Hunger
Submitted 2 years ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Jackcooper@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.
Duranie@literature.cafe 2 years ago
Mom - “Stop playing your video game, it’s time for dinner.”
Son - “But I’m not hungry”
Mom - “Don’t tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands.”
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I intensely dislike you right now.
Arcity@feddit.nl 2 years ago
Arms are weak, teeth are hard… Mom’s spaghetti?
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
Amazing
li10@feddit.uk 2 years ago
Why the fuck would you say that
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Imagine what it would sound like spoken aloud with flaccid teeth…
You’re welcome.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 years ago
Ah, the ol dickteeth.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
dingus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Delete this
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Appetizers would almost universally be soft foods and dense drinks
Congratulations, you destroyed mozzarella sticks.
FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 2 years ago
Wouldn’t appetizers be the hardest, and desserts the softest?
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 years ago
The point of the appetizer is to get you ready for the main course, so a soft yet flavorful beginner would be the most effective at getting people’s teeth hard for the entree.
It’d be like a gustatory strip tease
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
My grandpa would munch mozz sticks and raw bacon all day, and had zero teeth. Don’t tell people what they can’t do.
ohlaph@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s just foreplay.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
There would definitely be sexual implications
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 years ago
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Dnn@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Never blow someone while hungry!
MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t know how to recover from this
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s the thing, you don’t.
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This would make oral hygiene much easier in my opinion.
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Try brushing something that just flops around, would be a pain
Maybe we’d start looking at pictures of food to get “in the mood” before brushing… food porn
Schmoo@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
There would be a much larger variety of toothpaste flavors.
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Could be that instead of brushing you use the tongue to clean between the teeth, as you would be able to push them aside.
And I think mouth wash would be used instead of brushing.
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Would be a pain? More like a pleasure…
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
There wouldn’t be all the crevices we have now, though. Plus, I feel like a soft surface would hold on to scraps less tightly. Hell, you’d probably be fine using just mouthwash.
z500@startrek.website 2 years ago
Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
GluWu@lemm.ee 2 years ago
So I can’t eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I’d go for it.
CbtB@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Making out would be amazing!
archomrade@midwest.social 2 years ago
Imagine having to go to the dentist to get your erectile disfunction treated
mvirts@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The invention of blenders would have brought about a global obesity crisis if they werent immediately stigmatized as a sign of dental disfunction.
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s my secret…
I’m always hungry
heavy@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Sounds like a fun idea for that movie Everything Everywhere All at Once
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 2 years ago
that movie is sooooo good!!
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 years ago
Put the request on github for the next release
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 years ago
Wait, that's not normal?
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This sounds like it would make a good nightmare.
MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t know how to recover from this
FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 2 years ago
I’m betting my man would be pretty happy and keep me well fed.
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 2 years ago
Pavlov wouldn’t need a dog for this.
just look at those smiles at food commercials.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is what afflicts Boomhauer.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Would be great to loose wait. I’d never be able to eat a whole bag of crisps right after diner, ever again.
Mac@mander.xyz 2 years ago
it would probably be easier to avoid over consumption.
wetferret@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Maybe that’s my secret … I’m always hungry.
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Counterpoint: I can bite my tongue even when I am full.
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Vermin Supreme would like to have a word about regular oral hygiene…
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
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OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Gotta flip the colour of the upvote for Lemmy.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Depends on the delivery method.
In Connect, upvotes are red and downvotes are blue.
In Voyager, upvotes are blue and downvotes are orange.
In both Boost and Thunder upvotes are orange, downvotes are blue.
In Jerboa, up is a pale blue, down is a pale red.
At least those are the default colors in the dark mode version of each 🤷
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Too lazy.