I am supportive of you being Canadian
We are sorry to hear you are disappointed with the Canadian gender identity. Please hold if you wish to express your disappointment to an agent. Alternatively, courses on the challenges and advantages being Canadian and what it means to be hockeysexual are available in English and French. Completion of the course grants access to free-but-slow healthcare and a $25 Tim Hortons gift card.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“What’s your gender?”
“Canadian.”
“No, who do you like?”
“Donuts.”
“No no, what’s in your pants?”
“Polite manners.”
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
“No, no, I’m talking about your genitals.”
“Oh, you mean Tim Horton’s?”
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
“what’s in your pants?”
“a party you’re not invited to”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“a hockey knife”
andshit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Doughnuts**
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
As a Canadian, I know you are American from your spelling of doughnuts.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Surprise, I’m both!
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A Simp, Got It.
phx@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’m sorry