z500

@z500@startrek.website

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Isopods⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I could pet 3 isopods

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitter API has a list of users who are allowed to use racial slurs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently “Mexican” is a slur

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks internet!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨confusing love⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re going to lady and the tramp it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whales⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He calls 'em like he sees 'em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Research⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried giving it a handjob?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A bad influence⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, it’s clunky for sure, but maybe we just don’t use it for that much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's hard being the fun gui⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they’re more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cat Café⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hunger⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold the O.R.B.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another day another dollar....I guess...⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Once you get acclimated to the cold it’s not so bad if you layer up. But those first few weeks when the temperatures start dipping below 50°F I always shiver pretty hard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A productive conversation⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t call me bro, buddy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it okay to wash hands with body soap?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would say yes, but I tried using Duke Cannon soap on my hands for a while and it dried them out something fierce

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will spread so much salmonella⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What, you egg?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snackish⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man, I’m almost out of gum. That’s the perfect excuse to get myself a snack at the same time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😳😳⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  DRR
  DRR
  DRR

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's certainly one way to smooth things out...⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When you go over to a baker’s house and he glazes your donut for you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A masterpiece⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bobby has created the opposite of art

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wolves or something idk⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The final saucy bite 🤤⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever the sadness kicks in I just replay the meal highlights in my head lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Figure out what to call it yourself⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lord Chainsawhead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I known⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I seen’t it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone else hoard memes on lemmy for no apparent reason?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just here for the cat pics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gimp banned from wearing a gimp suit in public and 'crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground' for five years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  SUSPECT IS WRIGGLING THREATENING, REQUESTING BACKUP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perfect for that thing you're thinking of⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Muammar Gaddafi?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Episode Discussion | Star Trek: Lower Decks | 4x07 "A Few Badgeys More"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The federation really needs to invent antivirus technology and firewalls.

  That sure sounds like the Federation to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The news did it first⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry, is this comment a reference to something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's quality art⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Snoop Doggs? In my gin and juice?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know how they got naval diplomacy into a soap bar, but it sure smells nice