you looking at this while trying to decipher it means you’re the third member of this staredown
50/50 chance this is a shit post
Submitted 2 months ago by colonelp4nic@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9a221c49-16b5-4534-8c57-7fd44c4d76e1.png
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SillyDude@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
it’s got a penguin, therefore it’s about linux, therefore it’s political.
lath@piefed.social 2 months ago
Smart bidet.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In her defence the toilet paper is out.
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
women use toilet paper for peeing as well
Minnels@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Also men that don’t want pee drips in their pants.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not getting blastoise out for that job?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That would end up with an enema…
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I dont like this.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
How silly of the artist to keep the tiny, black panties in
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Do you take your underwear entirely off? Or just drop em around your ankles? Doubly so if you still have shoes on.
halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
An excellent question. I suppose it depends on the type of shit. Is it an easy-going stroll in the park? Probably wouldn’t bother to drop 'em below the knees. The kind that makes you pray to any god that might hear you? My panties are off, my shirt is off, and my dignity is gone. Hope that helps
Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
who fully takes off pants but not underwear? or skirt? I don’t remember the character’s outfit but I’m imagining shitting while wearing a skirt pulled over my chest with my underwear around my hairy legs now so thanks for that I guess.
NateNate60@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It looks like a one-piece outfit in which case I think women tend to just pull it all upwards when they need to use the toilet
de_lancre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damn, I wish women was real. Imagine, we would be able to just ask them! Damn
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It kinda looks like her outfit is multiple components. An undershirt skirt and vest, that is unless this is a Fred from Scooby Doo situation where they have a visually identical outfits that are all mechanically different. Regardless she probably just rolls up the skirt, source I have gone to the bathroom in both a toga and a kilt.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Sure, just treat it like it’s non-sentient.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 2 months ago
NateNate60@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What happened to blursedimages?
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 2 months ago
colonelp4nic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
thank you!
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 months ago
This is just completely barbarically wrong. There’s no wayThe floors would be that clean with the walls, covered in a pee pea spray
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Know the difference between chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Ironically, Bidet will be unable to fulfill their… nomative deterministic function… if they do not have enough PP for Water Gun.
… where PP stands for Power Point(s), in Pokemon lingo, the number of times a Pokemon can use a specific move.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
Maybe it’s rust? Or the ugliest, worst shade of blue with gold marbling.
Rooster326@programming.dev 2 months ago
[deleted]Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 months ago
If that was the case…That roomna would look like a saigon sex worker at the end of the Vietnam war.
SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 months ago
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“I’m hungry”
PixelPilgrim@lemmings.world 2 months ago
I finally got the joke she’s out of TP so she needs a bidet
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
awww piplup!
NateNate60@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why have I got the suspicion this is fetish content of some sort
three@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Because she’s 8, depicted as wearing a thong, and the picture is insinuating that she wants an animal to squirt water at her vagina and asshole.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Well I’m an oblivious idiot. I thought she was caught literally with her pants down by a wild Pokemon wandering under the stall door and was determined to still catch it anyways
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I too like performative anti-pedophillia! I too like describing images of fictional characters in the most gross way possible! It doesn’t have a negative effect on real-life at all, it’s not like there are people who think small breasted women are pedo-bait (save for Collective Shout, who are obviously just a rare anomality and it’s not like they managed to convince the Australian government of their bullshit), because everyone knows the real problem with pedophillia isn’t the long-lasting psychological harm caused by adults fulfilling their desires on people not being able to consent, but attraction to “child-coded” things! And it obviously never was used against LGBTQ+ people!
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s not a thong
Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well, of course, it’s a bidet
NateNate60@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Women do not urinate out of their vagina
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Its because the thong underwear
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Wrong type of cursed content. To be honest, I thought it was implying that she was out of toilet paper, and was going to use the poor penguin. Then I read the name.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I mean… the … implication is still that she’s going to use the poor penguin… just its… water gun ability… as opposed to… being a literal asswipe.