Loving the chaotic evil energy at play here.
It's Fun For The Whole Family
Submitted 3 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Play the Pornhub sound and watch every teen in the family get a Pavlovian response.
Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The cleanup is so messy though.
tomiant@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
It’s gonna be a sordid family affair.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I just wanna go up to the teens table and ask them what 6-7 is and watch their reaction
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I asked my 26 year old son if he knew about 67, and he didn’t. I was so happy to know something about young people that he didn’t.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
WillFord27@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hate seeing this punchable face. Don’t normalize him.
Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Or the Truth Social theme to root out pedophiles
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pro tip: You can customize the sound notifications now, even on the free tier.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
My phone is on 24/7 silent mode so I’m not up to date, but isn’t this something you could do on the OS level?
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ah, my bad! You’re right. I completely forgot I set it via the notifications panel on Android.
thevoidzero@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you have freedom OS, definitely
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
What person under 50 even has notification sound turned on?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That is legitimately thoughtful! It wouldn’t have crossed my mind to do that
blackroses97@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What does that noise sound like?
Dave@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
Do different apps have different notification sounds? I’m a vibrate only person but I thought a notification sound was a notification sound, not some custom ring tone.
tomiant@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I’m a sounder. I’ll take sounding over the vibrator every time!
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
ig it depends on OS? like maybe on IOS apps can choose their own sound? i always had a system wide notification tone on android
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Some apps have a choice of sounds, and you can also select notification sounds through your OS, or turn them off altogether, which is what I’ve done. I don’t need every app I have beeping whenever THEY think something is important.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
“brrrroink”
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Here, I’ll help😈 Grindr SFX
Flickerby@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I have an uncle who’s a homosexual “pray away the gay” ultra conservative Christian currently married to a woman. Scummiest most hateful bigoted abuser I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting. He recently had a heart attack, unfortunately he recovered, but I would like to give satan another shot at the soul he’s owed. Alas, I moved leagues away to get away from those people so no dice. Good idea to bank though.
darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Now I feel a need to know: does Grindr really have a custom notification noise, one that sounds different from any other app!?
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Yes it does. The notification noise is actually linked in a couple of other comments in this thread. I’m ace so I’ve never used the app personally but it’s rather distinctive to at least my ear and unlike any notification noise I’ve ever heard in a default Android environment. idk about Apple, but after hearing the noise myself I 100% believe that anyone who has used that app for any appreciable amount of time would absolutely recognize that notification noise immediately.
Flickerby@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I’ve seen a buncha stories similar to this one about people freaking out thinking it’s coming from their phone. I have to imagine it’s some big unique thing that puts you in mind of half naked navy sailors swabbing the deck to show tunes or something with how often I’ve seen it refrenced
darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I have to imagine it’s some big unique thing that puts you in mind of half naked navy sailors swabbing the deck to show tunes or something with how often I’ve seen it refrenced
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
bluetooth speaker taped under someone’s seat ought to do it
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Like a political fart machine
AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
This is the way! Bonus points if you set it up on a timer so that you can have your phone face down when it occurs, saving you from any suspicion.
poke@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Bonus points if you make this trick work during grace without everyone looking at you immediately.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
that’s the best time to maximize psychological damage.
khepri@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
or the pornhub drum sting lol
FridaySteve@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Or your cousin with the conservative parents who isn’t out and still lives at home…
For God’s sake please don’t do this.
tomiant@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Nobody should ever do anything because WHAT IF?!?!!
plyth@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
That depends on the reasons.
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
idk, this might just be me being ace and not understanding the tribulations of people that actually have a desire to have sex. But as a trans person who has been in the closet, I can’t imagine going on Grindr if I was gay but still living with conservative parents and closeted. That feels like a risk I’d be way too scared to take.
I’m also always down to use my experience being closeted against bigots. As has at least 90% of gay men I’ve known. Like yeah, making my identity/sexuality The Joke feels bad. But I feel like when that joke is being played specifically on a bigot a lot of us get a lot of catharsis from it. Cuz at that point the joke isn’t “Being gay is bad” it’s “Welcome to the family cousin Jed” and the punchline is their freaking out about it.
idk I’m kinda rambling now. I just feel like it’s different because in a lot of these cases it is the queer kids that were closeted and made fun of that are saying “Wouldn’t it be funny if we turned it around on them for once?”
FridaySteve@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ok but I think making that joke using someone else’s minority status is pig behavior. But I was a teenager in the 90s when someone else thinking you’re gay could get you an ass-beating or get you fired from your job or worse (Matthew Shepard). Being an ally to lgbt folks in a lot of ways meant keeping your mouth shut way more than it meant speaking out. Maybe it’s different nowadays.
pyre@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
why would the conservative parents know what it sounds like
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
getting dragged to a conservative religious conference, will try
EldenLord@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Devious
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
“I know that sound! My husband plays that mobile game all the time!”