“Working on it for 9 years. Concepts are coming together nicely.”
It's true, I really do have concepts of a plan. Beyond that..?
Submitted 8 months ago by Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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someguy3@lemmy.world 8 months ago
GladiusB@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Why hasn’t he had one? He’s been there. Why isn’t it done? Huh?
Let’s ask him what he asks her. Like every day.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
President for 4 years, shadow president for another 4 years, where’s the plan?
You crave world domination, you don’t even have a Mini-Me yet!
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Well folks, if the dementia was ever in question, there’s our answer. Anyway, I’m gonna go eat a dog in Springfield; anyone in?
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ll call the illegal transgender aliens, we’ll make it a party.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Can I bring my Jewish space lasers?
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Only of you cook it with a Jewish space laser.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You can probably see ruzzians in your backyard! Or Canada or just your backyard. Whatever Sarah Plain Stupid said. Last name stupid, surname Plain first name what was the question ⁉️ department of education!
I was hoping at least to not know much about the debate until tomorrow. But I’m glad everyone puked a little with whatever that fuck said tonight.
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 8 months ago
As long as we’re eating pets, I’d like to have a Macaw. Anybody wanna split the bill?
Dkarma@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Nah but I see you had the perch.
kikutwo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Whisps of an outline, it’s very very good though.
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Kayleigh Mackadoodle has it in a giant binder— it’s right under the never released, perpetually “2 weeks away” healthcare plan in the other giant binder; which was of course full of blank paper.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Not actual quotes, just a joke:
It’s the greatest outline, the best. Some of the smartest world leaders have told me it’s great, like Orban.
Sir, Orban supports free healthcare in Hungary.
That guy is the worst! Terrible ideas that one has!
kikutwo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yep that’s him alright
makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Did he actually say that?!
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yes, when asked about why he still doesn’t have a plan on how to replace ObamaCare.
flicker@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yes. Yes he did.
DandomRude@lemmy.world 8 months ago
By concept of a plan, he probably means Project 2025, the plan that his “strategists” have drawn up to install him as a fascist autocrat if people are stupid enough to actually vote for him. It is hardly surprising that he does not want to comment publicly on this deeply anti-democratic plan.
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“I don’t have a plan” - person desperately trying to hide their plan.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Worse the goal is to get him elected then he will be removed for having dementia and JD Vance will run with Project 2025.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 8 months ago
He may as well have a neon sign saying “I’m not fit”, yet dumb motherfuckers will still vote for him.
WhatDoWeHaveEre@lemmy.world 8 months ago
He IS the giant neon sign!
Veedem@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I love how fast this is happening.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“But you’ve had 9 yea—“
“I have concepts!”
freebread@lemm.ee 8 months ago
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
bender223@lemmy.today 8 months ago
trump sounded like a kid who got caught not doing his homework.
Concept of a plan. 🤣
KingGordon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Except he really hasn’t done his.
Whats your climate plan? Immigrants! Border Czar!
LiveFreeDie8@lemmy.world 8 months ago
[deleted]Johanno@feddit.org 8 months ago
You can even clip on YouTube somehow.
CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I have 11% of a plan
toiletobserver@lemmy.world 8 months ago
proper@lemmy.world 8 months ago
yeah project 202cough cough i mean… stuff
cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They forget he had 4 years to put in a new healthcare plan and he never did. He kept saying “in 2 weeks, we’ll have the best healthcare in the history of healthcare” and other bullshit. After months of that, he finally said “who knew healthcare was so complicated?”
He and the GOP don’t have shit for healthcare other than stripping it from women.
Dkarma@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Infrastructure week
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
HEY! Concepts of a plan is the name of my plan to provide Healthcare for all Americans! Point for point trump stole my plan!
Let’s see. My plan will cost less. My plan will do more. This mother Tucker stole my entire plan!
ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Holy moly, I’m not big on politics but I had to look up the clip of this and in addition to the ridiculousness of saying this, he actually talks like how people meme his speech patterns. I thought it was embellishments and exaggerations.
Entropywins@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If anything, the memes are a tamed version of that orange thing.
Sabata11792@ani.social 8 months ago
I used the same excuse when I didn’t do a presentation in high school an just BSed my way to half credit.
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Me at the 10am Monday meeting
distantsounds@lemmy.world 8 months ago
He writes the headline and weaves backward /joke
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Trump has lived his entire life on easy mode. It’s real easy to debate when you just get to make shit.
PoorlyWrittenPapyrus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m just gonna go right out and say it.
The ACA is a center right to right leaning policy. It’s a middle ground between Medicare for All and the disaster that privatized healthcare was before the ACA.
Republicans are in a lose-lose position because they cornered themselves into rabidly opposing anything Obama did and calling it communism. Obama tried to appeal to moderates and republicans by making the ACA an incredibly bipartisan approach to healthcare. The republicans didn’t want to let Obama have a win so the party threw everything they could behind blocking it in the hopes that when they won next they would copy it and change a few minor things and pass it off as some completely new idea nobody had ever considered.
Notice that when Trump was in office, the proposed healthcare bill (AHCA) the republicans put together was just a slightly tweak of the ACA. Then they canned it when it was wildly unpopular, shrugged and moved on. Now the doublespeak is “Obamacare was bad but it would’ve been worse if it hadn’t been for me and we’re gonna fix it, but don’t ask me how yet.”
And that’s the best they’ve come up with in the 14 years since the ACA was passed.
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 8 months ago
And the biggest clue to the truth of this is that the ACA is basically just RomneyCare with a few more individual protections bolted on. It was literally Mitt Romney’s plan to fix health care, and the Obama team used it because they knew that it could get support in the GOP.
Dkarma@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This 100%. The ACA was starting as a gift to the GOP and they still slapped Obama’s hand.
cheddar@programming.dev 8 months ago
atomicorange@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Which will come first, Trump’s beautiful perfect plan or GRRM’s Winds of Winter?
protist@mander.xyz 8 months ago
I’m not a plan, you’re a plan!
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Still better than voting for the illegal immigrant Harris.
TheLemming@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Weak troll 0.5/10
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Even if that were the case, I’m skeptical. A rock would be a better president and person.
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Why are you so cringe?
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 8 months ago
When he said this I shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. It was such a D&D line.
Leader: Were gonna take down the goblin camp and free the hostages while looting all of the treasure and drinking all their ale.
Party: So, you have a plan?
Leader: I have concepts of a plan.
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Lmao, literally a DnD line. Pretty sure I heard the same line in my girlfriend’s last DnD session.
Dkarma@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The only better line of the night was “I saw it on TV”