They can’t all be the same class tho.
Firefighter
Policeranger
Mailmage
Fisherbard
Gender neutral guide
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
boomlandjenkins@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why do you have to bring race into it?!
black0ut@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
So the policeranger has an excuse to shoot the rest of them
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
So the DM knows what bonuses they have. 😌
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Horcfard, the half orc Fisher bard.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
eh, fishers are more rangers than police.
kunaltyagi@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Some lotta police is more orc (organized, following orders, and if you see a group of them, just turn back)
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
If somebody told me this was how German worked I would believe it so I wonder if the reverse is true
dan@upvote.au 2 weeks ago
In frontend development, it’s pretty common to use German to stress test UIs, as it’s a commonly used language with a lot of long words. It reveals all sorts of UI issues - text that doesn’t wrap properly, buttons that are pushed off the screen, etc.
I don’t know German, but I do like the idea of using compound nouns rather than inventing new words.
It’s also common to test UIs with Arabic, to test handling of right-to-left languages. At work we have a “fake RTL” language that’s English but rendered RTL. It’s interesting because everything is flipped - for example, a left-hand sidebar is instead on the right side in RTL languages. Company logo is at top right instead of top left.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
You will be happy to know I have confirmed your identity as a Non-Israeli.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
This does not work in German because fighter is gendered as male. We have Feuerwehrmann and Feuerwehrfrau. Correct gendering in German is (I say that as an older a male) a bit complicated and makes the sentences usually mich longer or sound weird.
There was a joke solution to this that I really liked: add a “y” to the end or all gendered words: Feuerwehry, Frisöry, Mitarbeity etc.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Degendering ala Phettberg may have started as a humours way toward gender neutral language, but it evolved IMHO into a serious way next to *, :, Innen.
Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 2 weeks ago
Stewardess = Airline Passenger Fighter
StillAlive@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Nah.
Airline Passenger Paladin.
They cast ‘banish’ and you’re out of the plane.
Dookieman12@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Garbageman = Garbagefighter
Lineman = Linefighter
Airman = Airfighter
Seaman = Seafighter
Axeman = Axefighter
MakingWork@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Repairman = Repair fighter
Handyman = handyfighter
StillAlive@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Woman -> Wofighter
hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
NewDark@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Excel be like
Randelung@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Excel level autocomplete
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Streetman = streetfighter
Idk what’s streetman though.
Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Roadman = Roadfighter
Rooster326@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Fooman = Foo Fughter
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Policeman = Police officer Fireman = Fire officer Repairman = Repair officer Mailman = Mail officer Fisherman = Fisher officer
Rooster326@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
I’m just saying nobody ever write a song called “Fuck the Fisher Officer…”
Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Fish officer maybe
sukhmel@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Same with Fishfighter, sounds much closer to the truth, and I can’t stop imagining a person wrestling with a large tuna or catfish in a shallow water
Hupf@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
wofighter
Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Mailman = fighterfighter
far_university1990@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Dogfighter
decolo@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Gun shooty man = warfighter
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Man was gender neutral in old English english.stackexchange.com/questions/522859/ddg#52…
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Its a concept called generic masculine.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Groomsman = Groomsfighter
Chairman = Chairfighter
i_love_pancakas@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
woman = wofighter?
BaraCoded@literature.cafe 2 weeks ago
Streetman = Streetfighter
GarboDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Firefighter, pig, courier, fisher
lemmygarden@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
A mailman is a letter carrier.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The lemmy version
Firefighter
Bastard
Propaganda delivery agent
Carnist jerk
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I know this is a joke but I will be pendantic and say there is already a gender neutral word for fisherman, which is fishmonger.
Rusty@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Fisherman - Fishmonger Mailman - Mailmonger Policeman - Policemonger Fireman - Firemonger
Godric@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s sad, the few things one can monger.
War, fish, roumors, cheese, fear, and whores, not much else to be a mongerer-of :(
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I chose whoreman last game night
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I thought a fishmonger was someone who sells fish at market, not the person who catches them.
Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Is it pedantry if it isn’t true though? Or am I being woooooshed?
ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Fishfighter, not fisherfighter. No idea why, just sounds better.
Otherwise no notes
CombatWombat@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
This is the most boring d&d party. How about:
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“I cast Detect Dead… Letter.”
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“This letter is simply addressed to “Johnny” in red crayon.”
casts deduce address
“10225 Arcadia Drive.”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
maleclerk
Malgas@beehaw.org 2 weeks ago
Favored enemy: bass.
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Quick! Somebody cast spare the…package! This one’s taken a beating!
SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
LineSorcerer MilkBard HandyArtificer CameraWarlock