thank you for your attention
Both these shorts are woefully bereft of cargo pockets.
thats all
Submitted 3 weeks ago by blibla@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Comments
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
If you need cargo pockets while playing a sport (which are what these are for, all other options be damned), you need to reevaluate your strategies.
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Playing a sport? Ptsch these are for being comfy
lovely_reader@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What do you carry in there?
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Pizza bites
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cargo!
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think I carried stuff because of the cargo. When I left the cargo in the past, it was like a weight off my shins. I all of a sudden didn’t feel obligated to lug shit around. I was free
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
This post is lacking thicc thighs
blibla@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
be the change you want to see in the world
AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I’ll wear the shorter shorts at home, but the way my balls are set up they will never be in the shorts. I’m sure someone wants to see them, but I don’t want folks seeing them while I’m out for a run. 😅
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Gyroscopic run stabilization
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I want to see them. 👀
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They have liners and shit on some of these shorties
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, any tiny men’s shorts I have ever owned have had the interior hammock. Most of them were designed for exercising in, so they gotta be able to keep you from slapping around it’s not conducive to a good workout.
stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Why would you want shit on your shorts?
At least, before you wear them. Then shit on them all you want.
The pre-wear shitting is where I csn’t follow.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Old men at the gym approve.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Talk about low hanging fruit
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
More men need to show ass
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I need to find one first
Damage@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Have you tried looking between your back and your legs?
fonix232@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
A man, or an ass?
For the latter I recommend the zoo.
HalfBakedChef@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Any pair of shorts with an inseam longer than 5" is homophobic
devolution@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fine on the females not so fine on the fellas.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Using females. Oof
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
If he used males instead of fellas it would have been fine.
If your going to use female you gotta use male. Else it’s just weird.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Fella fails.
FishFace@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Why?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
why not?
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not for me, but you can, as visual candy for me
saltesc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s all situational. A skirt is better than both if you’re not doing anything where a seam is needed. But I’d rather hike or swim in something with trunks.
LordPassionFruit@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
But what about a skort?
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Need to get my girl some of these.
Bruhh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Be the change you want to see and get yourself a pair.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
forget about your girl. you don’t control her, get them for yourself
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Oh of course I don’t control her, but I’m sure she’d be down. I’m also sure she’d enjoy me in a pair!
buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I control my girlfriend. She only wears what I DEMAND.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Worst of both worlds.
remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Are you forgetting about jorts?
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
True
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 weeks ago
This is more a “how-to” post.
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
At first I thought I was on c/running and was about to agree.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ok, sure. I don’t think the people on the train will appreciate my wrinkled old sack hanging out though…
gigachad@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Wrong
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean… sure, yeah… but… huh. Hmm…
noxypaws@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Briefs, jockstraps, or thongs for life. I’d rather go commando than wear either of these two fucking things as underwear.
polysexualstick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They’re not underwear, they’re sports shorts
Rooty@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No thanks, I don’t want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You’re missing out. Why have a dick if not for dick flashing
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Because I work at a preschool.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Easy there, Louis CK.
Rooty@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience.
spykee@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
You, I like you.
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Just tie it around your waist
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
AKA “The First Season Sayan”
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
My waist is too wide to tie my balls around
blibla@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
:(
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have a pair just like the green check ones, and they have a cockball holder. Any pair of short shorts I have has genital containment. Big fan of silkies.
robocall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?