Submitted 2 days ago by sag@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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I am supportive of you being Canadian
We are sorry to hear you are disappointed with the Canadian gender identity. Please hold if you wish to express your disappointment to an agent. Alternatively, courses on the challenges and advantages being Canadian and what it means to be hockeysexual are available in English and French. Completion of the course grants access to free-but-slow healthcare and a $25 Tim Hortons gift card.
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I just want to say replacing fig leaves with maple leaves is rough because it leaves a bunch of sticky on your junk.
Maple syrup on your junk is a proud Canadian Thanksgiving tradition.
pour le service en français, appuyez sur le 2
Why isn’t the first option?
There is no such thing as ‘Canadian’, it’s just a phase!
Huge missed opportunity: could have been God made Adam and Eve, not Maple and Leaf
I’m an American. I actually like America, for what it’s worth. Canada, however, has the superior anthem.
My pronouns are Canadian/Eh
I called out a form and one of the options was for diet. The choices were:
Omnivore Vegetarian Vogon
those scintillating, jeweled, scuttling crabs are good though.
Just don’t allow then to recite poetry at you
Pretty sure he did say Adam and Moose.
Hey, Adam; watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
Naah, Moose came later, he was the chap who came down from a mountain with a couple of iPads, then drove out of the desert in a Triumph, or something like that.
The Book of Mormon is a wild ride.
Wasn’t she on YCDTOTV?
I’m guessing this is not a required demographic question in Canada.
Might be a case where Canadian applicants submit another form that has the relevant information in a different format too.
LGBTQIAC
Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer Intersex Asexual Canadian
No worries
One assumes it’s either customary or law not to ask if it’s not relevant.
Is this Windows95?
Probably just some dev’s cut and paste error, still funny.
Our country reeks of trees / our Yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beefcarcasses.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“What’s your gender?”
“Canadian.”
“No, who do you like?”
“Donuts.”
“No no, what’s in your pants?”
“Polite manners.”
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
“No, no, I’m talking about your genitals.”
“Oh, you mean Tim Horton’s?”
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.
andshit@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Doughnuts**
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
“what’s in your pants?”
“a party you’re not invited to”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“a hockey knife”
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
As a Canadian, I know you are American from your spelling of doughnuts.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Surprise, I’m both!
phx@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I’m sorry
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 days ago
A Simp, Got It.