I feel the need to put this on its head.
What if the girl, after whatever time they spent relaxing realized she truly enjoyed his company and decided she wanted to keep him as someone she can spend time as a person and not a sexual object?
Anon meets up with a girl
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qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Well then neither of them is getting what they want.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Sad but probably true.
pupbiru@aussie.zone 5 months ago
i will never understand the inability for people not to have amazing sex with their friends
JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 months ago
Anon couldn’t have sex with a friend because anon wanted to have sex with a prostitute.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Somewhere along the line, when you finally meet the person that truly meets all your expectations for a life together, your friend:
- Have they told you we used to fuck?
echodot@feddit.uk 5 months ago
I don’t want to have sex with my friends. I know where they’ve been.
Anyway people’s relationships are complicated, there’s plenty of people I like who I do not find attractive.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Well I guess he will find out based on whether or not she ever contacts him again.
Really though this does seem like the kind of thing where “it’s because you’re sexually repulsive” only seems like the obvious explanation because of insecurity brainworms.
LANIK2000@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s a very common conclusion among men. Before I finally met my gf at 23, I thought the same thing. Getting friend zoned left and right and pushed away while everyone else is whoring all day everyday for as far as you can remember makes you feel like an expired rotting piece of shit. Sentences like “You’re too good, you deserve better”, “Someone must like you, you’re great!” or even sentences from oder women like “Oh, girls must like you handsome.” just start feeling like thinly veiled insults, like everyone is making fun of you, even if they aren’t.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
If that was the case, why bother with all the build up? And why sugar coat it? Even sex workers are in their right to deny a costumer.
LANIK2000@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Considering that this kind of soft unspoken rejection is the same tactic women use to lose pickup “artists” and other perceived predators or just unwanted people, if in anon’s shoes, this is the moment I’d consider running away for my own peace of mind. In my experience, it’s a good idea to not stick around people that reject you on the basis of being “too good”.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Very roundabout way to do it.
As I stated in another comment, even sex workers have the right to refuse a customer.
From my perspective, this is the kind of approach/behavior that feeds stalkers and worst.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I’m betting that this is exactly what happened. That girl, in all probability, has been treated like meat most of her life. There’s a nontrivial chance that she’s a victim of some kind of abuse.
So having a real connection to someone who doesn’t just treat you like meat, and is only interested in what she can do for/to them, is probably very different than the interactions she normally has.
It’s sad, but likely true.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You just keep going on with that fantasy. I’m sure it’ll give you some enjoyment in the dark of the night.
Meanwhile in the real world anons who treat girls like they’re some kind of sex vending machine don’t come off as friend material. Their intentions are very obvious. I think it more likely she just didn’t want repeat business.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Then she apparently chose wrong cause that anon is an A class douche bag who only saw her as and easy way to get his rocks off.
I think it more likely she just didn’t want repeat business from this particular customer. But who knows? (other than the girl of she’s not just a figment of a deranged imagination)
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 months ago
she wanted to keep him as someone she can spend time as a person and not a sexual object?
Not to put too fine a point on it, but you can do both. That’s the entire idea of having a boyfriend/girlfriend.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Yes and no.
I swing more towards the direction of a non-sexual relationship of any kind.
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 5 months ago
Anon seems not to have understood that prostitute is not a vending machine
Klear@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Am I not supposed to be sticking my dick in vending machines? o.0
qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
I’ll risk Japan as a vending machine to cater to your specific liking.
todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 5 months ago
An OF girl, who absolutely knows other OF girls, thinks you’re nice and fun to be around, despite your obvious horniness?
She’s gonna hook you up. OP fucked up if this is where he gave up. A single guy having an OF girl as a close friend is how you end up being a stage cock for her friends to suck, and you’ll get a cut of the dough.
Bro was this close to getting paid to have his dick sucked, but he had no patience.
CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Asking for a friend, where do I find these onlyfans girls irl
Mandy@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
That woman dodged a lot more than bullet there
LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 months ago
How so?
Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Aww, anon was so close to having his first friend.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Anon needs a sight of the long game.
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 5 months ago
You gotta wash your junk once in a while
answersplease77@lemmy.world 5 months ago
most sane prostitutes give bjs with condom only, but anon was too much
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Even a wrapped rancid weiner doesn’t stand alone. The beans and bush are gonna stink.
BlanK0@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Lesson learned, don’t smoke weed
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Is that the family suicide revolver in the pic??
MurderCapitalism@feddit.org 5 months ago
Bro could be glad he saved the money, but no.
kemsat@lemmy.world 5 months ago
If green text plays it right, he could marry the whore & profit afterwards. So long as green text makes enough that it’s worth it for her to stop whoring.
ladicius@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Guys: Take a shower, shave and put on clean clothes before you meet with someone.
Hygiene is very sexy.
papalonian@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Gonna preface this by saying Ive got no issues with you or your comment, I recognize what community I’m in.
But advice like this is so frustrating for actually normal people who are single and are struggling to find a partner. It implies anyone who can’t get a date can’t do so because they’re the equivalent of a stinky smelly mongoloid who’s been wearing the same underwear he uses to clean his pits for 3 days.
Again your comment is perfectly valid given the context. OOP probably left out that he tipped his fedora to the m’lady because of all the dandruff that fell off when he did it. But being told in normal communities to “just take a shower bro you’ll get a date 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽” feels like being corrected on your spelling, in a math test, when you spelled the word correctly in the first place.
/rant
Yuki@kutsuya.dev 5 months ago
Oof, also I laughed at your example at the bottom. This actually happened to me in highschool and it still haunts me.
adam_y@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dude, the use of “mongoloid” is not cool.
You know what it means, right?
bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Take a shower before you see a sex worker.
workerONE@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The comment doesn’t imply that everyone who can’t find a partner is unkempt, it’s just a recommendation to help people out.
474D@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You do realize that the vast majority of “actually normal people” from your comment are or have been in relationships? Like what is your definition of that, I don’t think it’s what most would think.
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 5 months ago
If you’re hygienic then the comment isn’t for you
ladicius@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Never implied anything like what you fantasize here, especially not something like “getting dates only when clean” and other bullshit.
If you never get a date then personal hygiene may play a role, that much is true. But there’s a myriad of other issues that influence your success with the wanted person/s, including being a whiny bitch that insinuates dumb stuff for example.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
BTW, and now that we are doing this, dandruff is not a sign of lack of hygiene. It is a common symptom of skin conditions like dermatitis. I don’t like to recommend subreddits in Lemmy, but take a look at r/sebderm and read a couple of threads there. Fortunately, most people don’t know it, but a chronical skin condition can get you suicidal.
Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I do that and still no dates, now what?
Birch@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Did you remember to be attractive?
0xD@infosec.pub 5 months ago
You need to get out and talk to people and ask them out.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
No shave, have beard, will not capitulate to demands. If you can’t accept my face at it’s harriest you don’t deserve the parts I do trim!
I have sensitive skin lol and razor bumps are laaaaaaame.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 months ago
You’re definitely missing the point. I also have a beard and refuse to shave but I tidy my beard up periodically. The point is to groom yourself.
echodot@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Nah I would prefer to just complain about it on the internet.
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Also cologne. Never forget the cologne. Just a couple sprays.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Cologne sucks. It’s not needed.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
4 gallons minium, your doing it wrong if your eyes dont burn from the
teargascologne :PDogWater@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is genuinely hilarious to see the advice to wear some cologne getting down voted lmao