I will spread so much salmonella

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do sideways egg holders exist?

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where do y’all get sideways eggs tho??

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    • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can you imagine the chicken that laid that?

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just gotta stretch the original until it’s sideways

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  • explodicle@local106.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    great for eggs of very specific size

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They do in my heart

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t think there is any precedent in the bible for humans turning into angels

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• superduperenigma@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  /r/evil_egg_irl

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• z500@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What, you egg?

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, not all of us evil spirits get plucked from the abyss by a chickens butthole/cloaca.

  Some of us reincarnate as mere seeds and at some point start farting pure oxygen.

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• ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  GRIFFITH!!!

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• EndlessKnotBoi@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So relatable haha

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