Your liver hates this one simple trick
Drug dealers hate this one weird trick!
Submitted 2 weeks ago by GreenDust@lemmings.world to [deleted]
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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
TomMasz@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Looking at the ingredients, there’s nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.
Khanzarate@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Simple, dissolve the whole package in one gallon of water, and then the solution is 110 times as potent as it should be.
Round up to 128 because watering it down a little more won’t hurt you, and that simplifies the math. You put one ounce of that gallon of solution into a second gallon of water, and you’re ready to drink. Repeat with a new gallon of tap water mixed with an ounce of your solution as needed.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or just simplify it using a scale to get 1 gram per liters
226.8g (8oz.) / 208.19765L (55gal.) = ~1.08935g/L
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device.
1 comes before 2, comes before 60, comes after 12, comes before 6 trillion, comes after 504.
This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
That’s literally the instructions for use with automatic dispensers
Atlas_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Be careful to make sure that it doesn’t spoil faster in water. And that it doesn’t settle
LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Judging by the ingredients list I think you’d be at risk of vitamin A poisoning.
turdas@suppo.fi 2 weeks ago
Can you believe that’s how sheep feel all the time?
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
That would explain some things, actually.
mattyroses@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
feels baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad man
VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Queue the chubbyemu intro music
lefty7283@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
☝️presenting to the emergency room
EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I read that in his voice.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And once it reaches the front of that queue, cue it.
Thteven@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah he has a video on this exact thing, I think it was “horse electrolytes” though. Dude got the dosage way wrong.
painteddoggie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Came here to comment he already made a video about exactly this but it was horse electrolytes.
hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m no expert, but that sounds pretty baaaad
Or raaaad, depending on how you look at it I guess
SavinDWhales@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well, you certainly sound like an expert! 🐑
hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thaaaat was my plan
(Okay, that’s my last one.)
m3t00@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
It’s easy to obtain, most farmers and horses will let you pose
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Not only is that motherfucker going to die slowly, but it’s going to hurt the entire time.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
How does it kill you? I’d think humans could survive supplements designed for such a wide variety of animals.
PrincessTardigrade@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not a doctor, but my understanding is that excessive electrolytes are hard on your kidneys. Most people do not need an electrolyte drink everyday, unless they are athletes/regularly working up a sweat or missing salts in their diet
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Speaking of humans using things not meant for humans…
I’m out of mouthwash, but I have some detol. How bad is it if I rinse myouth with detol?
I’m wiling to bet its bad, but just how bad…
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why would a sedan use mouthwash?
RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Where would a sedan’s mouth even be?
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
To save others the search, Detol is a British brand of cleaners. Mostly quaternary ammonia but they have a good amount of products.
lol_idk@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I like how you combined my and mouth to save 2 characters
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
myouth, that’s right
Cdr_Johannsen@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is this how you wake up the sheeple?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
No but you might feel crampy for a while if you only eat the one. It’s a desiccant, meaning that it absorbs water.
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Lifestock maxxxing
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Electro-pilled & livestock maxxxing, bovine rizzed
billbasher@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’d definitely be a blue sheep after these lol
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Well now I gotta buy me some too!
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Has it got what plants crave?
Emptiness@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Relevant: youtu.be/LUGdQnxuixI
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
He had what-horses-crave-emia.
konim@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
The guys in that are unexpectably wholesome. They’re like well, we got one thing in common. How about a beer?
hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Knew what it was before clicking. Gotta love chubbyemu
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I use molasses to make water kefir, and saw that they sell bulk molasses for animals that is way cheaper. Didn’t have the nerve to pull the trigger though.
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
On one hand it’s probably clean and fairly free of bacteria, on the other hand it might have hair and bugs, and because animals have shorter lifetimes might not meet standards for long term health. For example we dose dogs with systemic insecticides for fleas and ticks but don’t use them in humans because over 80 years it builds up.
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
And build up like that is why you should limit artificial insecticides like that around your house as well. That build up happens to each animal up the food chain. Bug gets 1 insecticide, but the lizard eats a bunch of bugs. Lizard now has 100 insecticides, and gets eaten by a snake. Snake eats a dozen lizards, now we’re at 1200 insecticide. Owl eats a dozen snakes, 24000 insecticide in the owl.
Obviously this is simplified, but it gets the point across.
quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
no shit, i saw a documentary about this guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFuAnL5Ra0M
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Bro I gotta watch this sometime. I think I’m going to need some chemical aid though.
almost1337@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Babe, wake up, we got Horseade 2: Electrolyte Boogaloo
skozzii@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I have a glass every morning with my invermectin.
justsomeguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Guys should I supplement my chimpanzee kibble with sheep electrolytes for maximum beast gains?