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the simulation jumped the shark with the is Trump guy

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Submitted ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Karmanopoly@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I’m very good at translating idiot speak and even I don’t get it. He’s declining fast.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I honestly can’t tell what’s real any more. Which is the whole idea, I guess.

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    • Reyali@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same. But because I still try to maintain some sense of whatever insanity is happening in the world, I checked and this one is real. 😞

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      • N0t_5ure@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Jesus, I thought for sure this one was fake. Nope.

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    • horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      truthsocial.com/…/116408554531050811

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      • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I will not besmirch myself by clicking on that.

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    • cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My perception is increasingly getting inverted: the crazier and more absurd, the likelier the post is real. This is not healthy for my brain.

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  • davetortoise@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    What an odd thing to say

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  • DragonAce@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Holy fuck he really IS declining fast. The language in this post is even dumber and more childlike than normal. We gotta get this fucker out of the WH.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      the amount of stress hes under to keep epstein news at bay, and coming up with distraction after distraction is taking its toll.

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    • lauha@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He is no longer writing on 8 grade level. He is writing on 8-year-old level

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      • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        He was never able to write at an 8th grade level.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait wait wait, so he’s simultaneously blockading AND opening the strait?

    Dafuq?

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    • WesternInfidels@feddit.online ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We’re changing the name to “Schrödinger’s Strait”

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      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        of course it has to involve a persian cat to test it.

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      • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Shouldn’t that be “Schrödinger’s Blockade”? It both exists and doesn’t, but the waveform cannot be collapsed even by observing whether a ship gets through or interdicted.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      shrodingers strait, it would be a persian cat involved.

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Sir, China just went though our blockade.”

      "Nahhh I letted them go in it cas me big strong and the love me. I’m the bestes like no one has ever bested before. "

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    • krisevol@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s how blockaids usually work. It’s a toll.

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      • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Gotta pay the troll toll

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  • jagermo@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh, China is very happy, that part I believe.

    As does the economist

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    • 8oow3291d@feddit.dk ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      China gets 37% of the oil normally going through the strait. So while China might be happy that the US is projecting less power, I assume the oil shortage will still be painful for China in the short run.

      visualcapitalist.com/charted-oil-trade-through-th…

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      • jagermo@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Agreed, but they increase their renewable energy Produktion massivley in the last years. While they might feel the shortage, i think the West is less prepared.

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ai, please write the stupidest shit ever about how I’m going to open the straight of Hormuz after I shut it down for a month with a stupid war. Mention Xi in a rudely polite asshole way. Make it sound like I’m 5 and the straight of Hormuz is really straight and hasn’t sucked me off. Again the guy is straight, not like Bubba.

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Spoken like a true toddler.

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Now open the strait of Epstein you fat fuck

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  • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    *me, punching you in the face:

    “Aren’t you glad I’m helping?”

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  • swankypantsu@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    *Women are actually pretty happy that I’ve decided to finally treat them with respect. I’m doing it for them, sure — but also for myself, and honestly for society as a whole. This kind of situation won’t happen again. They’ve basically agreed to respond better to me now that I’m acting different. I mean, when I show up, they’ll probably appreciate it — maybe not say it outright, but you can tell.

    We’re working together now, in a smarter way, and it’s going really well! Isn’t that better than all the conflict and rejection??? BUT REMEMBER, I could go back to how things were before if I wanted to — I just don’t, because I’m choosing the better path now.*

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  • Triumph@fedia.io ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That's not from Trump. While it uses his phrasing, sort of, the whole thing stays on one point and is generally cohesive.

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    • AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Giveaway for me was he didn’t sign off on a topic like this with a “Thank you for your attention to this matter”. But maybe he doesn’t like us giving attention to these matters. Who knows.

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You say that with such effortless, breathlessl confidence without even having bothered to check, and not one of those 10 people who upvoted even tried to check. golf clap

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      • Typhoon@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        His team can post on his behalf. It might be posted on his account by someone else.

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      • then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I think they’re claiming it isn’t from Trump’s official account, just that he didn’t write it

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    • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m pretty sure he uses an llm to write a lot of his posts. The ones like this one.

      The rest are voice-to-text.

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      • 8oow3291d@feddit.dk ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        ChatGPT normally writes at a way higher grade level than that tweet. It seems unlikely to be from a LLM.

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d like to see Trump fight. It’d be funny.

    “I know fighting. NOBODY knows more about fighting than me. I was at the MMZ the other night. Big guys came up to me, tears in their eyes, “MR PRESIDENT, can you give me some advice for my next fight?”

    “Don’t get in the octagone with everybody’s favourite president”, I told him. I meant it as a joke. I do that self-depreciating humour, because I’m so humble. Lot of people don’t think I am, but I am. I don’t like to brag, but I’m the best at self-depreciting. Believe me. Believe me.

    Anyway, you could tell from the fear in his eyes he thought I was serious. Which is okay. If I was there, it would be MY ring. I wouldn’t want to be in my ring with me either”.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    • President DJT

    AKA

    President Don’t Jump Theshark

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Trump’s tweets become 10x funnier and 20x more sad when you read them in Chris Chan’s voice

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Rosechu has no connections to 4-cent_garbage.com, so quit asking

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So because China said fuck you were going through the strait anyways, he’s taking credit for their entering? Lol The Nuh uh, is too strong with that one.

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    • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah so apparently China has also been sending Iran some weapons. Cause that’s definitely in China’s best interest.

      U.s so worried Iran would get nuclear weapons and literally created the situation that would hand them more weapons and possibly nuclear tech support from China.

      I’m happy that Iran is getting ahead from all the U.S sanctions.s. But the cost was very high for them.

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      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        china can help them get nukes faster as they did with pakistan.

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    …This just cannot be real.

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    • felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      … And yet …

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  • Armand1@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Alright granddad, let’s get you to bed.

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lead him to a coffin.

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  • titanicx@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean I mostly understand this but God damn that title makes me think I had a stroke.

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  • heartpunk25@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because Melania never hugs him off camera.

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