Either the world is ending or Chuck Norris tried to self harm. There’s no other explanation.
Chuck Norris is a POS. Hes a massive outspoken bigot. The chuck norris jokes are lame now because he has become the joke. What a fucking loser.
Pretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse...
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YoFrodo@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
teslekova@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Under Chuck Morris’s racism is another fist! And it’s up Trump’s ass!
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
More like another tongue
rosco385@lemmy.wtf 12 hours ago
My brother in Christ, we’re in the shitpost sub.
athatet@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
And you certainly did post shit. GG I suppose.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I upvoted all of these comments.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
100%!
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 hours ago
his whole persona is a being a " conservative Texan" cant get anymore obvious than that
hellfire103@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
That’s part of the reason we’re making Chuck Norris jokes instead of sympathising one iota. May as well have some fun.
SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
You mean the hospital has been rushed to Chuck Norris
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
Looks like the medical emergency had a Chuck Norris in the end.
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Yeah right, the only way he’s going down is if Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass.
benderbeerman@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Man, that would be the bloodiest battle the world ever seen
teslekova@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
And Dangermouse and Bananaman and Roger Ramjet.
db2@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Earlier Chuck I would be more concerned. Like Meatloaf it will be more of a relief that he can’t fuck up any longer.
DrFunkenstein@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Wait drop the tea about Clapton killing a child
db2@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
His son, fell out the window, like 56 floors.
I’m going to take that part back though, I had been told he was high and neglect caused it which doesn’t seem to be true. His son ran toward a floor to ceiling window that didn’t have a window in it.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
Let’s not forget Van Morrison in this discussion!
db2@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Wow, he went from goofy to full on nuts. But for every Van Morrison there’s also a Neil Young, or that’s what I choose to believe anyway.
hellfire103@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
Chuck Norris doesn’t suffer medical emergencies: medical emergencies suffer Chuck Norris.
gravitas@pie.gravitywell.xyz 13 hours ago
Is the hospital okay?
1984@lemmy.today 7 hours ago
The injury decided to stop existing when it realized who it was attacking.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Chuck Norris isn’t a harbinger of the apocalypse, he is the apocalypse.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Has anyone asked AI if this is real?
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.
He waits.
Jumbie@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
Imagine if Chuck goes before his god, Dotard.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
There’s flirting with death and then there’s just teasing it.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
God, I can’t wait for Chuck Norris to die just so the stupid ‘jokes’ will too.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 hour ago
Surely the jokes died like 15 years ago?
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
They’re not that dead, you can smell their stench in this thread
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Chuck Norris will never die, nazis seem to respawn
AA5B@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Chuck Norris won’t have died, he’ll have found another realm to dominate