Meme about trying to find onions followed by screenshot of guy saying he faked an onion diet
What's the community for stuff like this?
Submitted 1 year ago by OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Korne127@lemmy.world 1 year ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Can I offer you a nice onion in this trying time?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Uncanny resemblance, now that you mentioned it
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
every dude who balds early: my dude, out of balance testosterone isn’t something you should trying for…
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Afaik as long as your primary sex hormone isn’t estrogen, you’re going to go bald regardless if you have the genetics for it.
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
have you never met an old man with hair?
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Your hair might become thinner but you wouldn’t necessarily go bald. My grandfather had a full head of hair when he passed away at 79. I don’t think his primary sex hormone was estrogen.
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Fuck it, I’m just gonna start transitioning the second I notice my hairline receding
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
that’s a really bad observation, especially considering it’s only caucasian/European that have the highest rates
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Don’t joke … my wife’s family is Irish Canadian and their grandmother died in 1995 at the age of 102
Every day for her entire life (she grew up on a rural farm for the first 30 years of her life) she ate a whole raw onion every evening after supper.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Rip to your grandma, but your grandpa was the true hero. Laying sexy to union Sally his whole life.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
That’s an even better indicator of health … grandpa loved his bacon, pork, fried food and smoked a pipe every day … he died of a massive heart attack at the age of about 50 in the 1950s.
Onion Sally outlived ol’ Pork’n’Beans
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Onion Sally 🤣
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Het testosteron levels must’ve been through the roof!
pyre@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Jesus so many people completely missed your point
… anyway on the other site it was r/juxtaposition -I haven’t seen it on lemmy yet
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thank you, lol
Whats_a_lemmy@ponder.cat 1 year ago
bodybuilding.com
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Last time I went there I ended up arguing with some guy about whether or not working out 3.5 days a week was possible.
Tinidril@midwest.social 1 year ago
Best I ever managed was two.
Twanquility@feddit.dk 1 year ago
Well, when you count on your fingers its clear that by working out every other day, you can workout 4 times a week, duh. /s
If you work out every other day for 31 days, that is 16 days a month, 4 days a week! See, it’s that simple.
If anyone can find the original thread, I would love to archive it for eternity, as it is hilarious.
vfsh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
The term is juxtaposition but I don’t know if a Lemmy community exists for it yet
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hmm…
angrystego@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Testosterone spikes are what happens in your body when you fall in love. Therefore testosterone is sometimes referred to as the hormone of love. It is true for both men and women. So how do onions fit into that?
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Who doesn’t love the smell of raw onions on a first date?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I see you know my ex, but that doesn’t narrow it down much.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You shouldn’t be going down on people on your first date, but I agree otherwise.
Norgoroth@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I love raw onion, is that why my balls are the size of children’s marble and bicep size of grapefruit?
MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
"I will not move my army without onions!” -Ulysses S. Grant
All that testosterone won the Civil War
match@pawb.social 1 year ago
i was a big proponent of the /fit/ memes about drinking semen for gains. which caught on really easily but i still want to take some credit
xavier666@lemm.ee 1 year ago
There was/is a movement regarding butthole and ball tanning. I am suspicious that it also started like this.
xkbx@startrek.website 1 year ago
I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 1 year ago
AWESOME BLOSSOM
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
you’re in it right now
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Can you say that more like a pirate and call me Ms Swan?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Ye best start believin’ in shitpostin’ communities, Ms Swan!
damdy@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Ironi, onions are generally the first thing to cook. You don’t desperately need onions midway through a meal, you need 5 spice which is 4 years out of date.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I plan to pass these same bottles of oregano and mustard seed onto my grandchildren.
I recently actually ran out of black pepper(!!!) and it messed me up for a solid week or two until I finally remembered to buy more. That should hopefully hold me until at least the second Barron Trump term.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 year ago
But why would you want high (not normal levels of) testosterone?
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Big T = big pp
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m pretty sure steroid users would disagree…
AMPher@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I wonder how many people the “suicide grip for bench press” advocate guy on /fit killed.
callouscomic@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It was called reddit juxtaposition or something like that. Not sure if there’s an equivalent here.
Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Glad I never got COVID; sad that I never got a chance to drink a can of cat food water
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Me sitting here just liking raw onions since a decade before this troll-meme.
Onions are fucking delicious, fight me.
crank0271@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t think we’d stand a chance fighting someone who’s basically pure testosterone.
WereCat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Finally, someone else shares the same onion about opinions
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Onions ARE delicious… in every variant EXCEPT raw.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They got that one type of onion that’s sweet, I might try it raw, but all the rest you’re right i’ma cook
endeavor@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Hawaiians soak them in cold water to take out the pungency. Shocked us east euros have never heard of it since our cooking skills peak at cutting raw onions and putting them on bread with burnt meat or tinned fish.
some_random_nick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Try some thin sliced onion rings sprinkled with soy sauce. It’s really delicious.
tomi000@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wrong
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I love raw onions on salad and some burgers/sandwiches. Usually red.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Red onions are bomb but so are sweet onions, I have a preference for the Walla Walla Sweets.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I like em but they eat me alive on the inside
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re the first person other than me I’ve heard has this problem. I have it with garlic, too. Either is fine when fully cooked, though. I don’t even have a sensitive stomach otherwise, I can eat chilis all day every day. Hbu?