Hunger

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gotta flip the colour of the upvote for Lemmy.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Depends on the delivery method.

      • In Connect, upvotes are red and downvotes are blue.

      • In Voyager, upvotes are blue and downvotes are orange.

      • In both Boost and Thunder upvotes are orange, downvotes are blue.

      • In Jerboa, up is a pale blue, down is a pale red.

      At least those are the default colors in the dark mode version of each 🤷

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Too lazy.

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• Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    Use this one it has more pixels.

    I have several variants

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    • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wtb version with pink shower cap

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.

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  • Duranie@literature.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mom - “Stop playing your video game, it’s time for dinner.”

    Son - “But I’m not hungry”

    Mom - “Don’t tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands.”

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I intensely dislike you right now.

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    • Arcity@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Arms are weak, teeth are hard… Mom’s spaghetti?

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Amazing

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• li10@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why the fuck would you say that

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine what it would sound like spoken aloud with flaccid teeth…

    You’re welcome.

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    • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah, the ol dickteeth.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• dingus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Delete this

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• BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Appetizers would almost universally be soft foods and dense drinks

  Congratulations, you destroyed mozzarella sticks.

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  • FilterItOut@thelemmy.club ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t appetizers be the hardest, and desserts the softest?

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    • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The point of the appetizer is to get you ready for the main course, so a soft yet flavorful beginner would be the most effective at getting people’s teeth hard for the entree.

      It’d be like a gustatory strip tease

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My grandpa would munch mozz sticks and raw bacon all day, and had zero teeth. Don’t tell people what they can’t do.

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  • ohlaph@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s just foreplay.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There would definitely be sexual implications

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • Dnn@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Never blow someone while hungry!

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• MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t know how to recover from this

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s the thing, you don’t.

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• FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This would make oral hygiene much easier in my opinion.

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Try brushing something that just flops around, would be a pain

    Maybe we’d start looking at pictures of food to get “in the mood” before brushing… food porn

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    • Schmoo@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There would be a much larger variety of toothpaste flavors.

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    • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Could be that instead of brushing you use the tongue to clean between the teeth, as you would be able to push them aside.

      And I think mouth wash would be used instead of brushing.

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Would be a pain? More like a pleasure…

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    • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There wouldn’t be all the crevices we have now, though. Plus, I feel like a soft surface would hold on to scraps less tightly. Hell, you’d probably be fine using just mouthwash.

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  • z500@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

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    • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So I can’t eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I’d go for it.

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    • CbtB@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Making out would be amazing!

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• archomrade@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine having to go to the dentist to get your erectile disfunction treated

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• mvirts@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The invention of blenders would have brought about a global obesity crisis if they werent immediately stigmatized as a sign of dental disfunction.

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• Cosmos7349@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s my secret…

  I’m always hungry

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• heavy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds like a fun idea for that movie Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that movie is sooooo good!!

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• dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Put the request on github for the next release

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• FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait, that's not normal?

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• BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This sounds like it would make a good nightmare.

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• MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t know how to recover from this

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• FilterItOut@thelemmy.club ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m betting my man would be pretty happy and keep me well fed.

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• jerrythegenius@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks I hate it

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• leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pavlov wouldn’t need a dog for this.

  just look at those smiles at food commercials.

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• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is what afflicts Boomhauer.

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• abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Would be great to loose wait. I’d never be able to eat a whole bag of crisps right after diner, ever again.

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  it would probably be easier to avoid over consumption.

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• wetferret@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe that’s my secret … I’m always hungry.

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• rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Counterpoint: I can bite my tongue even when I am full.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Vermin Supreme would like to have a word about regular oral hygiene…

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