I choose thoughts you’ve never had before.
Glover cucked
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I choose thoughts you’ve never had before.
Glover cucked
They might have fingered, but that’s probably as far as they could get.
I feel like scissoring would be an option.
Is the a safe space to talk about how much i fucking despised the horrible Arby’s oven mitt mascot? That little piece of shit was the worst mascot ever conceived, and it made me unreasonably angry every time a commercial would come on with his stupid cunt face.
I just read up on this creature, and it was voiced by Tom Arnold and cost 85 million dollars to create in 2003 money. Its name is literally Oven Mitt. It lasted only 2 years for all that effort.
Arby’s isn’t really a thing here and I’ve never known why people like it.
Very safe space and I hate it too.
Thing isn’t a disembodied hand, he’s a species that looks like disembodied hands. There is a photo of his parents who are also disembodied hands.
That would imply that all disembodied hand characters are from the same species and can reproduce.
Isaac Night?
I refuse to believe anything from the new Wednesday as canon. That bullshit is just using the Addams Family to sell dipping sauce at Wendy’s.
I’m not the target audience, but why couldn’t Tim Burton destroy some other franchise.
Pleaze, Thing is a married hand! Stop this filth!
Just heavy petting from what I heard.
👌👈
I don’t know and care but I just remembered that idle hands was a fun movie… I should watch it again some time
Hamburger helper girl is a rubber girl.
But how?
Handjob?
Scissoring
It’s either that or fisting
Rule of thumb.
I mean ones a hand, and ones a glove. Do the math.
If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit.
There’s a Piper Perry joke here somewhere.
“Here’s the church,
here’s the steeple…”
I thought it would be like a hand in glove kind of thing.
Shit. Shut up and take my up vote.
Same person
I mean isn’t that cannon?
It does deserve to be fired upon
Oh, yeah, that glove is a slut.
Up doot for words things fucking even though I’m not Murican and don’t really know what Hamburger Helper is.
You think Morticia and Gomez never got freaky with that thing? C’mon now
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Yeah I am drinking tonight