“Working on it for 9 years. Concepts are coming together nicely.”
It's true, I really do have concepts of a plan. Beyond that..?
Submitted 2 years ago by Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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someguy3@lemmy.world 2 years ago
GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why hasn’t he had one? He’s been there. Why isn’t it done? Huh?
Let’s ask him what he asks her. Like every day.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
President for 4 years, shadow president for another 4 years, where’s the plan?
You crave world domination, you don’t even have a Mini-Me yet!
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Well folks, if the dementia was ever in question, there’s our answer. Anyway, I’m gonna go eat a dog in Springfield; anyone in?
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ll call the illegal transgender aliens, we’ll make it a party.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Can I bring my Jewish space lasers?
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Only of you cook it with a Jewish space laser.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You can probably see ruzzians in your backyard! Or Canada or just your backyard. Whatever Sarah Plain Stupid said. Last name stupid, surname Plain first name what was the question ⁉️ department of education!
I was hoping at least to not know much about the debate until tomorrow. But I’m glad everyone puked a little with whatever that fuck said tonight.
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 years ago
As long as we’re eating pets, I’d like to have a Macaw. Anybody wanna split the bill?
Dkarma@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nah but I see you had the perch.
kikutwo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Whisps of an outline, it’s very very good though.
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Kayleigh Mackadoodle has it in a giant binder— it’s right under the never released, perpetually “2 weeks away” healthcare plan in the other giant binder; which was of course full of blank paper.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Not actual quotes, just a joke:
It’s the greatest outline, the best. Some of the smartest world leaders have told me it’s great, like Orban.
Sir, Orban supports free healthcare in Hungary.
That guy is the worst! Terrible ideas that one has!
kikutwo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yep that’s him alright
makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Did he actually say that?!
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yes, when asked about why he still doesn’t have a plan on how to replace ObamaCare.
flicker@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yes. Yes he did.
DandomRude@lemmy.world 2 years ago
By concept of a plan, he probably means Project 2025, the plan that his “strategists” have drawn up to install him as a fascist autocrat if people are stupid enough to actually vote for him. It is hardly surprising that he does not want to comment publicly on this deeply anti-democratic plan.
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“I don’t have a plan” - person desperately trying to hide their plan.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Worse the goal is to get him elected then he will be removed for having dementia and JD Vance will run with Project 2025.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He may as well have a neon sign saying “I’m not fit”, yet dumb motherfuckers will still vote for him.
WhatDoWeHaveEre@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He IS the giant neon sign!
Veedem@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I love how fast this is happening.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“But you’ve had 9 yea—“
“I have concepts!”
freebread@lemm.ee 2 years ago
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
bender223@lemmy.today 2 years ago
trump sounded like a kid who got caught not doing his homework.
Concept of a plan. 🤣
KingGordon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Except he really hasn’t done his.
Whats your climate plan? Immigrants! Border Czar!
LiveFreeDie8@lemmy.world 2 years ago
[deleted]Johanno@feddit.org 2 years ago
You can even clip on YouTube somehow.
proper@lemmy.world 2 years ago
yeah project 202cough cough i mean… stuff
cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They forget he had 4 years to put in a new healthcare plan and he never did. He kept saying “in 2 weeks, we’ll have the best healthcare in the history of healthcare” and other bullshit. After months of that, he finally said “who knew healthcare was so complicated?”
He and the GOP don’t have shit for healthcare other than stripping it from women.
Dkarma@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Infrastructure week
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
HEY! Concepts of a plan is the name of my plan to provide Healthcare for all Americans! Point for point trump stole my plan!
Let’s see. My plan will cost less. My plan will do more. This mother Tucker stole my entire plan!
ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Holy moly, I’m not big on politics but I had to look up the clip of this and in addition to the ridiculousness of saying this, he actually talks like how people meme his speech patterns. I thought it was embellishments and exaggerations.
Entropywins@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If anything, the memes are a tamed version of that orange thing.
Sabata11792@ani.social 2 years ago
I used the same excuse when I didn’t do a presentation in high school an just BSed my way to half credit.
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Me at the 10am Monday meeting
distantsounds@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He writes the headline and weaves backward /joke
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Trump has lived his entire life on easy mode. It’s real easy to debate when you just get to make shit.
PoorlyWrittenPapyrus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m just gonna go right out and say it.
The ACA is a center right to right leaning policy. It’s a middle ground between Medicare for All and the disaster that privatized healthcare was before the ACA.
Republicans are in a lose-lose position because they cornered themselves into rabidly opposing anything Obama did and calling it communism. Obama tried to appeal to moderates and republicans by making the ACA an incredibly bipartisan approach to healthcare. The republicans didn’t want to let Obama have a win so the party threw everything they could behind blocking it in the hopes that when they won next they would copy it and change a few minor things and pass it off as some completely new idea nobody had ever considered.
Notice that when Trump was in office, the proposed healthcare bill (AHCA) the republicans put together was just a slightly tweak of the ACA. Then they canned it when it was wildly unpopular, shrugged and moved on. Now the doublespeak is “Obamacare was bad but it would’ve been worse if it hadn’t been for me and we’re gonna fix it, but don’t ask me how yet.”
And that’s the best they’ve come up with in the 14 years since the ACA was passed.
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And the biggest clue to the truth of this is that the ACA is basically just RomneyCare with a few more individual protections bolted on. It was literally Mitt Romney’s plan to fix health care, and the Obama team used it because they knew that it could get support in the GOP.
Dkarma@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This 100%. The ACA was starting as a gift to the GOP and they still slapped Obama’s hand.
cheddar@programming.dev 2 years ago
atomicorange@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Which will come first, Trump’s beautiful perfect plan or GRRM’s Winds of Winter?
protist@mander.xyz 2 years ago
I’m not a plan, you’re a plan!
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Still better than voting for the illegal immigrant Harris.
TheLemming@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Weak troll 0.5/10
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Even if that were the case, I’m skeptical. A rock would be a better president and person.
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Why are you so cringe?
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
When he said this I shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. It was such a D&D line.
Leader: Were gonna take down the goblin camp and free the hostages while looting all of the treasure and drinking all their ale.
Party: So, you have a plan?
Leader: I have concepts of a plan.
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Lmao, literally a DnD line. Pretty sure I heard the same line in my girlfriend’s last DnD session.
Dkarma@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The only better line of the night was “I saw it on TV”