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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
To be fair this is slightly different approach to “no state solution” than what anarchists suggest 🤣
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Hurray! The war is over!
Now, we must fight to control the Holy Wasteland!
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
LongLive@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fallout? Nah.
Fallin File Ghoul, for the last crusade!
/s
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tbf this hasn’t been about the holy land. That was part of the “all brown people are extremists” propoganda.
TronBronson@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tfw you’ve been watching the same two groups of people kill each other for 40 years in the same damn place.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 weeks ago
Telling the world Iran will have nukes in a few weeks since 1992
TronBronson@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s so sad watching them successfully recycle the same washed up material decade after decade.
The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Oh yeah, THEY couldn’t behave, definitely happened in a total vacuum.
Hiro8811@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Finally a roundabout, it was overdue
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
They would waterworld it up. You cannot break the delusion.
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
unholies your land
Hupf@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Can’t be holey if it’s glazed?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If land can be holy than the land made by their holiness must be holy. Thus all of earth and beyond should be Jerusalem, and those who live anywhere should need not move but be anywhere to speak and be with such holiness. No land is theirs, all land is his holiness, and land ownership it a spit in the eye of such.
Stealing from their lord…
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Speaks to human selfishness that “nobody gets it” means to nuke it rather than turn it into a wildlife preserve or something…
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
You do wildlife preserve, some holy brainwashed britches will trespass and refuse to leave, who will enforce the preservation and how?
MoffKalast@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Preservation enforced by starved lions.
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Hear me out: enforcement via lions
the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s exactly how I played Fallout: New Vegas! (If that’s the right one ) I blew up Megaton for being idiots and praising a bomb.
redsand@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Neutron bomb between Tel Aviv and Jerusalem was my dumb teenage solution to the problem. I still hate the idea but it’s less dumb.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
A neutron bomb is quite the shrewd choice from a teenager.
But the better solution is to treat religion as an endemic mental illness and find a cure.
redsand@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
The cure is about 5,000 Luigis. You just need to decapitate the hydra faster than it’s children can grow to 18 and access their trust fund.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
I’m an antirealist. You won’t find any evidence for the existence of reality, because using your senses to validate your senses is a fallacy. And while cogito ergo sum is valid, cogito ergo mundus is flawed. So the only remaining reason to believe in an external world beyond the senses is religious tradition. Realism is a religion.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That wouldn’t work though. In Indian they know a certain river is filled with toxic waste, they swim in it because it’s holy. I bet that people would still pilgrimage there, just maybe an end of like thing.
redsand@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
That’s different, you aren’t guaranteed to die wading through the Ganges. Even with a hazmat suit your time in the irradiation zone is limited before you risk a horrifying, painful and slow death.
Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
A neutron bomb wouldnt destroy any of the holy sites so another group of nutters would just move in after and claim it was their god that blah blah blah…
redsand@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Neutron bombs remain unused. They’re for land denial. They irradiate an area for about 10,000 years.
moendopi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Except isn’t nthis what American zionists want? To bring about the end of the world and make Mr. The Jesus come back? To start the Harmegdon?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Except isn’t nthis what American zionists want?
There is an American doomsday cult that thinks Israel needs to be demolished, because some 3rd century gnostic who was most likely tripping balls while writing Christian fanfic got his work included in the official Biblical texts.
What this overlooks is how many times the territories in and around Jerusalem have been sacked and plundered, how many genocides the region has endured, and how often the various diasporas native to the region have failed to fulfill any of their goofy eliminationist fantasies.
Armageddon keeps happening. Antichrists keep emerging. Plagues keep ravishing the land. We must be on the twentieth “Second Coming” by now.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Honestly, predicting conflict in the middle east and calling it “prophecy” is hilarious.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
some 3rd century gnostic who was most likely tripping balls while writing Christian fanfic
If you mean the Revelation, it’s a political pamphlet masqueraded as apocalyptic literature, which was a popular genre at the time.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They’d be fighting over radioactive shards of glass for the next two millennia.
plyth@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Moderna is for individual anti cancer medicine. We are about to be prepared to live with radiation.
lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A variation of the King Solomon solution to end a conflict.
Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
We shall split the holy land… On an atomic level
0x0@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
My bets are on Jack Burton.
Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I was thinking we put a big dirty nuke, sitting right in the middle of all this, it has a countdown on it starting at 10.
Any time someone is murdered in the holy lands, the countdown goes down.
Pretty effective deterrent? How long until it gets to one?
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And it’s gone off before anyone understands how it works
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Before anyone realizes it’s turned on.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
One suicidal zealot decides that everyone dies.
Oh wait, username checks out.
SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
This is just the Samson Option
Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
Wouldn’t that be the reverse-samson option?
Samsquanch-do!
butwhyishischinabook@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Wow, it really is 2002 again isn’t it? 🤢
Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Incredibly gross meme in every respect
Mim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Artificial suns are the solution to many problems. 🌞
We should test it first on Bavaria though.
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But then we won’t have Bavarian cream anymore!
Mim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
More important: we won’t have many annoying Bavarians left.
I’d sacrifice a lot for that.
0x0@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I don’t have BMW that much.
Mim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I don’t care for BMW. Don’t even have a drivers license.
But speaking of BMW, the Quandts and Klattens sure can stay in Bavaria when the artificial suns go up. Same as Söder and his ilk.
Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
That’s been the plan of some all along.
Collect all jewish peeps there, then have them convert to the new christian messiah, or else boom.
Not joking.
Some really have been pursuing that plan.
Gets rethinking the perception management ploys upon us, eh?
So it’s not really so original a savvy, as much just succumbing to the genocidal psyop.
Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The only jews we’ll have left are the communist ones
aeiou@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Mega based! Nuke Jerusalem, make the crusaders cry!
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I wouldn’t necessarily want to see Israel and surrounding states vaporized, but I would quite enjoy saying “hey guys where’s Jesus? When’s Jesus coming? Do you think they’re gonna rebuild the temple?” to all the unhinged Christians I know.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Anyone religious isn’t hinged right in any case.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
But it would be glorious…sigh
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
waitaminute… this is like event 5 or so in the Fallout timeline.
Damn, did Christopher Taylor know the whole time?
python@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You mean the holey land?
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Holey chickens, I chuckled.
dnick@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You know what? Now it’s even holier. Everyone who thinks it’s important gets an all expense paid trip to the suddenly ‘super effective at getting you to heaven quicker’ land.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
It’s called the holy land because everyone wants to fill the land with holes.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The term “Holy Land” feels like a foreigner’s covetous mysticism for another’s homeland
mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
“The nazis have invaded poland, we have no option but to nuke it”-ass post
crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Let’s not even joke…
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’re attributing to much intelligence to the people causing the problems. The zealots would continue to fight over the fallout zone.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No state solution should be an anarchist commune, not nuke!
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sure this one was founded in the late 1940s but this is for sure the kingdom of israel from the bible.
You have to keep the name the same on the map though so I don’t have to abandon the 1920’s era invention of Biblical Literalism that became popular in the 1980s.
violet08@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
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brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Should not be surprised you’re a rad one, violet08!
plyth@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
You mean: violent08!
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
What’s up with the watermelon? Asking bc it’s a nazi-adjacent thing where I’m from
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Guessing you’re German? It is used in place of the Palestinian flag, because it has the same colors. Since Germany is terrified of being labeled antisemitic, (and Israel immediately jumps to “you’re an antisemite” whenever anyone disagrees with them,) the German government has their tongue all the way up Israel’s asshole. So the German government labeled it antisemitic, (and started trying to propagandize their population to believe so as well, by equating it with Nazis) because they don’t want any Germans making headlines by using the emoji to support Palestine.
moonshadow@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Are you from Germany by chance? Been adopted as a symbol of Palestinian resistance and therefore labelled anti-“semetic” by certain governments