thank you for your attention
No thanks, I don’t want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.
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thank you for your attention
No thanks, I don’t want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.
You’re missing out. Why have a dick if not for dick flashing
I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience.
Easy there, Louis CK.
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Both these shorts are woefully bereft of cargo pockets.
I’ll wear the shorter shorts at home, but the way my balls are set up they will never be in the shorts. I’m sure someone wants to see them, but I don’t want folks seeing them while I’m out for a run. 😅
They have liners and shit on some of these shorties
Gyroscopic run stabilization
I want to see them. 👀
This post is lacking thicc thighs
be the change you want to see in the world
Old men at the gym approve.
Talk about low hanging fruit
More men need to show ass
I need to find one first
Have you tried looking between your back and your legs?
Fine on the females not so fine on the fellas.
Using females. Oof
Fella fails.
Any pair of shorts with an inseam longer than 5" is homophobic
Not for me, but you can, as visual candy for me
Why?
It’s all situational. A skirt is better than both if you’re not doing anything where a seam is needed. But I’d rather hike or swim in something with trunks.
But what about a skort?
Worst of both worlds.
Are you forgetting about jorts?
True
This is more a “how-to” post.
At first I thought I was on c/running and was about to agree.
Wrong
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 32 minutes ago
Need to get my girl some of these.