I choose option 3
Help me to settle on a face design for the character I've just added to my game, called The Humorless Toaster. (It's only here to make toast, not listen to your nonsense.)
Submitted 10 months ago by Road_Warrior_10@lemmy.world to games@lemmy.world
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kibiz0r@midwest.social 10 months ago
KingBoo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I agree. This is the best.
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
This is how I keep seeing option 1 where the longer line is a chin/fat roll 😅
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 10 months ago
I only see the mustache now
DaddleDew@lemmy.world 10 months ago
One is them is angry, the other is furherious
fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Number 2. Unless you firmly believe there’s no such thing as bad publicity.
Barzaria@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Toaster 1 looks like Hitler. Don’t use toaster 1.
Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Counterpoint: toaster 1 looks like Hitler. Use toaster 1.
vikingtons@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think the second one
intensely_human@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Is the Toaster related to Hitler somehow? If not then the latter.
Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nah. Hitler would be an oven.
Etterra@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No it’s too wide. That is a J Jonah Jameson mustache if ever I done seen one.
pyre@lemmy.world 10 months ago
still too close. the toaster has a wide face so proportionally it feels like a hitler mustache
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean still the vague connection gives the character some meat
Chainweasel@lemmy.world 10 months ago
2, but make him look more indifferent and less angry I think.
EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Totally agree, 2nd face but I think straighten the eyebrows so he doesn’t look mad
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 10 months ago
I can’t believe this isn’t a joke
Gonzako@lemmy.world 10 months ago
#1 only if you want a Hitler moustache. I prefer #2
Decoy321@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Charlie Chaplin got done dirty. He was rocking that stache for decades earlier.
thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 10 months ago
Some of Hitler’s bodyguards said that Hitler was a fan of Chaplin. There’s speculation (but not evidence) that he borrowed it because he liked Chaplin
watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
The second. The nose-mustache of the first is confusing.
antmzo220@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Oh no, the Hitler particles have crossed the hill man toaster barrier.
Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Depending on what you’re going for, 1 and give them a German accent. Otherwise 2.
Road_Warrior_10@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wasn’t going for German that’s for sure, although…
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Der Humorless Toaster ist nicht hier fur dein scheisse!
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
NIEN!
Maelstrom@lemmy.world 10 months ago
2
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Definitely #1. But you can’t ever make any reference to it looking like Big H in the game
Road_Warrior_10@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thank you, yeah was going for more of a Ron Swanson, but now I totally see how people can see The Notorious H.I.T.
almar_quigley@lemmy.world 10 months ago
HIT? Hitler Is Toaster?
Road_Warrior_10@lemmy.world 10 months ago
For anyone curious, the game I’m working on is kind of inspired by The Stanley Parable, and you can check it out on Steam, maybe even wishlist (it would help a lot) : https://store.steampowered.com/app/2336120/Do_Not_Press_The_Button_To_Delete_The_Multiverse/
frankspurplewings@lemmy.world 10 months ago
2 for sure one has a confusing mouth-stache
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
2
computergeek125@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Who let out 426?? I thought it was supposed to be in a windowless room!
(/j)
!ICYMI, the joke is about SCP-426!<
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Never heard of that site, but it was very interesting to learn about myself.
FierySpectre@lemmy.world 10 months ago
God that is one terrifyingly upbeat SCP while still being very anomalous.
littlecolt@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Ever seen Red Dwarf? There was a talking toaster in that.
three@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yay talkie
littlecolt@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Yes! I had forgotten his name! Haha wow, I need to go watch that show again, it’s been a long time.
workerONE@lemmy.world 10 months ago
1 has more character
mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Number 1 but the upper line is the mouth and the lower line is the chin.
Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Make the upper one more mustache-y by making the stache longer than the lips and bend it downwards on the outside.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
2nd one is cuter and funnier
slazer2au@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Option 3 googly eyes.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s actually how you defeat him.
MimicJar@lemmy.world 10 months ago
#2 because it allows you to later give them a mustache (#1), which is funny but the toaster isn’t amused.
pishadoot@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
What is the personality of the toaster?
One looks like your friend’s dad when he comes home and finds everyone has not only left on all the lights in the house but have also left the fridge open
Other one looks like a guy in early 20s that is on a bus and some fucker is doom scrolling tiktok loud without headphones
I’d say they’re both great but you gotta decide what kind of cranky toaster you’re going with
Etterra@lemmy.world 10 months ago
#1 looks like JJ Jameson - You know, Peter Parker’s boss?
Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Get it to the corners of the lips and thick, you got a Tom Selleck, just around the edge, you have a Ron Swanson, 2cm past, you’re into Fu Manchu territory
JASN_DE@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What’s the first supposed to be, Adolf Toastler?
ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Good friend of Kettle Hitler
kettle hitler
And they sit next to each other on the kitchen counter at Führer house
hitler house
weegee90@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The house looks more like Jamie Hyneman with his barret to me.
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Road_Warrior_10@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh, man… sorry it’s coming off like that. Since it’s called the Humorless Toaster, the main inspiration is Ron Swanson. At least that’s what I was going for…
JASN_DE@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ah. I think the moustache needs to be wider for that. Also, a label might be in order. Ron Toasterson or something.
Kalkaline@leminal.space 10 months ago
Yeah you got the mustache in that realm. I don’t think it was intentional, but Hitler really did ruin the shortened mustache look.
Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Have you tried a design where it has a mustache for a mouth? As another lemming described, wider and wavy at the bottom. And then it can move up and down when it talks?
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just slap on a brown cutout mustache
antmzo220@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Imo It would be hilarious and not confusing if you just used a cutout of the real ron Swanson mustache.
Idk how legal that would be or other solutions around said potential legality though.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Upvote for Hitler. OP, I don’t know if intended, but a certain German politician was the first thing coming to mind
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The mustache is much too wide. I don’t know why everyone sees Hitler.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Hitler’s mustache was initially longer, however there was a decision to trim it. There are various theories as to why it was trimmed and shaped into the toothbrush as well recognise it for today.
ladicius@lemmy.world 10 months ago
😂