you looking at this while trying to decipher it means you’re the third member of this staredown
50/50 chance this is a shit post
Submitted 10 months ago by colonelp4nic@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9a221c49-16b5-4534-8c57-7fd44c4d76e1.png
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SillyDude@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
it’s got a penguin, therefore it’s about linux, therefore it’s political.
lath@piefed.social 10 months ago
Smart bidet.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
In her defence the toilet paper is out.
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
women use toilet paper for peeing as well
Minnels@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Also men that don’t want pee drips in their pants.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not getting blastoise out for that job?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That would end up with an enema…
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I dont like this.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
How silly of the artist to keep the tiny, black panties in
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Do you take your underwear entirely off? Or just drop em around your ankles? Doubly so if you still have shoes on.
halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
An excellent question. I suppose it depends on the type of shit. Is it an easy-going stroll in the park? Probably wouldn’t bother to drop 'em below the knees. The kind that makes you pray to any god that might hear you? My panties are off, my shirt is off, and my dignity is gone. Hope that helps
Grass@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
who fully takes off pants but not underwear? or skirt? I don’t remember the character’s outfit but I’m imagining shitting while wearing a skirt pulled over my chest with my underwear around my hairy legs now so thanks for that I guess.
NateNate60@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It looks like a one-piece outfit in which case I think women tend to just pull it all upwards when they need to use the toilet
de_lancre@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Damn, I wish women was real. Imagine, we would be able to just ask them! Damn
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It kinda looks like her outfit is multiple components. An undershirt skirt and vest, that is unless this is a Fred from Scooby Doo situation where they have a visually identical outfits that are all mechanically different. Regardless she probably just rolls up the skirt, source I have gone to the bathroom in both a toga and a kilt.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Sure, just treat it like it’s non-sentient.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 10 months ago
NateNate60@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What happened to blursedimages?
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 10 months ago
colonelp4nic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
thank you!
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 10 months ago
This is just completely barbarically wrong. There’s no wayThe floors would be that clean with the walls, covered in a pee pea spray
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Know the difference between chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Ironically, Bidet will be unable to fulfill their… nomative deterministic function… if they do not have enough PP for Water Gun.
… where PP stands for Power Point(s), in Pokemon lingo, the number of times a Pokemon can use a specific move.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 months ago
Maybe it’s rust? Or the ugliest, worst shade of blue with gold marbling.
Rooster326@programming.dev 10 months ago
[deleted]Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 10 months ago
If that was the case…That roomna would look like a saigon sex worker at the end of the Vietnam war.
SabinStargem@lemmy.today 10 months ago
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
“I’m hungry”
PixelPilgrim@lemmings.world 10 months ago
I finally got the joke she’s out of TP so she needs a bidet
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
awww piplup!
NateNate60@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why have I got the suspicion this is fetish content of some sort
three@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Because she’s 8, depicted as wearing a thong, and the picture is insinuating that she wants an animal to squirt water at her vagina and asshole.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Well I’m an oblivious idiot. I thought she was caught literally with her pants down by a wild Pokemon wandering under the stall door and was determined to still catch it anyways
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I too like performative anti-pedophillia! I too like describing images of fictional characters in the most gross way possible! It doesn’t have a negative effect on real-life at all, it’s not like there are people who think small breasted women are pedo-bait (save for Collective Shout, who are obviously just a rare anomality and it’s not like they managed to convince the Australian government of their bullshit), because everyone knows the real problem with pedophillia isn’t the long-lasting psychological harm caused by adults fulfilling their desires on people not being able to consent, but attraction to “child-coded” things! And it obviously never was used against LGBTQ+ people!
gmtom@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s not a thong
Siegfried@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well, of course, it’s a bidet
NateNate60@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Women do not urinate out of their vagina
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Its because the thong underwear
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Wrong type of cursed content. To be honest, I thought it was implying that she was out of toilet paper, and was going to use the poor penguin. Then I read the name.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I mean… the … implication is still that she’s going to use the poor penguin… just its… water gun ability… as opposed to… being a literal asswipe.