Meme about trying to find onions followed by screenshot of guy saying he faked an onion diet
What's the community for stuff like this?
Submitted 2 months ago by OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Korne127@lemmy.world 2 months ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Can I offer you a nice onion in this trying time?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Uncanny resemblance, now that you mentioned it
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
every dude who balds early: my dude, out of balance testosterone isn’t something you should trying for…
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Afaik as long as your primary sex hormone isn’t estrogen, you’re going to go bald regardless if you have the genetics for it.
shneancy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
have you never met an old man with hair?
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Your hair might become thinner but you wouldn’t necessarily go bald. My grandfather had a full head of hair when he passed away at 79. I don’t think his primary sex hormone was estrogen.
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Fuck it, I’m just gonna start transitioning the second I notice my hairline receding
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
that’s a really bad observation, especially considering it’s only caucasian/European that have the highest rates
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Don’t joke … my wife’s family is Irish Canadian and their grandmother died in 1995 at the age of 102
Every day for her entire life (she grew up on a rural farm for the first 30 years of her life) she ate a whole raw onion every evening after supper.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Rip to your grandma, but your grandpa was the true hero. Laying sexy to union Sally his whole life.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That’s an even better indicator of health … grandpa loved his bacon, pork, fried food and smoked a pipe every day … he died of a massive heart attack at the age of about 50 in the 1950s.
Onion Sally outlived ol’ Pork’n’Beans
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Onion Sally 🤣
Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Het testosteron levels must’ve been through the roof!
pyre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jesus so many people completely missed your point
… anyway on the other site it was r/juxtaposition -I haven’t seen it on lemmy yet
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thank you, lol
Whats_a_lemmy@ponder.cat 2 months ago
bodybuilding.com
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Last time I went there I ended up arguing with some guy about whether or not working out 3.5 days a week was possible.
Tinidril@midwest.social 2 months ago
Best I ever managed was two.
Twanquility@feddit.dk 2 months ago
Well, when you count on your fingers its clear that by working out every other day, you can workout 4 times a week, duh. /s
If you work out every other day for 31 days, that is 16 days a month, 4 days a week! See, it’s that simple.
If anyone can find the original thread, I would love to archive it for eternity, as it is hilarious.
vfsh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
The term is juxtaposition but I don’t know if a Lemmy community exists for it yet
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hmm…
angrystego@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Testosterone spikes are what happens in your body when you fall in love. Therefore testosterone is sometimes referred to as the hormone of love. It is true for both men and women. So how do onions fit into that?
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Who doesn’t love the smell of raw onions on a first date?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I see you know my ex, but that doesn’t narrow it down much.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You shouldn’t be going down on people on your first date, but I agree otherwise.
Norgoroth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I love raw onion, is that why my balls are the size of children’s marble and bicep size of grapefruit?
MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
"I will not move my army without onions!” -Ulysses S. Grant
All that testosterone won the Civil War
match@pawb.social 2 months ago
i was a big proponent of the /fit/ memes about drinking semen for gains. which caught on really easily but i still want to take some credit
xavier666@lemm.ee 2 months ago
There was/is a movement regarding butthole and ball tanning. I am suspicious that it also started like this.
xkbx@startrek.website 2 months ago
I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 months ago
AWESOME BLOSSOM
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
you’re in it right now
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Can you say that more like a pirate and call me Ms Swan?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Ye best start believin’ in shitpostin’ communities, Ms Swan!
damdy@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Ironi, onions are generally the first thing to cook. You don’t desperately need onions midway through a meal, you need 5 spice which is 4 years out of date.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I plan to pass these same bottles of oregano and mustard seed onto my grandchildren.
I recently actually ran out of black pepper(!!!) and it messed me up for a solid week or two until I finally remembered to buy more. That should hopefully hold me until at least the second Barron Trump term.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 months ago
But why would you want high (not normal levels of) testosterone?
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Big T = big pp
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m pretty sure steroid users would disagree…
AMPher@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I wonder how many people the “suicide grip for bench press” advocate guy on /fit killed.
callouscomic@lemm.ee 2 months ago
It was called reddit juxtaposition or something like that. Not sure if there’s an equivalent here.
Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Glad I never got COVID; sad that I never got a chance to drink a can of cat food water
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Me sitting here just liking raw onions since a decade before this troll-meme.
Onions are fucking delicious, fight me.
crank0271@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t think we’d stand a chance fighting someone who’s basically pure testosterone.
WereCat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Finally, someone else shares the same onion about opinions
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Onions ARE delicious… in every variant EXCEPT raw.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They got that one type of onion that’s sweet, I might try it raw, but all the rest you’re right i’ma cook
endeavor@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Hawaiians soak them in cold water to take out the pungency. Shocked us east euros have never heard of it since our cooking skills peak at cutting raw onions and putting them on bread with burnt meat or tinned fish.
some_random_nick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Try some thin sliced onion rings sprinkled with soy sauce. It’s really delicious.
tomi000@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wrong
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I love raw onions on salad and some burgers/sandwiches. Usually red.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Red onions are bomb but so are sweet onions, I have a preference for the Walla Walla Sweets.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I like em but they eat me alive on the inside
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’re the first person other than me I’ve heard has this problem. I have it with garlic, too. Either is fine when fully cooked, though. I don’t even have a sensitive stomach otherwise, I can eat chilis all day every day. Hbu?