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• Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They might have fingered, but that’s probably as far as they could get.

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  • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I feel like scissoring would be an option.

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• Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Thing isn’t a disembodied hand, he’s a species that looks like disembodied hands. There is a photo of his parents who are also disembodied hands.

  That would imply that all disembodied hand characters are from the same species and can reproduce.

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  • hddsx@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Isaac Night?

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    • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I refuse to believe anything from the new Wednesday as canon. That bullshit is just using the Addams Family to sell dipping sauce at Wendy’s.

      I’m not the target audience, but why couldn’t Tim Burton destroy some other franchise.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  👌👈

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is the a safe space to talk about how much i fucking despised the horrible Arby’s oven mitt mascot? That little piece of shit was the worst mascot ever conceived, and it made me unreasonably angry every time a commercial would come on with his stupid cunt face.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I just read up on this creature, and it was voiced by Tom Arnold and cost 85 million dollars to create in 2003 money. Its name is literally Oven Mitt. It lasted only 2 years for all that effort.

    Arby’s isn’t really a thing here and I’ve never known why people like it.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sometimes you want the runs and fries

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s insanity. No shade to Tom Arnold. That was the worse character I have ever seen represent a brand ever. I am so happy it failed but I wish the best for Tom.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Very safe space and I hate it too.

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• Catma@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just heavy petting from what I heard.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hrm, not sure.

  I can say with a high degree of confidence that these two have though.

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  The one on the left is uh… lets just say they full circle consenual non consent all the way back into just non consent, one on the right puts up with it though.

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But how?

  Handjob?

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  • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean ones a hand, and ones a glove. Do the math.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit.

      There’s a Piper Perry joke here somewhere.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s either that or fisting

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    • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Rule of thumb.

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  • Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Here’s the church,
    here’s the steeple…”

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  • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Scissoring

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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I thought it would be like a hand in glove kind of thing.

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    • SuperEars@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t know and care but I just remembered that idle hands was a fun movie… I should watch it again some time

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• lischni_tschelowek@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pleaze, Thing is a married hand! Stop this filth!

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• SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Same person

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yeah I am drinking tonight

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• 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Glover cucked

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• DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hamburger helper girl is a rubber girl.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh, yeah, that glove is a slut.

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Up doot for words things fucking even though I’m not Murican and don’t really know what Hamburger Helper is.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    www.generalmills.com/…/how-helper-got-its-start

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• dan69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Shit. Shut up and take my up vote.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I mean isn’t that cannon?

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It does deserve to be fired upon

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You think Morticia and Gomez never got freaky with that thing? C’mon now

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