.html
UnityDevice@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Also this short comic: Bad Space: Cataract.
evilcultist@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Who’s Neilty Son?
- Me
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Son of Neil Ty, duh.
esc27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is why the James Webb telescope was delayed
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Crypto bros stealing all three consumer GPUs :‘’(
MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Long before they crash we will lag.
Sabata11792@ani.social 1 month ago
Things already lags if it’s moving near the max speed supported by the engine.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Of course. But since we are inside the simulation how would we know. Unless some systems lag more than others.
Rooskie91@discuss.online 1 month ago
Nuh un I saw that episode of Rick and Morty and if the simulation crashes we all get out chance to escape.
EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
That’s only if you’re a person from outside that was put into the simulation. If we’re all just simulated beings we’d never know.
bran_buckler@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We would need Moriarty to help get us out!
timeghost@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My man!
HairyHarry@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Peace among worlds!
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
16 16 16
Alloi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
speaking through the fractal of conciousness given to me by what we refer to as “god” or the universal conciousness, for a brief second.
yall need to stop, just enjoy eating fresh fruit and chill the fuck out. maybe go fishing or something. also war is fake n’d gei. trump is on the epstein files (shocker, i know) and all of your politicians are merely a buffer for the ruling elite class, the ones you refer to as oligarchs, corporate leaders, tech bros, etc. id like to say you could handle this with words, but nope. they are mentally ill psychopathic pedophiles, rapists, and mass murderers, and the only cure for entrenched corruption like this is death. kill them, or they will eventually kill all life on earth.
on the bright side, the current living generations are the last ones who will be able to enjoy the literal fruits of the world that dont come from a can, or are made in a lab. the actual last living generation will be doing a lot of cannibalism and fighting for the shadows of what you currently consider rights and privileges, all for naught.
unless you buck up, and start killing them. this is your future.
fun to watch/experience either way, for me at least. god/universal conciousness…out!
huh… that was weird… i suddenly have a great and overwhelming feeling of grief, terror, and anger.
ill just go play some video games and jerk off. that usually gets my mind off of things…
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Imagine talking about simulation theory with that much certainty.
Yeah? Is that how it works?
Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Imagine, instead, a joke. Cause that’s what’s going on here. There’s no chance that this guy is serious and seriously thinks he knows the particulars of how a universal simulation is being implemented.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
It doesn’t read at all like a joke.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Cursed to look into the great mysteries of existence with a mind high tuned for pattern recognition and projecting familiar narratives.
Is that something beyond our current understanding? No, no, it’s just a familiar desktop environment. But fuck you if you project a name and a face into the unknown. That’s backwards and primitive!
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In that hypothetical, it’s not like anybody would notice.
pyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
hopefully it’s not running on Nvidia
Cheems@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If the universe catches fire we’ll know
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
What I can appreciate about this is that it requires other people to be just real as yourself in the simulation
Pratai@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There is so much to unpack here….
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah, they got the pay as you go model. No way they end the sim, they have to see the end.
iks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
BSOD vibes
Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
black holes and dark matter are the errors starting to pop up
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No we just get rebooted, in which case the side effects are Mandela effects and those points in history where we are all aware something definitely changed or glitched out overnight.
Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Relax, they’re just staring at the skybox.
hopesdead@startrek.website 1 month ago
So the universe is a trans allegory?
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Huh?
Glytch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We live in The Matrix. The Matrix is a trans allegory.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The part that makes me really laugh is that this mouth breather was replying to Hank Green. Like, Tyson is an overbearing know it all, so I can see people being into trying to “debate” him so that can use his arrogance to justify their dumb beliefs. But Green is a very ground level science communicator who can always bring these kinds of idiotic arguments down to earth and destroy them with plain logic.
justastranger@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The simulation is intentionally choosing the most convoluted and incomprehensible content possible in order to try and stop us.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You joke, but the James Webb DLC is tripping everyone up.