wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I’m waiting to see how SNL makes fun of this. It already feels like satire.

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• Lysergid@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m having a hard time identifying which one of them is more dumb. The first dumbass which thinks somebody cares what football CEO has to say in peace prize nomination, the second dumbass which thinks football CEO’s peace prize is legit or fist the dumbass which thinks that second dumbass is dumb enough to believe that it’s legit.

  I’ll should ask my pals to inaugurate me as humanity’s most seductive eyebrows holder of the history. They should establish international community of holy drunks of the John Paul the 2nd street, though.

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  • Catma@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The first guy may be a dumbass but not because of this. FIFA is nothing if not corrupt and this is 100% greasing palms for Trump. They give him a huge ego boost to hopefully chill it on trying to move games or doing something insane during the World Cup.

    Like think of the logistic nightmare if he decides LA cant have a game and tries to move it to Kansas or Nebraska because they are good white christian areas with fewer brown people.

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    • Lysergid@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Okay but how is this ego boost if everyone knows it’s just greasing.

      I mean, imagine you lost competition and started crying about it like a baby. Now someone comes in and gives you a medal from plastic for “doing great job” just to make you behave. Wouldn’t you look pathetic and not offensive to you?

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• watson@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Probably because it just happened

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  • VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And now he wants the NFL to stop using the word football.

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    • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This sounds entirely reasonable. American rugby is a much better name.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s the same thing you do with a 5 year old, when he’s upset about not winning. Have your own “prize” at home.

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  • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Aye, the participation medal the conservatives always cry about

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And thus ended the soccer wars, just like that.

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So have all the soccer hooligans made up then?

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  • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It started the football wars though

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• capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No way this is real. I had to search for it in ddg. Oh my god. I got the biggest cringe attack I’ve ever had in this year so far. FIFA is really a professional bootlicker.

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  • Spezi@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    You had to search for it in Dashcam Drivers Germany?

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• ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Inaugural” … more like “First and only”

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  • jaschen306@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not true. No where did it say Trump can’t win for the next 3 years.

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• dan69@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Next is me who wins and I’ll put that on my LinkedIn resume. This will elevate my chances overall…

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• NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well if there is a person more corrupt than Trump it’s definitely Infantino.

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• realitista@lemmus.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Also known as the 1st International FIFA Licka U Ass Proze

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    LUAP. That’s the sound the FIFA tongue makes passing over Trump churro cutter.

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• Spesknight@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Peace Participation Prize

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Does he even qualify for that?

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    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      The minimum qualification should be not having killed anyone

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not a fat Cheeto chance

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The bribery bauble

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• Ch3rry314@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is that Bezos? /s I will never shave my head for fear of looking like that twat.

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  • Lazycog@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey now some of us have no choice. There’s us poor baldies too.

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    • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hey there’s normal person baldness, which is sexy. Then there’s evil person baldness. Evil has a tendency to make anyone look bad.

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    • Ch3rry314@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My condolences

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “President of peace!” 🫲🍊🫱 “I’m starting a war with Venezuela!” “Who’s still talking about Jeff’s Epstein?” “I’m sending the troops!”

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• BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s a piece prize. In remembrance of all the pieces of Venezuelan civilians he’s filled the Caribbean with.

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  HE DESERVES THAT AWARD! PRESIDENT OF PEACE BETWEEN FIFA AND THE USA! 18 WARS STOPPED!

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He first had to fake pace a couple of times for betting purposes. But this time’ the charm.

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