Holy fuck, they had to haul them in in a semi-trailer.
Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago
Submitted 11 months ago by slaacaa@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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hOrni@lemmy.world 10 months ago
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The new Geneva, Ohio convention has made sprinting a war crime.
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Weekend warriors looking succulent!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
Well… I really hate to say it but…
Hegseth was right. Fat troops aren’t a good look.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They are all porkins.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 months ago
No Juan left behind.
RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
LOL!!
They’re so fat!
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
IT’S GLANDULAR!
betanumerus@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
This is totally djt pitting GOP vs Democrats, and it’s much MUCH worse than burning the American flag.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Call of Duty predicted they will take Burgertown.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Great muzzle discipline by middle guy, let’s just keep that belly full and the rifle unloaded
weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 11 months ago
borQue@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Mindless triggerhappy idiots are going to reign your country.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Phew! No beards.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Must have just shaved their necks before putting on their costumes
Technotica@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You get two in one per guard!
unphazed@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They picked the perfect guys for Chicago. I hope they brought their beers and their wings for… “DA BEARS!”
LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
just tip them over lmao
It’s like the second half of Wall-E
wulrus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why does it look like previous generation generative AI, where everybody looked the same?
slaacaa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No idea, but it’s real: abcnews.go.com/US/…/story?id=126283676
wulrus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I didn’t doubt it; it was just so odd.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
This is a joke right? Im half that size and would be deemed too fat for service.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
DEI hires
titanicx@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Look at those treasonous fat fucks
CircaV@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
The Fat guard.
aggronvation@lemmy.world 11 months ago
not enforcing shit lmao
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well ain’t that just a jiggly joke. I’d like to think the leaner ones objected conscientiously
Fyrnyx@kbin.melroy.org 11 months ago
God just from hopping out of the truck, they're hungry already.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The one on the top left doesn’t look porky enough
Fertile_Friday@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
A donut and a slice of pizza a day, keep the bad guys away…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
To be fair, the brisket there is really good. Pretty sure you can still make out BBQ sauce stains on the corners of his mouth.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 months ago
If I’m running away, I want one of these guys chasing me.
ICastFist@programming.dev 11 months ago
Which bait do you think will work better for keeping them at bay, a donut, a twinkie or a burger?
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Burgers are bigger, the other two are one or two bites. Burger is at least 3.
TomArrr@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Are they using the hydraulic tray on the back of the truck to ‘lower their guard’?
I just can’t see them getting down any other way.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 months ago
They used to have them hop out, but the loss to twisted ankles and blown out knees was about 20%, so liftgates were added, rather than fitness standards.
Aljernon@lemmy.today 11 months ago
I’ve heard a heard a number of very fit veterans bemoan that jumping out of the back of the truck looks cool in your 20s but you’re body already hurts in your 30s
TomArrr@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is like watching Wall-e in slow motion 😞
weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What do you think they register on the richter scale scale?
minorkeys@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Looks about right.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
So, these guys coild do the funniest thing ever and just every time theyre given an order to protect ice, get distracted by street food. Play up the ‘sorry I’m too fat to do my job, even when my job is just to stand there’ card.