Holy fuck, they had to haul them in in a semi-trailer.
Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago
Submitted 3 weeks ago by slaacaa@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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hOrni@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The new Geneva, Ohio convention has made sprinting a war crime.
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Weekend warriors looking succulent!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Well… I really hate to say it but…
Hegseth was right. Fat troops aren’t a good look.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They are all porkins.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
No Juan left behind.
RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
LOL!!
They’re so fat!
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
IT’S GLANDULAR!
betanumerus@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
This is totally djt pitting GOP vs Democrats, and it’s much MUCH worse than burning the American flag.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Call of Duty predicted they will take Burgertown.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Great muzzle discipline by middle guy, let’s just keep that belly full and the rifle unloaded
weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
borQue@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Mindless triggerhappy idiots are going to reign your country.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Phew! No beards.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Must have just shaved their necks before putting on their costumes
Technotica@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You get two in one per guard!
unphazed@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They picked the perfect guys for Chicago. I hope they brought their beers and their wings for… “DA BEARS!”
LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
just tip them over lmao
It’s like the second half of Wall-E
wulrus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why does it look like previous generation generative AI, where everybody looked the same?
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No idea, but it’s real: abcnews.go.com/US/…/story?id=126283676
wulrus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I didn’t doubt it; it was just so odd.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This is a joke right? Im half that size and would be deemed too fat for service.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
DEI hires
titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Look at those treasonous fat fucks
CircaV@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
The Fat guard.
aggronvation@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
not enforcing shit lmao
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well ain’t that just a jiggly joke. I’d like to think the leaner ones objected conscientiously
Fyrnyx@kbin.melroy.org 3 weeks ago
God just from hopping out of the truck, they're hungry already.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The one on the top left doesn’t look porky enough
Fertile_Friday@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
A donut and a slice of pizza a day, keep the bad guys away…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
To be fair, the brisket there is really good. Pretty sure you can still make out BBQ sauce stains on the corners of his mouth.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
If I’m running away, I want one of these guys chasing me.
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Which bait do you think will work better for keeping them at bay, a donut, a twinkie or a burger?
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Burgers are bigger, the other two are one or two bites. Burger is at least 3.
TomArrr@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are they using the hydraulic tray on the back of the truck to ‘lower their guard’?
I just can’t see them getting down any other way.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
They used to have them hop out, but the loss to twisted ankles and blown out knees was about 20%, so liftgates were added, rather than fitness standards.
Aljernon@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I’ve heard a heard a number of very fit veterans bemoan that jumping out of the back of the truck looks cool in your 20s but you’re body already hurts in your 30s
TomArrr@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is like watching Wall-e in slow motion 😞
weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What do you think they register on the richter scale scale?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
wonderful gun safety there, just merrily point it at people’s crotches while your finger is near the trigger, why not!
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
So, these guys coild do the funniest thing ever and just every time theyre given an order to protect ice, get distracted by street food. Play up the ‘sorry I’m too fat to do my job, even when my job is just to stand there’ card.