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Tender chicken

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sorry I couldn’t find a version that didn’t censored the word “fuck.” What is this fucking world coming to?

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What is this fucking world 🍆💦ing to?

      Sheesh, OP, watch your filthy fucking language.

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      • kevin2107@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        what the fuck is wrong with the world.

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    • Klear@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      PFocSCNBP7FjNVF.png

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      • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Thank you, friend

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Can’t upset the advertisers or a group of christian busy bodies in bum fuck Australia.

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      • Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Or America. Or China. Or the UK. Probably more.

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What is this fucking world coming to

      Porn, duh

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      • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        But also…

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    • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      what is this fucking world cumming to?

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      • PhoenixDog@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        In Mac and Cheese apparently.

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I assumed a mean dish was one that was right in the middle of the statistical data points for that dish. Did math lie to me?

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Mm well that depends on how you define right in the middle of. You might be looking for a median dish instead.

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      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I make a mode dish, by which I mean I perfectly replicate a McDonald’s hamburger.

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I like my steak median rare.

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    • PhoenixDog@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Because “I make a perfectly average dish that is neither great nor terrible” doesn’t roll off the tongue as well.

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      • marduk@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        When your dish gets a rating of 3.6 Roentgen 💀

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What about a la mode?

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I make an apple pie that will warmly, and softly caress your ball sack.

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I make a cozy loaf of bread.

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  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I would totally fuck some mac n cheese

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    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Love me some fuckable mac n cheese

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    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’ve done it and mixing your noodle with the rest of them is divine.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My casseroles are to contemplate visiting the Midwest for.

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  • Kuma@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have also wondered about this, why do we have words that means good/great/fantastic but we use words that means the opposite, mean dish instead of good dish, or sick car, bad ass, wicked trick, filthy rich, killer performance, nasty shot, brutal and so on.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To be fair, some of us DO have a very bad ass. Mine won’t even hold pants up!

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  • dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I will never make any “marry me ____” recipe, they come up so much when I’m looking for something to make and it makes me irrationally annoyed. What’s in the recipe? Marriage! But how is it seasoned? With a proposal!

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I make a ragin Cajun chili dog that will rape your butthole after it’s done with your throat.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I make a whiny, self-centered, vindictive son of a bitch lasagna, but it tastes good, just don’t bring up job searching or bicycle lanes and dinner won’t be weird.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If only they could make a Mac and cheese good enough that I’d eat it. (I’m not a fan.)

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Who hurt you?

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  • TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Could, would, and did

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    • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      what

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tender, succulent chicken breast, lovingly bathed in a sweet, creamy garlic sauce, served with melon balls, and broken promises.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I make a rude chicken piccatta. It will punch you in the mouth and fuck your mom and dad.

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  • WoodScientist@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who says it has to be evil or cruel? I make a mean dish. It’s about average.

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dnd alignments of the evil, the good, and the horny.

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  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I make a sexy hotdog that’ll kiss you and then fuck you in the ass and call you Patricia

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.

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