We’ll have to ask the CEO of Sex what the holdup is
Bisexuality released in 1995 and the devs still haven't dropped an update
Submitted 3 weeks ago by lena@gregtech.eu to [deleted]
https://gregtech.eu/pictrs/image/2b34e8ab-4007-4d0d-a240-f4071d3ac6be.jpeg
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otacon239@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The two in front are the henchpeople, the one in back is the Final Boss of Bisexuality.
squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Yes, but when his health bar is depleted, new music sets in and he transforms into this guy…
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
A strong gust of wind and that dude is gonna take off like a kite
beebers@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hey, it’s Bi-Guy™️!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
we’re called henchbacks and it’s a perfectly normal deformity
john_tech@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
At least they made it open source. Someone forked it after the bisexuality devs said they will not include non binary people
SirW00talot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Get in bitches we’re quadsexual
LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh, no wonder I’m bisexual. That’s when I was born.
DegradationDenial@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Nice try Peter Thiel you ain’t getting my birth year that easily.
LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t even JOKINGLY compare me to that creep! 🫵😭
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They are giving a stern look because they will fuck you.
Kintarian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Resistance is futile
Rumo161@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
But not disencouraged
AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ridiculous. This has been around since this new thing called “forever”
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ever since Adam, Eve, and Steve.
CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
True, but we weren’t allowed to talk about it & didn’t have a word for it until 1995.
/s I guess, I dunno
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I very much remember AC/DC being the term used in personal ads by bi- folk
A tribute to the Australian rock band, of course.
captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Yeah, but it was technically still in beta. Then in 1995 we got the 1.0 release.
tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
as a bi/pan guy, this is my all time favourite image.
so fkn stupid 😂
TheRiskiestBiscuit@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
They look like they’re about to release an absolutely sickkkk synthpop album.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The two weird euro guys with one singer? Ya checks out…
tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
a self-titled album of the band ‘Bisexuality’ has insane aura ngl
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think I speak for the heterosexuals and gender binary when i say that the image is the 1995 and Western version of “why are u gae?” It’s the heteronormative society not comprehending the world outside of their own view. It’s either one likes a man or a woman but not both. It reminds me of the debate whether or not Alexander the Great is gay. But as someone pointed, why argue if he liked either men or women, but never considered if both? Now i can see why bi-erasure is a thing.
Kintarian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m trysexual. I’ll try anything.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Holy crap it’s real
TheRiskiestBiscuit@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Holy cxxp, Cary Grant was bi?!
…actually, no… no, that’s not really that surprising…
raptore39@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I heard there was a miscommunication from the project lead and the project was forked
Burn_The_Right@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Yeah, everyone on that project got forked hard.
peacepath@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes, it is so new… Alexander the Great is adready known as bisexual, but he is no one…
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 weeks ago
They can use TWO KINDS of genitalia? Multiclassing is crazy!
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Guild Wars Reforged
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Can’t improve on perfection.
Snapz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is that story title a haiku?
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Neither gay nor straight New orientation dropped Called “bisexuals”
MrOtingocni@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I hate that I was compelled to count the syllables in this.
“Sir, it’s an older poetry form but it checks out.”
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Yeah but that first ranked season before everyone figured out the new meta was so fire.
NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
There’s been a ton of updates, and a lot of bugs
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
“New”?
lena@gregtech.eu 3 weeks ago
Yes, it was Bisexuality was pioneered in 1995 by Sex corp. to sell more sex.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Omni and Pan were released by their competitors, but consumers don’t really understand the difference, so everything gets call Bi the same way all adhesive bandages get called Bandaids.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I guess I need to brush up on queer history!
wookiepedia@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I thought that the T, Q, I and A updates were rolled in over the following years, with later updates all bundled under “+”.
Felis_Catus_Domesticus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Be interesting to see how many in the article from 1995 are still living that lifestyle today… Must look like that old lemon party shock pic today.
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kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Does anyone remember lemonparty.co.uk? It was a cartoonish drawing of a bunch of lemons in party hats standing around a table
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Pic? Look harder
cosmicrose@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Everybody switched over to Pansexuality when it released in 2010.
pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I’ve been working on the open source LGBTQ+ality since they added the + back in 2012 and never looked back. It’s a bit more maintenance, but I’ve always been a so it yourselfer.
meco03211@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I remember applying for jobs in 2015 that were asking for 5+years experience with LGBTQ+ality for an entry level position! Fucking bonkers.
psycotica0@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Everybody most certainly did not switch over! They hard forked it and sure some people moved to the new fork because they liked the maintainers more and it has the community they vibe with, but a lot of people stayed with the old one and are still using it. The trademark stayed with the original fork, which means the new fork had to develop a new flag which not everyone in the community is stoked about…
There’s a couple side-forks with small communities, like Omni, but most people consider them pretty niche.
DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
Only because terfs stole the bi label, and now not many people use pan either, since terfs claim pansexual means “will fuck children, dogs, and the kitchen sink”
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t listen to TERFs, many claim to be “politically lesbian”, but instead they’re just the MGTOW of women, and also (quite ironically) lesbophobic.
Redjard@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Honestly I know this is unpopular but Pansexuality was a cash-grab. They just rereleased Bisexuality with a new marketing campaign.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Arguably, it’s coded in Rust, so it’s more memory safe.