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We all are pizza in this society we live in.
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Submitted 2 months ago by cosmic__cutie@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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mrfriki@lemmy.world 2 months ago
13igTyme@piefed.social 2 months ago
It’s not a tracking chip. These are updated from the EHR or ADT system the hospital uses. Someone is manually charting or hitting a button of the wall of the OR.
deranger@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’m an Epic EMR analyst, in Epic these are called “case tracking events” and they’re updated automatically as nurses chart the patient in preprocedure, in room, in recovery, etc.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Unless bed board fucked up and didn’t input an attending in which case the patient is staring at me while I click around for 15 minutes Lille a dumbass while yelling around the corner at my coworker to try calling them for a fifth time.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is it a comically-oversized red button low Mad Money that plays a sound effect when you slap it?
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So if he dies from complications, do they put a little ☠️ status?
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yup and they change the pick up location to the morgue.
cattywampas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You know what I find interesting about the quality check step? They’re never sending it backwards for failing the check, are they?
Midnight1938@reddthat.com 2 months ago
What’s top surgery
sober_monk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Surgery for trans people to make the chest more masculine or feminine.
Janx@piefed.social 2 months ago
+/- booba
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Id say it’s more likely to be a trans dude than a trans women. Estrogen gives ya tits, but testosterone doesn’t undo tits.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
In addition to what the other person said, trans top surgery is actually a small minority. The majority of top surgeries are fat men getting a breast reduction and women getting bigger boobs than the ones they already have.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
If it takes longer than 30 minutes, it’s free.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
damn. i wish they had this 30 years ago.
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Bouta turn out delicious and… full of grease? Probably theres a better way to extend the metaphor…
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Doesnt taking hrt naturally give you boobs?
bearoftheisle@europe.pub 2 months ago
presumably having the boobs taken away, not added.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“What, 3-5 days for delivery?!? LAME”
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My roommate had extensive neck and back surgery and was back home that very night
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sure roommates
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
30 minutes, or it’s free.
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 months ago
That shit’s handy cause you don’t have to wait hours and hours for a surgery to finish, you can go do other things. But also my POS husband went and did meth and had sex with some guy while I was on the table. So yeah it’s not going great here. What were we talking about?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, I really wish this was a thing when my wife was in the hospital after her strokes and having multiple surgeries.
Not that I would have used the time to smoke meth and have sex with some guy.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
But you could.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Wow, that is a beyond fucked up thing to do. What a piece of shit.
CluckN@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If he had a tracker it would’ve solved everything.
Blibly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
¯\(ツ)/¯
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d ask what the fuck, but my ex’s ex husband was basically that guy too lol
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m sorry about your POS husband. we always just went and got brunch. because brunch is the meal of joy, and we needed joy while we were waiting and stressing about a loved one in surgery.
smh@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Last time I was the pickup person for a surgery, the surgery went well and fast, then the first recovery room (the one where I wasn’t allowed to visit) took 4 hours. Poor friend was just so slow to get his mental faculties back after anesthesia. I blame his redheaded genes.