I assumed a mean dish was one that was right in the middle of the statistical data points for that dish. Did math lie to me?
Tender chicken
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Mm well that depends on how you define right in the middle of. You might be looking for a median dish instead.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I make a mode dish, by which I mean I perfectly replicate a McDonald’s hamburger.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I like my steak median rare.
PhoenixDog@piefed.ca 2 months ago
Because “I make a perfectly average dish that is neither great nor terrible” doesn’t roll off the tongue as well.
marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
When your dish gets a rating of 3.6 Roentgen 💀
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
What about a la mode?
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I make an apple pie that will warmly, and softly caress your ball sack.
bstix@feddit.dk 2 months ago
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I make a cozy loaf of bread.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 months ago
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I would totally fuck some mac n cheese
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Love me some fuckable mac n cheese
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 months ago
I’ve done it and mixing your noodle with the rest of them is divine.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My casseroles are to contemplate visiting the Midwest for.
Kuma@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have also wondered about this, why do we have words that means good/great/fantastic but we use words that means the opposite, mean dish instead of good dish, or sick car, bad ass, wicked trick, filthy rich, killer performance, nasty shot, brutal and so on.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
To be fair, some of us DO have a very bad ass. Mine won’t even hold pants up!
dwemthy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I will never make any “marry me ____” recipe, they come up so much when I’m looking for something to make and it makes me irrationally annoyed. What’s in the recipe? Marriage! But how is it seasoned? With a proposal!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I make a ragin Cajun chili dog that will rape your butthole after it’s done with your throat.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I make a whiny, self-centered, vindictive son of a bitch lasagna, but it tastes good, just don’t bring up job searching or bicycle lanes and dinner won’t be weird.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
If only they could make a Mac and cheese good enough that I’d eat it. (I’m not a fan.)
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Who hurt you?
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Could, would, and did
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
what
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tender, succulent chicken breast, lovingly bathed in a sweet, creamy garlic sauce, served with melon balls, and broken promises.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I make a rude chicken piccatta. It will punch you in the mouth and fuck your mom and dad.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Who says it has to be evil or cruel? I make a mean dish. It’s about average.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dnd alignments of the evil, the good, and the horny.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I make a sexy hotdog that’ll kiss you and then fuck you in the ass and call you Patricia
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sorry I couldn’t find a version that didn’t censored the word “fuck.” What is this fucking world coming to?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sheesh, OP, watch your filthy fucking language.
kevin2107@lemmy.world 2 months ago
what the fuck is wrong with the world.
Klear@quokk.au 2 months ago
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ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thank you, friend
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Can’t upset the advertisers or a group of christian busy bodies in bum fuck Australia.
Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Or America. Or China. Or the UK. Probably more.
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Porn, duh
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
But also…
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joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
PhoenixDog@piefed.ca 2 months ago
In Mac and Cheese apparently.