What happens if you are the only employee or one of two employees in your company
Great business idea, tbh
Submitted 1 year ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
what happens if you send him to a friend’s business because they were complaining about having a boring day
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
From my understanding, he doesn’t necessarily make it clear that it’s a employee’s complaint still, depending on the complaint it would ve obvious
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If youre the only one, I think it would look like that Monty Python sketch “Argument Clinic”
__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
You make the complaint clearly refer to the other employee and wait for the shit show
beveradb@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Need a link for this genius already
riot@fedia.io 1 year ago
I was curious too, so did some searching. His name seems to be Calimar White (based on this Tiktok page) , and the company is called OCDA (Occupational Cares Diversity Affairs). The website, which also has YouTube videos, is at https://ocdaofficial.com/
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I love the unofficial slogan “we are NOT affiliated with OSHA” 😄
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Incredible name, I really want to say it out loud but my husband’s sleeping next to me
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 year ago
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 year ago
That’s a cook rhyming name
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
His name is Calimar White and his business called Occupational Cares Diversity Affairs.
dan69@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d use this service for when I need to retire or quit from a job I may not like. Like how the Japanese do.
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oooh I dont know what you’re referring to but I would like to
bstix@feddit.dk 1 year ago
Japanese working culture is different.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I just noticed this on our calendar and had to wonder if the boss of the calendar company made them put this here.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That has got to be a deeply sarcastic joke, hasn’t it?
balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 1 year ago
Apparently it’s a legacy of nepotism. Someone in 1958 was working for daddy and wanted to celebrate daddy on daddy’s birthday for being such a good boss. Thanks daddy.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh I think it should be a day where the boss does the actual job and shows us why they’re boss
balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 1 year ago
That might work with mid level managers but my experience has been that when the more senior folks do try to do this (for whatever reason) they are so overwhelmed by their own reality distortion they think they did a good job. I mean they don’t have to deal with the consequences of their poor choices ever, so why worry about a concept or design being bad.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha. I’d so love to see them try that here in France!
Sprinks@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I saw that on our calendar this year and laughed. The company i work for had a huge influx of buisness for a year or two, but they mismanaged the hell out of the profits. With everything going to shit this year they had to let go of over half the company, including my husband just days before his hire date anniversary when he would have gotten more vacation days and his yearly raise… Yeah…boss…i dont have many reasons to be thankful this “bosses day”
Freaky@lemmy.world 1 year ago
"Hey, so… I work at Microsoft… "
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A great idea, but I think a lot of businesses would never let this guy past the front desk/security.
SchadeMarmelade@feddit.org 1 year ago
Love how he points to the text and is like “See? Right here it says Dickwad”
balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 1 year ago
It’s written down! You can’t argue with science!
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 1 year ago
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I complained to my boss about my boss and he would make sure to change things for the better of his employees. Because the less employees complain, the better work they do.
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My hero
ranzispa@mander.xyz 1 year ago
This takes away all the fun of insulting your boss yourself…
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nah, the good old days, when you’d step out for a smoke break and cut their brake lines, before they leave to take a two-week holiday vacation. No HR, no confrontation, just results. And maybe a promotion!
Now we have ‘mediators’ and CEOs don’t like having an office with floor-to-ceiling windows on the top floor anymore…
qarbone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dom’t worry. His services are not mandatory.
TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
How does his company make money?
causepix@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
He just does it as a hobby
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The bosses say, “thank you for setting me straight” and pay him.
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 year ago
He then sends a companywide email asking for the employee to step forward for their promotion
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
it’s business consulting, maybe you’ve heard of it. big money in consulting. he’s doing it right
titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I would imagine if the company were called him up or send him an email saying this is what I would like he tells you okay it’ll be 50 bucks and then you pay him money to go do this. Fairly simple
ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Would be fun to call out my cokehead boss this way!
NRay7882@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve been watching Jon Breaks Bad News, he makes calls like this on stream, it can get pretty wild.
BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 year ago
this guy gets it
sadandtired@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
I literally love this king.
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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