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A post by kels @Keally22 with the text “A vanilla latte w soy milk is technically a 3 bean soup but none of yall are ready to talk about that huh??”
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A post by kels @Keally22 with the text “A vanilla latte w soy milk is technically a 3 bean soup but none of yall are ready to talk about that huh??”
After vanilla bean and soy bean, what’s the third bean?
Coffee
English has a really bad habit of mistranslating things, for some reason latte = coffee+milk, while latte means milk
If it makes you better, I asked the same question at first. Then felt stupid.
Tbf, if you ask this in an Italian bar you’ll get vanilla flavored milk with soy milk, and a puzzled look from the barista
Keeps you sharp for a little bit of the ultraviolence
it is you, the player
Human bean
Coffee beans
lol
You’re right. Coffee beans aren’t beans — they’re seeds.
Does that make an iced cappuccino a gazpacho?
Peanut butter is just refried beans.
Peanut butter is mashed peanuts. More like hummus than refried beans. The refried part involved cooking them a second time.
I mean, refried comes from spanish refrito which just means ‘fried well’. a dish that is called refrito doesn’t necessarily involve cooking ingredients twice. although in this case you do boil the beans first and then fry them, the name doesn’t actually mean you fry the beans twice as it sounds like it does
i only cook my garbanzos once tho
I came here for this.
Mm, luckily “vanilla beans” aren’t actually beans. I think the people can handle the idea of a two-bean soup much better, don’t you?
Coffee is also not a been… So it’s just soy been broth with coffee and vanilla.
Pfft, clearly I was not reading carefully.
Mmm love me some tofu sweat
Make it a mocha latte
Coffee “beans” aren’t beans either.
what about kitten toe beans? i gotta know for my chili bean stew
No, no. I think it’s time. It’s going to be tough, but I do think you’re old enough for me to answer some difficult questions. You see, son, vanilla beans aren’t actually beans. I’m sorry you had to learn this way, but sadly, that’s not all. Coffee beans are not actually beans at all. No… I’m sorry, kiddo — what you’ve been drinking all these years is soy sauce.
Is this some strawberries aren’t berries but cucumbers are stuff?
And clam chowder is just a savory latte with bugs in it.
OK Eleanor
A very thin soup. How about 3 bean consommé?
Coffee is technically tea, but then bay broth (a foundation for chicken soup) is also technically tea.
I thought technically its only tea if it comes from a tea plant (otherwise its just a different hot water extract) but people will call everything prepared the same way (tea kettle and some kind of filter) a “tea” similar to how some people will call any kind of cola a “coke”
It’s technically an infusion though I don’t know if that changes between hot or cold water. But I think teas are arbitrarily determined: We decided that the black tea plants are teas and the weeds next to them are not based entirely on choice.
Coke is a specific trademark connected to specific recipes. But colas are all based on the cola bean, and some decent ones that get close to Coca-cola and Pepsi-cola.
Wouldn’t tea imply it’s some kind of plant leaves being steeped in water?
More like a wet three bean salad.
I eat four bean soup. If they only got three beans, I ain’t eating it.
Isn’t vanilla an orchid?
I’m ready. Let’s talk about it.
It’s true.
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How’s everyone’s Spooky Day going?
Would be more of a broth or a tea no? There’s no substance which a soup usually has.
What about tomato soup?
I still say it’s a sandwich
I was about to comment “one of those isn’t”, then realized I was think of cinnamon for some reason.
oh cinnamon is like 58.2% processed bean skins
Coffee isn’t a bean
Thats clever.
is a hot dog a sandwich
no
is cereal soup
no
is a foo a thing-which-obviously-is-not-a-foo
no
weren’t coffee and vanilla both not beans?
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 hours ago
I have no idea what are those words