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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Gotta flip the colour of the upvote for Lemmy.

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Depends on the delivery method.

        • In Connect, upvotes are red and downvotes are blue.

        • In Voyager, upvotes are blue and downvotes are orange.

        • In both Boost and Thunder upvotes are orange, downvotes are blue.

        • In Jerboa, up is a pale blue, down is a pale red.

        At least those are the default colors in the dark mode version of each 🤷

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      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Too lazy.

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  • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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      Use this one it has more pixels.

      I have several variants

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      • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Wtb version with pink shower cap

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.

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    • Duranie@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mom - “Stop playing your video game, it’s time for dinner.”

      Son - “But I’m not hungry”

      Mom - “Don’t tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands.”

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      • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I intensely dislike you right now.

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      • Arcity@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Arms are weak, teeth are hard… Mom’s spaghetti?

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Amazing

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  • li10@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why the fuck would you say that

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Imagine what it would sound like spoken aloud with flaccid teeth…

      You’re welcome.

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      • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ah, the ol dickteeth.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Delete this

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  • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Appetizers would almost universally be soft foods and dense drinks

    Congratulations, you destroyed mozzarella sticks.

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    • FilterItOut@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wouldn’t appetizers be the hardest, and desserts the softest?

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      • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The point of the appetizer is to get you ready for the main course, so a soft yet flavorful beginner would be the most effective at getting people’s teeth hard for the entree.

        It’d be like a gustatory strip tease

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My grandpa would munch mozz sticks and raw bacon all day, and had zero teeth. Don’t tell people what they can’t do.

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    • ohlaph@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s just foreplay.

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There would definitely be sexual implications

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    • Dnn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Never blow someone while hungry!

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  • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t know how to recover from this

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s the thing, you don’t.

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  • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This would make oral hygiene much easier in my opinion.

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Try brushing something that just flops around, would be a pain

      Maybe we’d start looking at pictures of food to get “in the mood” before brushing… food porn

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      • Schmoo@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There would be a much larger variety of toothpaste flavors.

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      • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Could be that instead of brushing you use the tongue to clean between the teeth, as you would be able to push them aside.

        And I think mouth wash would be used instead of brushing.

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      • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Would be a pain? More like a pleasure…

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      • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There wouldn’t be all the crevices we have now, though. Plus, I feel like a soft surface would hold on to scraps less tightly. Hell, you’d probably be fine using just mouthwash.

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    • z500@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

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      • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        So I can’t eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I’d go for it.

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      • CbtB@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Making out would be amazing!

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  • archomrade@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Imagine having to go to the dentist to get your erectile disfunction treated

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  • mvirts@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The invention of blenders would have brought about a global obesity crisis if they werent immediately stigmatized as a sign of dental disfunction.

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  • Cosmos7349@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s my secret…

    I’m always hungry

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  • heavy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sounds like a fun idea for that movie Everything Everywhere All at Once

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    • BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      that movie is sooooo good!!

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  • dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Put the request on github for the next release

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  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait, that's not normal?

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This sounds like it would make a good nightmare.

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  • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t know how to recover from this

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  • FilterItOut@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m betting my man would be pretty happy and keep me well fed.

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  • jerrythegenius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thanks I hate it

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  • leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pavlov wouldn’t need a dog for this.

    just look at those smiles at food commercials.

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is what afflicts Boomhauer.

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Would be great to loose wait. I’d never be able to eat a whole bag of crisps right after diner, ever again.

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    it would probably be easier to avoid over consumption.

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  • wetferret@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe that’s my secret … I’m always hungry.

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  • rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Counterpoint: I can bite my tongue even when I am full.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Vermin Supreme would like to have a word about regular oral hygiene…

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