Hunger
Submitted 1 year ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Jackcooper@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.
Duranie@literature.cafe 1 year ago
Mom - “Stop playing your video game, it’s time for dinner.”
Son - “But I’m not hungry”
Mom - “Don’t tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands.”
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I intensely dislike you right now.
Arcity@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Arms are weak, teeth are hard… Mom’s spaghetti?
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Amazing
li10@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Why the fuck would you say that
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Imagine what it would sound like spoken aloud with flaccid teeth…
You’re welcome.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 year ago
Ah, the ol dickteeth.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
dingus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Delete this
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Appetizers would almost universally be soft foods and dense drinks
Congratulations, you destroyed mozzarella sticks.
FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
Wouldn’t appetizers be the hardest, and desserts the softest?
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The point of the appetizer is to get you ready for the main course, so a soft yet flavorful beginner would be the most effective at getting people’s teeth hard for the entree.
It’d be like a gustatory strip tease
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
My grandpa would munch mozz sticks and raw bacon all day, and had zero teeth. Don’t tell people what they can’t do.
ohlaph@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s just foreplay.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There would definitely be sexual implications
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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Dnn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Never blow someone while hungry!
MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t know how to recover from this
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s the thing, you don’t.
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This would make oral hygiene much easier in my opinion.
ignotum@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Try brushing something that just flops around, would be a pain
Maybe we’d start looking at pictures of food to get “in the mood” before brushing… food porn
Schmoo@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
There would be a much larger variety of toothpaste flavors.
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Could be that instead of brushing you use the tongue to clean between the teeth, as you would be able to push them aside.
And I think mouth wash would be used instead of brushing.
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Would be a pain? More like a pleasure…
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
There wouldn’t be all the crevices we have now, though. Plus, I feel like a soft surface would hold on to scraps less tightly. Hell, you’d probably be fine using just mouthwash.
z500@startrek.website 1 year ago
Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
GluWu@lemm.ee 1 year ago
So I can’t eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I’d go for it.
CbtB@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Making out would be amazing!
archomrade@midwest.social 1 year ago
Imagine having to go to the dentist to get your erectile disfunction treated
mvirts@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The invention of blenders would have brought about a global obesity crisis if they werent immediately stigmatized as a sign of dental disfunction.
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s my secret…
I’m always hungry
heavy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Sounds like a fun idea for that movie Everything Everywhere All at Once
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 1 year ago
that movie is sooooo good!!
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 year ago
Put the request on github for the next release
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 year ago
Wait, that's not normal?
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This sounds like it would make a good nightmare.
MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t know how to recover from this
FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
I’m betting my man would be pretty happy and keep me well fed.
jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thanks I hate it
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Pavlov wouldn’t need a dog for this.
just look at those smiles at food commercials.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is what afflicts Boomhauer.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Would be great to loose wait. I’d never be able to eat a whole bag of crisps right after diner, ever again.
Mac@mander.xyz 1 year ago
it would probably be easier to avoid over consumption.
wetferret@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe that’s my secret … I’m always hungry.
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Counterpoint: I can bite my tongue even when I am full.
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Vermin Supreme would like to have a word about regular oral hygiene…
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
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OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Gotta flip the colour of the upvote for Lemmy.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Depends on the delivery method.
In Connect, upvotes are red and downvotes are blue.
In Voyager, upvotes are blue and downvotes are orange.
In both Boost and Thunder upvotes are orange, downvotes are blue.
In Jerboa, up is a pale blue, down is a pale red.
At least those are the default colors in the dark mode version of each 🤷
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Too lazy.