Loving the chaotic evil energy at play here.
It's Fun For The Whole Family
Submitted 10 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Play the Pornhub sound and watch every teen in the family get a Pavlovian response.
Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The cleanup is so messy though.
tomiant@piefed.social 10 months ago
It’s gonna be a sordid family affair.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I just wanna go up to the teens table and ask them what 6-7 is and watch their reaction
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
I asked my 26 year old son if he knew about 67, and he didn’t. I was so happy to know something about young people that he didn’t.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
WillFord27@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hate seeing this punchable face. Don’t normalize him.
Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Or the Truth Social theme to root out pedophiles
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Pro tip: You can customize the sound notifications now, even on the free tier.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
My phone is on 24/7 silent mode so I’m not up to date, but isn’t this something you could do on the OS level?
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ah, my bad! You’re right. I completely forgot I set it via the notifications panel on Android.
thevoidzero@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If you have freedom OS, definitely
socsa@piefed.social 10 months ago
What person under 50 even has notification sound turned on?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That is legitimately thoughtful! It wouldn’t have crossed my mind to do that
blackroses97@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What does that noise sound like?
Dave@lemmy.nz 10 months ago
Do different apps have different notification sounds? I’m a vibrate only person but I thought a notification sound was a notification sound, not some custom ring tone.
tomiant@piefed.social 10 months ago
I’m a sounder. I’ll take sounding over the vibrator every time!
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
ig it depends on OS? like maybe on IOS apps can choose their own sound? i always had a system wide notification tone on android
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Some apps have a choice of sounds, and you can also select notification sounds through your OS, or turn them off altogether, which is what I’ve done. I don’t need every app I have beeping whenever THEY think something is important.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
“brrrroink”
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 10 months ago
Here, I’ll help😈 Grindr SFX
Flickerby@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I have an uncle who’s a homosexual “pray away the gay” ultra conservative Christian currently married to a woman. Scummiest most hateful bigoted abuser I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting. He recently had a heart attack, unfortunately he recovered, but I would like to give satan another shot at the soul he’s owed. Alas, I moved leagues away to get away from those people so no dice. Good idea to bank though.
darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Now I feel a need to know: does Grindr really have a custom notification noise, one that sounds different from any other app!?
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Yes it does. The notification noise is actually linked in a couple of other comments in this thread. I’m ace so I’ve never used the app personally but it’s rather distinctive to at least my ear and unlike any notification noise I’ve ever heard in a default Android environment. idk about Apple, but after hearing the noise myself I 100% believe that anyone who has used that app for any appreciable amount of time would absolutely recognize that notification noise immediately.
Flickerby@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I’ve seen a buncha stories similar to this one about people freaking out thinking it’s coming from their phone. I have to imagine it’s some big unique thing that puts you in mind of half naked navy sailors swabbing the deck to show tunes or something with how often I’ve seen it refrenced
darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I have to imagine it’s some big unique thing that puts you in mind of half naked navy sailors swabbing the deck to show tunes or something with how often I’ve seen it refrenced
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
bluetooth speaker taped under someone’s seat ought to do it
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Like a political fart machine
AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
This is the way! Bonus points if you set it up on a timer so that you can have your phone face down when it occurs, saving you from any suspicion.
poke@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Bonus points if you make this trick work during grace without everyone looking at you immediately.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
that’s the best time to maximize psychological damage.
khepri@lemmy.world 10 months ago
or the pornhub drum sting lol
FridaySteve@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Or your cousin with the conservative parents who isn’t out and still lives at home…
For God’s sake please don’t do this.
tomiant@piefed.social 10 months ago
Nobody should ever do anything because WHAT IF?!?!!
plyth@feddit.org 10 months ago
That depends on the reasons.
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
idk, this might just be me being ace and not understanding the tribulations of people that actually have a desire to have sex. But as a trans person who has been in the closet, I can’t imagine going on Grindr if I was gay but still living with conservative parents and closeted. That feels like a risk I’d be way too scared to take.
I’m also always down to use my experience being closeted against bigots. As has at least 90% of gay men I’ve known. Like yeah, making my identity/sexuality The Joke feels bad. But I feel like when that joke is being played specifically on a bigot a lot of us get a lot of catharsis from it. Cuz at that point the joke isn’t “Being gay is bad” it’s “Welcome to the family cousin Jed” and the punchline is their freaking out about it.
idk I’m kinda rambling now. I just feel like it’s different because in a lot of these cases it is the queer kids that were closeted and made fun of that are saying “Wouldn’t it be funny if we turned it around on them for once?”
FridaySteve@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ok but I think making that joke using someone else’s minority status is pig behavior. But I was a teenager in the 90s when someone else thinking you’re gay could get you an ass-beating or get you fired from your job or worse (Matthew Shepard). Being an ally to lgbt folks in a lot of ways meant keeping your mouth shut way more than it meant speaking out. Maybe it’s different nowadays.
pyre@lemmy.world 10 months ago
why would the conservative parents know what it sounds like
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
getting dragged to a conservative religious conference, will try
EldenLord@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Devious
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 months ago
“I know that sound! My husband plays that mobile game all the time!”