Everything is longer, including Florida Man

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• flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Mega Chile and Extended Croatia finally have a proper rival

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What about Super Vietnam and Ultimate Morocco?

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• ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dale, if Florida gets one more square foot I’m gonna kick your ass

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Imagine you’re getting on a boat to sail straight away from Florida, and then realize you’re sailing towards Florida.

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  • groet@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If they conquer island florida, you could be in the middle of the ocean and every direction you go is Florida …

    The horror

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• helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The map reminds me of Sid Meier’s Pirates.

  How is that still the best pirate game?

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• Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I love how you can tell that the person who made this knows three things about Florida, and two of them are Jimmy Buffett.

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  • silver@das-eck.haus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But not how to spell his name lmao

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• nullify3112@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Double Ended Florida. Is it ribbed? Does it have a bidet?

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Poor Tallahassee lost capital status

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You know the best thing about long Florida is that they give the best Kentucky cock squeezes in the country. In case you didn’t know, a Kentucky cock squeeze is when a man or woman gives you a handjob with nothing but the grease on their hands after eating a bucket of KFC.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It thought it was supposed to be a brother or sister and KFC grease.

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    • frank@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ah the ol Alabama squeezin’

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “French Florida” got me fucking rolling. Holy shit.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I presume they kicked out all the black people when they renamed New Orleans to New Tampa

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• CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Somewhat reminds me of that “Golden Circle” empire that some pre-american-civil-war slavers wanted to try to make

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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Knights of the Golden Circle were also a post-bellum insurgency group

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Long long Florida need a Long Long MaaaAAAAaaaaan!!!

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Flouroboros

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Now build a low-clearance bridge from the Yucatan to Key West.

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• Sparhawk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  FloReachAroundia!

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• chocrates@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Please God no. La is bad enough don’t make me florida.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It was all Florida all along…

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• silver@das-eck.haus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  All hail Emperor Buffett

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cheeseburger in Paradise

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gulf of long Florida.

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• P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ah yes, the Golden Circle of Florida

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• MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I got invited to Camper Van for vacation this year.

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• OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Finally we figured out a way to bring Florida 15 miles closer to Cuba.

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh, have the decency of taking the part of the island that helps closing the circumference…

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Evil Emperor are most often defeated via assassination. Take from that what you owe.

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