Put those tits back where they came from or so help me
Pancake rolls
Submitted 7 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
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moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
this is intelligible but not understandable
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
I suspect they’re just posting about something they made while using it as an opportunity to fuck with friends and family. I might have experience with this.
Creosm@lemmy.world 7 months ago
these being served may just be the reason she’s in the coma in the first place??
Etterra@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That is way too much goddamn peanut butter JFC
PiousAgnostic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I think it is carmel
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
No can’t you read it’s because her heart fell out when her tits fell off, duh. Happens all the time!
dumbass@leminal.space 7 months ago
Nah man, it was from her tits falling off from a intense motor boating, didn’t you read!
ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Is there a /menwritingwomen yet?
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You can just go to AO3, but you’ll also get womenwritingmen as well.
boogetyboo@aussie.zone 7 months ago
Want
ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I’m in no state to start up anything like that, it’s yours to go for if you want to!
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
in a coma from being motorboated too hard
Enkrod@feddit.org 7 months ago
The front fell off
Malgas@beehaw.org 7 months ago
That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Like if you cry every tiem
umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
life goals is motorboating gf’s tits so hard they fall off
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
gmod clipping noises
Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 months ago
If I get Rolo filled pancakes afterwards that’s just a bonus.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
This reminds me of the early 00s, when being “lol so wandom” was cool. The worst one I can remember hearing was my cousin saying (completely out of the blue), “Yeah, and then like a car goes busting through the window and lands in a Hot Pocket…”
I had actually used DALL-E not long ago to try to generate what he was talking about.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 7 months ago
If the car was on fire, then that was smart planning because the center of the Hot Pocket is always frozen.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Are those Rolos? 👀
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
There’s other stuff too
Soup@lemmy.cafe 7 months ago
Wait… we’re still into rage bait? I thought we were past that as a collective.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Are they wrapped around plastic tubes? What is the “sauce” leaking out of them? What the fuck am I looking at?
Tyfud@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Looks like pancakes wrapped around an opened package of Rolo candy.
Ngl, that shit looks deliciously diabetic
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Looks like peanut butter with Rolos on the ends
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Those pancakes look dangerously fuckable
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 months ago
sis almost died
“lol”
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Most sensitive sibling
unreachable@lemmy.world 7 months ago
rain_worl@lemmy.world 7 months ago
transcript (manual):
I loveeee me pancake rolls! My sister Berta is
currently in a coma from being motorboated
too hard by her ex lol her breasts fully came off
and a piece of her heart fell off with it but she
quite literally comes back to life whenever I
bring these around. I feel like a God lol[image of rolled up pancakes, containing orange-colored sauce and chocolate?]
dumbass@leminal.space 7 months ago
Hey, we’ve all been there.
watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
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Randomgal@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I’d come back for those ngl
match@pawb.social 7 months ago
i think perhaps she is speaking idiomatically about her sister being in a coma and about her sister’s heart coming apart from a sexual act
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
Don’t you just hate it when your tits fall out and take a piece of your heart with 'em?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
If my SOs tits fell off, they most certainly would take a piece of my heart with them
lemmylommy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
EddoWagt@feddit.nl 7 months ago
Why is that not typical?
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
The tots are outside the environment!
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
This reminds me of a Janis Joplin song.
Jtee@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Not when your sister is a necromancer