SuperEars
@SuperEars@lemmy.world
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 1 day ago:
Maybe Garfield can be our Winnie the Pooh
- Comment on Well do you? 4 days ago:
- Comment on Can't have my glizzies 2 weeks ago:
I love hot dogs’ place in our culture.
- Comment on Who's branded? Sound off 2 weeks ago:
I can “hear” that buckle
- Comment on Who's branded? Sound off 2 weeks ago:
Somewhere there’s a slide with accumulations like a cast iron skillet, one that has tasted you and your friends. 😐
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
He’s gonna take Chicago’s chili dogs by any means necessary
- Comment on Meta plans to sell targeted ads based on data in your AI chats 3 weeks ago:
“Honey, just wanted to call to say Uncle Donnie’s throat cancer metastastized.”
“Dildo-damn”
- Comment on Meta plans to sell targeted ads based on data in your AI chats 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on After 10 years of every social media platform becoming just another political propaganda machine Im totally bored of it. 3 weeks ago:
I wanna ask - for you, has it always seemed like that over the course of 10 years?
I was on social media for what would’ve been 20 years, and I feel like it was 10 years ago that enshittification passed a tipping point.
- Comment on Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic 4 weeks ago:
I didn’t expect to get hungrier in this post’s comments. I may do this soon.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 2 months ago:
It’s tough for me to imagine having a talk about sex toys with any of my differently-sexed kids in the future.
However, on the topic of safe use I have seen too many videos of surgeons removing a football-sized orc dildo from someone’s ass. I think I would find the courage to at least mention the importance of a sufficiently-flared base, especially if I’m on the hook for their medical expenses. Also, the junk caught in the metal cock rings. I’m sure there are more examples.
- Comment on These totally legitimate comments 2 months ago:
These are the translation of the Morse code tapped out in the Miners Guild basement
- Comment on Repairing Broken Sofa? 3 months ago:
Search “couch riser” on Amazon for some ideas. These are intended for raising the height of a couch but could work as prosthetic legs. Might need to get creative on leveling to the right height though.
- Comment on Oh Kurt Gödel, you lovable logician freak. 3 months ago:
As far back as high school I assumed this was possible. All it took was learning about amendments 18 (Prohibition of alcohol) and 21 (scratch that).
Those touting their pocket edition US Constitutions (I think we saw Ted Cruz do this?) do so with the same with bibles. All I see is John Brittle from Django Unchained.
- Comment on Nintendo faces legal action over ability to brick Switch 2s whenever they want 3 months ago:
Am I correct is seeing a similarity between this and the Xitter drama from 2024? Something about X not having a physical presence in Brazil to sue for damages, and Brazil was going to block it as a result.
- Comment on Work Itt 3 months ago:
Inspiration is the 4:56 mark of this. <3
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- Comment on I put these 2 pics of Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker together, can someone who's more clever than I am come up with with some captions? 3 months ago:
- Comment on Meet the creepiest publisher in indie games. Critical Reflex are “midwives bringing monsters into the world,” backing projects no one dares to touch 3 months ago:
Midwives bringing monsters into the world sounds like a game I’d try.
- Comment on Partner has ADD, do I have misophonia? 5 months ago:
Our noise canceling headphones were for my 6yo but I use them more often than he does. Sometimes when he wears them he cranks the volume on the tablet to hear it through those headphones and we’re still educating him on why that’s no good.
- Comment on EA employees "upset and confused" at return to office mandate 5 months ago:
Our company of 5000+ US employees just ended a hybrid model and now requires full return to work. I sit near HR. Here are some things I’ve heard:
- Asked in a public forum what metrics were involved in revoking work from home, VP said “Metrics? None. Next question.” All other questions received some kind of diplomatic answer but not that one.
- A couple of HR employees vocally shit on the complaint emails they’ve been tasked with responding to. They’re the bootlickin-est people I’ve ever heard in a professional setting. 3+ times I’ve heard "If it bothers you that much then quit, simple. The company’s not for you then."
- A global company, our intranet shows the head honcho taking pride in work life flexibility and touts the same fukkin hybrid model. US workers were told it’s a “participating locations only” situation.
- VP said they didn’t anticipate how beloved working from home was, and said (despite no communication otherwise) it was their plan all along to end it, and that they made a mistake by not doing it sooner because it gave us the false impression it was permanent.
In contrast, we employ some union and some non union workers all over the country. As much HR shit talk as I’ve heard over 5 years, I and they still have to abide by WRITTEN PROCEDURES whose express intent is not running astray of the Collective Bargaining Agreements. I hear these HR people on phone calls about something union related and I get to hear “Jump? How high?” and other cowtowing phrases, knowing they’re fuming inside but can’t do anything about it because we’re beholden to those CBAs.
Regularly, I witness stark evidence that union workers are treated better than their counterparts. The CBAs have teeth and the company knows it.
- Comment on Anyone remember Courage? 6 months ago:
David Steven Cohen, the head writer, died recently on 15-Mar-2025.
- Comment on Going to quit my job and just do sculping full time 6 months ago:
Stop twiddling your thumb
- Comment on frenly warnin 7 months ago:
And until they behave like nazis, you’d defer to the friendly warning, correct?
- Comment on Dagoth Ur 7 months ago:
Sounds like Homestar Runner
- Comment on Better watch what you say 7 months ago:
My man
- Comment on So, is the USA screwed? 8 months ago:
My congressman with an infamous Christmas card ran unopposed in 2024.
Looks like I’M running against him in 2026.
- Comment on Is anyone planning on doing anything about trump creating a concentration camp at guantanamo bay? 8 months ago:
Recommenting from another post:
I sent a text to those I love in any capacity, even former coworkers who’ve probably deleted my number. Not a group text - one by one. I think it’d be prudent for all US readers to consider doing the same.
Knowing some of you are like me, in that you might not know how to word such a text to someone not expecting it from you, I offer you my copy/pasted text:
America has a concentration camp now. I won’t send you anything more…it’s kind of rude that I’m sending this one. lbc.co.uk/…/donald-trump-announces-plan-to-send-m…
- Comment on How is this Amazon ad anything BUT a trick to get a 7 year old child to get their mitts on dad's phone and charge his credit card $13K in two clicks? 10 months ago:
That is much more reasonable, one of a couple possibilities I’m now seeing.
- Comment on How is this Amazon ad anything BUT a trick to get a 7 year old child to get their mitts on dad's phone and charge his credit card $13K in two clicks? 10 months ago:
So many of these parents seem to handwave responsibility from fictional scenarios.
Do appreciate the classic “yOu MuSt NoT hAvE kIDs” response to literally any form of parental criticism though.
“But I learned it from you!” 😭
