I have an uncle who’s a homosexual “pray away the gay” ultra conservative Christian currently married to a woman. Scummiest most hateful bigoted abuser I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting. He recently had a heart attack, unfortunately he recovered, but I would like to give satan another shot at the soul he’s owed. Alas, I moved leagues away to get away from those people so no dice. Good idea to bank though.
It's Fun For The Whole Family
Submitted 1 day ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Flickerby@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 22 hours ago
“I know that sound! My husband plays that mobile game all the time!”
khepri@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
or the pornhub drum sting lol
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Play the Pornhub sound and watch every teen in the family get a Pavlovian response.
Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
The cleanup is so messy though.
tomiant@piefed.social 22 hours ago
It’s gonna be a sordid family affair.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I just wanna go up to the teens table and ask them what 6-7 is and watch their reaction
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Pro tip: You can customize the sound notifications now, even on the free tier.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 15 hours ago
My phone is on 24/7 silent mode so I’m not up to date, but isn’t this something you could do on the OS level?
Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Ah, my bad! You’re right. I completely forgot I set it via the notifications panel on Android.
thevoidzero@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
If you have freedom OS, definitely
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
That is legitimately thoughtful! It wouldn’t have crossed my mind to do that
blackroses97@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 hours ago
Or the Truth Social theme to root out pedophiles
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
WillFord27@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Hate seeing this punchable face. Don’t normalize him.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
bluetooth speaker taped under someone’s seat ought to do it
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Like a political fart machine
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What does that noise sound like?
Dave@lemmy.nz 1 day ago
Do different apps have different notification sounds? I’m a vibrate only person but I thought a notification sound was a notification sound, not some custom ring tone.
tomiant@piefed.social 22 hours ago
I’m a sounder. I’ll take sounding over the vibrator every time!
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 23 hours ago
ig it depends on OS? like maybe on IOS apps can choose their own sound? i always had a system wide notification tone on android
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 6 hours ago
Here, I’ll help😈 Grindr SFX
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
“brrrroink”
poke@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
Bonus points if you make this trick work during grace without everyone looking at you immediately.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
that’s the best time to maximize psychological damage.
EldenLord@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Devious
FridaySteve@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Or your cousin with the conservative parents who isn’t out and still lives at home…
For God’s sake please don’t do this.
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 hours ago
idk, this might just be me being ace and not understanding the tribulations of people that actually have a desire to have sex. But as a trans person who has been in the closet, I can’t imagine going on Grindr if I was gay but still living with conservative parents and closeted. That feels like a risk I’d be way too scared to take.
I’m also always down to use my experience being closeted against bigots. As has at least 90% of gay men I’ve known. Like yeah, making my identity/sexuality The Joke feels bad. But I feel like when that joke is being played specifically on a bigot a lot of us get a lot of catharsis from it. Cuz at that point the joke isn’t “Being gay is bad” it’s “Welcome to the family cousin Jed” and the punchline is their freaking out about it.
idk I’m kinda rambling now. I just feel like it’s different because in a lot of these cases it is the queer kids that were closeted and made fun of that are saying “Wouldn’t it be funny if we turned it around on them for once?”
tomiant@piefed.social 20 hours ago
Nobody should ever do anything because WHAT IF?!?!!
plyth@feddit.org 5 hours ago
That depends on the reasons.
darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Now I feel a need to know: does Grindr really have a custom notification noise, one that sounds different from any other app!?
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 hours ago
Yes it does. The notification noise is actually linked in a couple of other comments in this thread. I’m ace so I’ve never used the app personally but it’s rather distinctive to at least my ear and unlike any notification noise I’ve ever heard in a default Android environment. idk about Apple, but after hearing the noise myself I 100% believe that anyone who has used that app for any appreciable amount of time would absolutely recognize that notification noise immediately.
Flickerby@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
I’ve seen a buncha stories similar to this one about people freaking out thinking it’s coming from their phone. I have to imagine it’s some big unique thing that puts you in mind of half naked navy sailors swabbing the deck to show tunes or something with how often I’ve seen it refrenced