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My head canon is that this spiced up the parent’s sex life, dad got rid of his mistress and it actually saved the marriage.
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by Apytele@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 weeks ago
wizzor@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Weirdly wholesome.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
I can’t believe anon didn’t want anything but a fucking porn subscription
arin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Mom is a tryhard. Lucky dad
felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
True if you cheat you already are an incredible asshole but if you cheat on a partner who will adapt to your fetish you deserve to go fuck yourself.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
I like to imagine there is a special level of karma or hell for cheaters. When my ex cheated I found out on my birthday. Absolutely devastated me. Moved out for 6 months, came back, tried to work it out for a few years. I got intense therapy, we saw marriage counselor, then I discovered her sexting the dude she cheated on me with (by her own admission of all things).
If we didn’t have a kid together, I’d have left her to fend for herself. I made all the money in the relationship, I’m the one with an education, and the ability to actually work toward anything. Instead i let her have the house, I’ll help her pay for it for a few years so she can have that much time to afford to buy it out.
My son has everything he will ever need covered by me. She can’t do school work, she has no benefits, and makes 1/5th of what I do. In a few years when that payment stops, she owes me a chunk of money on top of making up that pay.
So, in the end, while I end up with PISD, she has to live the next few years stressing over how to pay for living while I continue to live better and better, and provide for my son. I even have a fund started to afford him to go to college without loans.
Plus, if she remarries, she owes me that money immediately, and I stop paying that extra cash. I don’t see that happening as age is catching up with her, fast. Karma, it turns out, is a bitch.
I hope that OPs Mom was able to turn something around and truly make his dad suffer.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Do we really know for sure it wasn’t dad wearing the cosplays?
edg@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s my head canon.
arin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Still lucky
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I interpret it as being a depressing situation where he’s cheating in part because he isn’t attracted to her and she can tell and so is desperate to try anything even though it never works because being unwanted makes her feel bad.
nezrock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Nah, his dad ruined it by cheating.
pigup@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Further, it’s not hard to imagine how the dad probably was already into hentai, and simply manipulated his dumb kid into that compromise. So then when the wife found the account it matched up with things she had been suspecting for years already.
Dad is a sociopathic loser that jerks off to cartoons.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Dad paid for the hentai instead of live action porn not because ofa compromise, but because he already had a subscription and didn’t want to pay for two.
Hoimo@ani.social 3 weeks ago
That last sentence might give people the wrong impression. It might be better to split it up into two statements so people don’t assume a relationship, causal or otherwise:
Dad is a sociopathic loser who cheats on his wife.
Dad is also a cultured gentleman who jerks off to cartoons.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Anon saved their parents marriage because maybe dad didn’t have a fetish for 2d but he acquired it.
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
A better story would be the father tricks the kid into accepting a subscription he already has.
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lol def fake but still funny
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
how do you even come up with a story this wild
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
You do it to cope with an even wilder story.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Every greentext has at least a little truth to it.
Kitathalla@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
This isn’t all that wild, in the context of things I’ve seen and had to hear about in my life. Kids don’t even have to be teenagers to think about and try some pretty bold-faced moves.
Matombo@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
plot twist: dad “just took a look to know what he is paying for” and actually liked it and used the account too.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Dad didn’t buy junior a subscription to a hentai site. He gave junior access to Dad’s account on the hentai site.
Junior got played.
Matombo@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
jr is pleb
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Soooo… anyone gonna comment on the pic?
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I like the look on the clowns face.
He’s not particularly enjoying it but is determined. He must do this a lot.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
what’s to comment? That’s your average family doctor visiting a sick patient
psivchaz@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Not my dad, but a friend on IRC gave me a login to a paid hentai site when I was 13. Considering it less bad than regular porn is probably a huge mistake, tbh. I’m not trying to shame anyone for their fetishes or anything, but I would have been perfectly happy with boobs and instead got a bunch of comics with fairies having sex with insects.
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is it bad that I think I recognized which thing you were talking about?
Glytch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Pretty sure they’re talking about Bondage Fairies. I read it at about the same age.
blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Maybe next time, don’t cheat? Skill issue.
Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Some people can’t even beat marriage without cheat codes smh my head
jenny_ball@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
the thumbnail lollll
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
The marriage was already ruined by the cheating dipshit. But luckily it’s a fake story anyway
akkajdh999@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
This is red text
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
[deleted]rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Think of it like blood. If something is bleeding red blood, that’s bad and you should try to stop it. But if something is bleeding green blood, that’s good and you should make it bleed more.
akkajdh999@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
That’s fine
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
it’s not. The original function was to differentiate quoting
like this
and people just used it for highlighting
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
More like spiced it up
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
What ruined, enriched!
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If true this is actually pretty great. Moms a great sport. Hopefully dickhead husband realizes and treats her right.
spacecadet@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
(pleb)
SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bold to assume that’s not dad’s stuff. My man created a hentai monster.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
(pleb)
Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But, it all started with his dad having a mistress… it was already ruined…
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Kids often bear the emotional burden of emotionally immature parents.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Isn’t that right
droporain@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
“just happened to compromise on hentai” doubt. Check the mistress closet!