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• NateNate60@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I thought the giveaway here was that the Pokémon is named “Bidet”, but all wild Pokémon are named whatever their species is (“Piplup”), meaning this one is already caught and was given a nickname by its trainer.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    my biggest boomer opinion is that there’s only 151 Pokemon’s, the rest are mental diseases. I won’t learn the name of any Pokémon beyond the original 151.

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    • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah shit another fellow gen one’r.

      Don’t forget to have your prostate checked ;__; (we’re old now)

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        … did you ever get the Mew out of the back of the truck, lol?

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      • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        that’s what nurse joy is for

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I lost track after Gold/Silver/Crystal, so it stops at 251 for me.

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    • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I remember collecting the first gen stickers. Good times

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  same with me. just realised what’s going on.

  i guess where innocent wee angels uncorrupted by the sins of the internet

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Same here. I was going to say he’s still at green health, no way she’s catching that bidet with a regular ball.

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  • 5too@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    …is she capturing it, or is that the poke ball she keeps it in?!

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, it has a custom name, so this is a Pokemon that has already been caught.

      Wild Pokemon do not have custom names.

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    unless it’s an especially docile one that wants to be captured, i guess?

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• AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I thougt the same thing, until I noticed the toilet paper gone.

  Impromptu bidet.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    … except that the Pokemon is named Bidet.

    This… usually can only be done, giving a pokemon a custom name… right when you catch them, or, at maybe like a single, pretty far out of the way NPC, that only exists in one spot in the game world.

    So, think of basically a birth certificate or changing your name on a government ID, similar level of … not many easy opoortunities you have to rename a Pokemon.

    … This all implies… that this Pokemon’s purpose is to serve as a bidet, precisely for situations like this.

    Either that, or she named it Bidet as a joke, and is now midly dying inside from both the general awkwardness of the situation, and the immense irony of now having to… actually use ‘Bidet’ as a bidet.

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    • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I know this post isn't intended to me, but to others ignorant of Pocket Monster lore. But disengage me please.

      the thread linked explains why Khyle named him “Bidet”

      Unless you have more blursed content you want me to make a community for.

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