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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You should never let your horn fluid go below a quarter tank. It can draw up the sediment at the bottom of the tank and damage the pump.

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My horn fluid spills out whenever my bottom gets pumped.

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    • ricdeh@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Horn fluid? What is this, the stone age?

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      • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?

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    • xlash123@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Similar story with blinker fluid

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      • desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        what about the wiper hydrolics?

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  • TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    reminds of of the time I asked AI if my cat was a snake

    Image

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    • cheddar@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why does it specify that it is the cat on the image who is not venomous. Are there venomous cats??

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Try injecting a cat into your blood stream and then get back to me.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Fair Witness behaviour.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s fantastic, lol

      Is this chatgpt? I didn’t know you could have it analyze images.

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      • SiriusMiSt@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “Is it really below average?”

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      • modus@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t know what the other commenter used, but there are AI-Based image-captioning apps like this: huggingface.co/spaces/…/joy-caption-pre-alpha

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  • CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My parents car ran out of honk, but a honk transplant fixed it

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    • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      worried goose noises

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      • moistclump@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Don’t worry they only use a hunk of the deceased that previously consented to honk transplants.

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Blinker fluid is another one a lot of people forget to check

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also greasing the muffler bearings at every 100k

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      • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Do you use synthetic or wild-caught?

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is false. Cars for sale in India need to be made with more honk because the standard package runs out too soon.

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    Indeed

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  • drphungky@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I just replaced the honk in my car today, so I can assure you they very much do.

    Subaru has yet to do a recall on a very important safety device, but the Internet is awash with 2016-2018 Outbacks having bad clocksprings. At least it’s a relatively easy fix.

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  • JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, Canada is prepared to provide an endless honk supply should anyone be running low. 🪿🪿

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  • pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If your honk runs out, you’re irresponsible honk owner

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  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Come to think of it, one thing I truly despise about the current state of AI is its verbosity. You ask the stupidest question, and the response is always some multipage essay (or longer if you ask nicely) that looks all important but is composed of 90% filler and bullshit, until it ends with “In conclusion, …” followed by the actual answer. Enough intelligence to string sentences together ad infinitum but not enough to provide actual answers that fit the question.

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    • Johanno@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They trained it to be like that. Reason being that in theory you can see logical flaws in the answer and that people get not only an answer, but also why and how.

      If you force it to shorten it’s anwers it will do. But single word anwers seem impossible

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    • PlexSheep@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Depends. It’s useful sometimes. I’d rather have verbosity by default and ask for shortness

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  • burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Forget to recharge the honk and you get the bonk

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A couple of weeks ago, someone on here asked about weird/gross idioms or something similar. Someone called pooping “honking out a dirt snake” and it has rarely left my head since reading that post.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My current favorite is

      Time to blow up the clown.

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  • iamjackflack@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean if the car is off and the horn is continually used the battery will die…

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  • nebulaone@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If we learn how to convert honk into energy, we will have unlimited electricity.

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    • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s what microphones do.

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      • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Backwards ass speaker motherfuckers.

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This caricature of George Bush disagrees

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    TIL cars are nymphos

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  • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    OP is Turkish and wants to prepare for a football match.

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Be good to your honkers, then they will honk for you tomorrow, too.

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Run out of* honk

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  • perviouslyiner@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some bicycles can run out of honk

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  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would hate to try to do it but I imagine the horn does wear out eventually. I myself have maybe used the ‘start a fight with strangers’ button on my car a dozen times in my life, so no personal experience. If I still talked to my sister I could ask her, she drives like it’s GTA:Nebraska and expects everyone else on the road to do the same.

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  • psme@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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