I remember back at the height of the pandemic, I saw this lady licking her finger so she can open those plastic bags, then proceeded to touch multiple vegetables and fruits.
well shoot
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scytale@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Iapar@feddit.de 10 months ago
Of course people touch those all the time. Maybe they sneezed before entering the store etc. Always wash the things you consum before because you never know.
And with the bag you just breath on your findertips and then you have some grip. And the you, of course, proceed to touch every vegetable and fruit you can lay your filthy fingers on.
scytale@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Oh for sure, I know people with more filthy hands probably touched the produce, and I do wash them when I get home.
And no, I personally do not touch the produce. I open the plastic bag just with my hands, invert it to wrap around my hand, and grab the produce with it. So my hands never directly touch them.
Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 10 months ago
OMG. Did you know you have germs on you RIGHT NOW!?
Better drink bleach to take of the germs internally too just to be safe.
mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Pff. I once saw some crack-y woman using the entire shelf of makeup in the store.
ameancow@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I wet my finger on the drops that fall from the misting nozzles in the produce area. Works every time, no licking. You’re all welcome.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
During the pandemic (and also to this date) I open bags sometimes by visiting the refrigerator section and touching the bed of the shelves. A lot of grocery stores have fridges that spray water in the section so it will get my fingers wet. It’s even easier if Im buying a vegetable from that section, since I just have to touch the thing I’m buying and my fingers will be wet enough to open the bag.
dumbass@leminal.space 10 months ago
Place the top of the bag between your palms, then think about your evil plan while sliding your hands against each other till they open, if not, try it on the bottom of the bag.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 10 months ago
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
It’s worth pointing out that this only works if your plan is sufficiently evil.
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lick your fingertips, or wet them on a beverage from the cooler, then rub them against the 2 sheets of the opening. You’re welcome.
jaschen@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Don’t pick your fingers. Unless you just washed your hands. This is how you get sick.
Touch your fingers on a damp/wet vegetables instead.
Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 10 months ago
That’s how you build natural immunity.
You think you’re not exposed to germs constantly? If the germs are on your hands they are also already on your face.
You’d think germ theory hasn’t been discovered since fucking 1762.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Who tf is downvoting this, GUYS OMG PLEASE DONT LICK YOUR FUCKING FINGERS
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Nah. Just pick your nose and use the snot.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You gross ass mother fucker this is why people get sick from going to stores.
Get your fucking fingers out of your god damn mouth. Yuck. What the hell did you do during Covid lockdowns?
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I didn’t hear your mother complain, blankets. Maybe i’m how she made you. You’re welcome.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
yet another reason why paper veggie bags are better, trivially easy to open.
Nastybutler@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Pro tip: Breath on your fingertips like you would if you were trying to fog up a pair of glasses. Better than licking your fingers
the_doktor@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Come on.
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Find correct end of bag, bag will tell you which is correct
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Place that end of bag between your palms
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Rub back and forth a few times
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Enjoy your open bag
RBWells@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You must not have dry hands. That step #3 should be:
Stand there rubbing on the bag with nothing happening, hand bag to husband or go over to the lettuce section and touch the ice then open the bag.
Most stuff I just toss in the cart with no plastic bag, but like to have a few for the refrigerator, they are useful.
lovely_reader@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Do you shop at Trader Joe’s? Those compostable bags are next level
bitchkat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You need to lick your fingertips first.
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RidderSport@feddit.de 10 months ago
Pro tip: use reusable vegetable bags
Dabundis@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is the way. Plus they’re usually mesh so you can just toss them in the fridge with your produce and it stays breathable
sirico@feddit.uk 10 months ago
All that stuff was in dirt not long ago it’ll be fine without one
Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 10 months ago
I think they are for checkout convenience. That’s why they’re so thin, don’t mess up the weight.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dirt AND shit!
Daxtron2@startrek.website 10 months ago
I’ve never understood the point of these bags. I have no problem just not using them?
Stovetop@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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Loose small produce like beans or cherries - keeps them all together.
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Moistened produce like kale or cilantro - keeps everything else in the bag from getting wet.
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Produce with flaky detritus like onions or garlic - keeps pieces of peel from getting everywhere.
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Raw meat prone to leakage - keeps other items in the bag from being exposed to potential pathogens.
They sell reusable mesh bags to help with the first scenario, but they aren’t really helpful for the other 3. I also try to be mindful of not buying more reusable bags I don’t need because most of those end up in landfills long before the 100/200/500/20,000 uses needed to offset the number of plastic bags you’d use otherwise.
Paper bags would help for the first and third scenarios as well, but not the other two. And single-use paper is nearly as bad.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Moistened produce like kale or cilantro - keeps everything else in the bag from getting wet.
Moistening leafy greens makes the rot faster. I hate that grocery stores do this. I’ve even seen them spraying bags of greens, which is just a waste of water.
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Spitzspot@lemmings.world 10 months ago
Babies’ diapers leak and the carts are almost never cleaned.
whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I don’t want the stuff I buy to touch the shopping cart or the conveyor also it is easier to separate them from other stuff in the fridge when you get back home
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Do you have any idea how many boxes, crates, hands and other surfaces the produce has already touched? Its also just sitting in the open at the store for people to touch, sneeze on, drop on the floor. The carts and the conveyor won’t make it any worse and you should be washing all produce before eating it anyway.
frankpsy@lemm.ee 10 months ago
If he was at Walmart his issue would be finding one of those bags.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Protip: lick the end of the bag, so the plastic sticks to your fingers
MudMan@fedia.io 10 months ago
My personal lifehack is to hold the side that opens between my lips and blow, that loosens them up pretty reliably.
And if you're lucky it makes a farting noise, so I consider that a bonus.
whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I just eat the bag, its easier, free and delicious with the added benefit of supplying my daily microplastic demand
steelyDansSteamedHam@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And I will not stop until my testicles can be used as ping pong balls!
downpunxx@fedia.io 10 months ago
find the grocery store vegetable rain forest get those little soldiers moist
bmsok@lemmy.world 10 months ago
#producestrong
crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 10 months ago
My fingers naturally can open them dry, no need for licking.
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] 10 months ago
OOOh FANCY PANTS RICH MCGEE OVER HERE.
PahassaPaikassa@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Even prorer tip: pull the handles gently apart from each other, the pulling will make the plastic to come apart and then you can grab the edges and open it.
This works in finnish supermarkets, dunno if the bags are the same over there.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve got lil mesh bags I use them wash when they get dirty. I pay slightly more due to the weight but less plastic
lamabop@lemmings.world 10 months ago
Learn to moisturise goddamnit
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
With mask mandates and COVID fear at its peak, it was hillarious to watch this happening to multiple people simultaneously.
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You might want to watch “zakje” by John Fealey, bonus laughs if you’re Dutch as more of it will be relatable.
faizalr@kbin.run 10 months ago
Nice tshirt.
Sir_Fridge@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ZAKJE
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Time like that call for a spittake
saltesc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Easy Mode. Try having a dog lead around your wrist while opening a biodegradable poo bag that got wet in drizzle…
bitchkat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I get the bag ready while she’s dropping the duece.