I am supportive of you being Canadian
We are sorry to hear you are disappointed with the Canadian gender identity. Please hold if you wish to express your disappointment to an agent. Alternatively, courses on the challenges and advantages being Canadian and what it means to be hockeysexual are available in English and French. Completion of the course grants access to free-but-slow healthcare and a $25 Tim Hortons gift card.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“What’s your gender?”
“Canadian.”
“No, who do you like?”
“Donuts.”
“No no, what’s in your pants?”
“Polite manners.”
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
“No, no, I’m talking about your genitals.”
“Oh, you mean Tim Horton’s?”
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
“what’s in your pants?”
“a party you’re not invited to”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“a hockey knife”
andshit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Doughnuts**
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
As a Canadian, I know you are American from your spelling of doughnuts.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Surprise, I’m both!
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A Simp, Got It.
phx@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I’m sorry