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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well I’m an oblivious idiot. I thought she was caught literally with her pants down by a wild Pokemon wandering under the stall door and was determined to still catch it anyways

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  • NateNate60@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought the giveaway here was that the Pokémon is named “Bidet”, but all wild Pokémon are named whatever their species is (“Piplup”), meaning this one is already caught and was given a nickname by its trainer.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      my biggest boomer opinion is that there’s only 151 Pokemon’s, the rest are mental diseases. I won’t learn the name of any Pokémon beyond the original 151.

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      • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ah shit another fellow gen one’r.

        Don’t forget to have your prostate checked ;__; (we’re old now)

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      • Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Some of them are alright, but I have no idea that they were thinking when some of the new ones got approved.

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      • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I remember collecting the first gen stickers. Good times

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I lost track after Gold/Silver/Crystal, so it stops at 251 for me.

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    • Gaja0@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also, bidet is level 13. While it could be from battle experience, the dark rings under his eyes tell a different story.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Same here. I was going to say he’s still at green health, no way she’s catching that bidet with a regular ball.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      unless it’s an especially docile one that wants to be captured, i guess?

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    • 5too@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      …is she capturing it, or is that the poke ball she keeps it in?!

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No, it has a custom name, so this is a Pokemon that has already been caught.

        Wild Pokemon do not have custom names.

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  • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thougt the same thing, until I noticed the toilet paper gone.

    Impromptu bidet.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      … except that the Pokemon is named Bidet.

      This… usually can only be done, giving a pokemon a custom name… right when you catch them, or, at maybe like a single, pretty far out of the way NPC, that only exists in one spot in the game world.

      So, think of basically a birth certificate or changing your name on a government ID, similar level of … not many easy opoortunities you have to rename a Pokemon.

      … This all implies… that this Pokemon’s purpose is to serve as a bidet, precisely for situations like this.

      Either that, or she named it Bidet as a joke, and is now midly dying inside from both the general awkwardness of the situation, and the immense irony of now having to… actually use ‘Bidet’ as a bidet.

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      • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I know this post isn't intended to me, but to others ignorant of Pocket Monster lore. But disengage me please.

        the thread linked explains why Khyle named him “Bidet”

        Unless you have more blursed content you want me to make a community for.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    same with me. just realised what’s going on.

    i guess where innocent wee angels uncorrupted by the sins of the internet

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I too like performative anti-pedophillia! I too like describing images of fictional characters in the most gross way possible! It doesn’t have a negative effect on real-life at all, it’s not like there are people who think small breasted women are pedo-bait (save for Collective Shout, who are obviously just a rare anomality and it’s not like they managed to convince the Australian government of their bullshit), because everyone knows the real problem with pedophillia isn’t the long-lasting psychological harm caused by adults fulfilling their desires on people not being able to consent, but attraction to “child-coded” things! And it obviously never was used against LGBTQ+ people!

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  • NateNate60@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think this is rage bait but I think there is a difference between saying “X is weird” and saying “X should be banned”. That’s all I will say on the matter

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Performative activism often uses the tactic of rage baiting.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean… I can see why people are weirded out by this, but also… it really doesn’t have to be a sexual thing.

    You could put Ash, or Silver or whoever in this position… its… not like guys cannot also use bidets… and its not like the concept of running out of toilet paper is inherently sexual.

    Sure, it can be, if that’s actually your fetish.

    But it doesn’t have to be.

    What, she has a semi risque, bikini type thong thing, as underwear?

    Uh… when I was the age of this character (10-12 apparently, depending on which game she’s in)…

    I would stand at the bus stop for school, and one neighborhood girl, same age as me, would brag about wearing one of these, have it hiked up past her pants/shorts waist line, and keep trying to get me to do dares or favors so I could ‘see more of it’.

    I was also friends with less uh… attention seeking girls, and a few years later, I’m getting invited to their slumber parties (mostly to marathon a season of Buffy, sometimes Toonami, eventually Venture Bros) because I’m actually respectful, trustworthy, and keep my hands to myself.

    What I’m trying to say is:

    What this character is depicted as wearing was not an uncommon kind of girl’s undergarment bottom, even 20 years ago.

    Not all girls wear granny panties.

    Its not inherently sexualizing, to be wearing a fairly common kind of underwear.

    I think the point of this is to be embarassing and awkward… ‘cringe’, even… not fetishistic.

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I get that, especially as a lot of chuds are using lolishota and similar as a means to gatekeep, and they also denied the existence of really bad elements in their community blaming it on supposed psyops by anits, but also this kind of speech is often used for performative activism. And performative activism rarely did anything good.

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        … I don’t know what half those words mean.

        I know loli is basically drawn, prepubescent girls.

        I don’t know what a lolishota is.

        And I am afraid to look it up, lol.

        I also do not know what an … ‘anit’ … is?

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  • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You worded it better than I would ever have.

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s not a thong

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  • three@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh sorry, what kind of underwear is that child wearing?

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    • Killer57@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Those are technically bikini panties.

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      • three@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Based pervert.

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• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well, of course, it’s a bidet

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• NateNate60@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Women do not urinate out of their vagina

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  • defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To be fair, neither do men.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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