Wait wait wait, so he’s simultaneously blockading AND opening the strait?
Dafuq?
the simulation jumped the shark with the is Trump guy
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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
WesternInfidels@feddit.online 3 weeks ago
We’re changing the name to “Schrödinger’s Strait”
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Shouldn’t that be “Schrödinger’s Blockade”? It both exists and doesn’t, but the waveform cannot be collapsed even by observing whether a ship gets through or interdicted.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
of course it has to involve a persian cat to test it.
Sabata11792@ani.social 3 weeks ago
“Sir, China just went though our blockade.”
"Nahhh I letted them go in it cas me big strong and the love me. I’m the bestes like no one has ever bested before. "
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
shrodingers strait, it would be a persian cat involved.
DragonAce@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Holy fuck he really IS declining fast. The language in this post is even dumber and more childlike than normal. We gotta get this fucker out of the WH.
lauha@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He is no longer writing on 8 grade level. He is writing on 8-year-old level
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
He was never able to write at an 8th grade level.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
the amount of stress hes under to keep epstein news at bay, and coming up with distraction after distraction is taking its toll.
jagermo@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Oh, China is very happy, that part I believe.
As does the economist
8oow3291d@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
China gets 37% of the oil normally going through the strait. So while China might be happy that the US is projecting less power, I assume the oil shortage will still be painful for China in the short run.
jagermo@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Agreed, but they increase their renewable energy Produktion massivley in the last years. While they might feel the shortage, i think the West is less prepared.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Now open the strait of Epstein you fat fuck
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
*me, punching you in the face:
“Aren’t you glad I’m helping?”
Triumph@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
That's not from Trump. While it uses his phrasing, sort of, the whole thing stays on one point and is generally cohesive.
AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Giveaway for me was he didn’t sign off on a topic like this with a “Thank you for your attention to this matter”. But maybe he doesn’t like us giving attention to these matters. Who knows.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You say that with such effortless, breathlessl confidence without even having bothered to check, and not one of those 10 people who upvoted even tried to check. golf clap
Typhoon@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
His team can post on his behalf. It might be posted on his account by someone else.
then_three_more@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think they’re claiming it isn’t from Trump’s official account, just that he didn’t write it
daannii@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure he uses an llm to write a lot of his posts. The ones like this one.
The rest are voice-to-text.
8oow3291d@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
ChatGPT normally writes at a way higher grade level than that tweet. It seems unlikely to be from a LLM.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
- President DJT
AKA
President Don’t Jump Theshark
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 weeks ago
I’m very good at translating idiot speak and even I don’t get it. He’s declining fast.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Every time Trump makes a tweet, I cannot gauge whether it’s fake or real. How can a nation elect something like that?
Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Oh, hey — I’ve gone through this since his first term.
Yeah I asked my Trump loving office trog what he thinks about all the stuff Trump, Hegseth and the other sycophants say. His response boiled down to ‘I don’t pay attention to everything they say or do.’
The average Trump voter will not be described as discerning in the history books. It’s a shame they’ve been allowed to be the loudest Americans.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Trump’s tweets become 10x funnier and 20x more sad when you read them in Chris Chan’s voice
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Rosechu has no connections to 4-cent_garbage.com, so quit asking
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
So because China said fuck you were going through the strait anyways, he’s taking credit for their entering? Lol The Nuh uh, is too strong with that one.
daannii@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah so apparently China has also been sending Iran some weapons. Cause that’s definitely in China’s best interest.
U.s so worried Iran would get nuclear weapons and literally created the situation that would hand them more weapons and possibly nuclear tech support from China.
I’m happy that Iran is getting ahead from all the U.S sanctions.s. But the cost was very high for them.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
china can help them get nukes faster as they did with pakistan.
Delphia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If Chinas Navy pulled up and said “We’re here to get our tankers. Go on, try and stop us.” That would be a slap in the face he wouldnt survive OR he starts WW3… which he also wouldnt survive.
altphoto@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Ai, please write the stupidest shit ever about how I’m going to open the straight of Hormuz after I shut it down for a month with a stupid war. Mention Xi in a rudely polite asshole way. Make it sound like I’m 5 and the straight of Hormuz is really straight and hasn’t sucked me off. Again the guy is straight, not like Bubba.
swankypantsu@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
*Women are actually pretty happy that I’ve decided to finally treat them with respect. I’m doing it for them, sure — but also for myself, and honestly for society as a whole. This kind of situation won’t happen again. They’ve basically agreed to respond better to me now that I’m acting different. I mean, when I show up, they’ll probably appreciate it — maybe not say it outright, but you can tell.
We’re working together now, in a smarter way, and it’s going really well! Isn’t that better than all the conflict and rejection??? BUT REMEMBER, I could go back to how things were before if I wanted to — I just don’t, because I’m choosing the better path now.*
Red_October@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Jesus fuckin christ, it’s like a child wrote it. I was sure this was fake, it had to be fake. I just wish it was fake.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’d like to see Trump fight. It’d be funny.
“I know fighting. NOBODY knows more about fighting than me. I was at the MMZ the other night. Big guys came up to me, tears in their eyes, “MR PRESIDENT, can you give me some advice for my next fight?”
“Don’t get in the octagone with everybody’s favourite president”, I told him. I meant it as a joke. I do that self-depreciating humour, because I’m so humble. Lot of people don’t think I am, but I am. I don’t like to brag, but I’m the best at self-depreciting. Believe me. Believe me.
Anyway, you could tell from the fear in his eyes he thought I was serious. Which is okay. If I was there, it would be MY ring. I wouldn’t want to be in my ring with me either”.
jpablo68@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Everyone just starts crying around donald apparently, specially tough masculine guys
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Spoken like a true toddler.
TransNeko@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A toddler makes more sense than he does.
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
…This just cannot be real.
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
… And yet …
Armand1@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Alright granddad, let’s get you to bed.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Lead him to a coffin.
heartpunk25@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Because Melania never hugs him off camera.
titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I mean I mostly understand this but God damn that title makes me think I had a stroke.
shweddy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He saw money being exchanged for passage and he’s such an entrepreneur he copied the idea
DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
I bet he really likes big, fat…hugs.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I honestly can’t tell what’s real any more. Which is the whole idea, I guess.
Reyali@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Same. But because I still try to maintain some sense of whatever insanity is happening in the world, I checked and this one is real. 😞
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jesus, I thought for sure this one was fake. Nope.
horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
truthsocial.com/…/116408554531050811
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I will not besmirch myself by clicking on that.
cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
My perception is increasingly getting inverted: the crazier and more absurd, the likelier the post is real. This is not healthy for my brain.