Holy fuck, they had to haul them in in a semi-trailer.
Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago
Submitted 1 year ago by slaacaa@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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hOrni@lemmy.world 1 year ago
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The new Geneva, Ohio convention has made sprinting a war crime.
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Weekend warriors looking succulent!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
Well… I really hate to say it but…
Hegseth was right. Fat troops aren’t a good look.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They are all porkins.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
No Juan left behind.
RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
LOL!!
They’re so fat!
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
IT’S GLANDULAR!
betanumerus@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
This is totally djt pitting GOP vs Democrats, and it’s much MUCH worse than burning the American flag.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Call of Duty predicted they will take Burgertown.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Great muzzle discipline by middle guy, let’s just keep that belly full and the rifle unloaded
weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 1 year ago
borQue@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Mindless triggerhappy idiots are going to reign your country.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Phew! No beards.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Must have just shaved their necks before putting on their costumes
Technotica@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You get two in one per guard!
unphazed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They picked the perfect guys for Chicago. I hope they brought their beers and their wings for… “DA BEARS!”
LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
just tip them over lmao
It’s like the second half of Wall-E
wulrus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why does it look like previous generation generative AI, where everybody looked the same?
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No idea, but it’s real: abcnews.go.com/US/…/story?id=126283676
wulrus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I didn’t doubt it; it was just so odd.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
This is a joke right? Im half that size and would be deemed too fat for service.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 year ago
DEI hires
titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Look at those treasonous fat fucks
CircaV@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
The Fat guard.
aggronvation@lemmy.world 1 year ago
not enforcing shit lmao
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well ain’t that just a jiggly joke. I’d like to think the leaner ones objected conscientiously
Fyrnyx@kbin.melroy.org 1 year ago
God just from hopping out of the truck, they're hungry already.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The one on the top left doesn’t look porky enough
Fertile_Friday@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
A donut and a slice of pizza a day, keep the bad guys away…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
To be fair, the brisket there is really good. Pretty sure you can still make out BBQ sauce stains on the corners of his mouth.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 year ago
If I’m running away, I want one of these guys chasing me.
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 year ago
Which bait do you think will work better for keeping them at bay, a donut, a twinkie or a burger?
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Burgers are bigger, the other two are one or two bites. Burger is at least 3.
TomArrr@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Are they using the hydraulic tray on the back of the truck to ‘lower their guard’?
I just can’t see them getting down any other way.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 year ago
They used to have them hop out, but the loss to twisted ankles and blown out knees was about 20%, so liftgates were added, rather than fitness standards.
Aljernon@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I’ve heard a heard a number of very fit veterans bemoan that jumping out of the back of the truck looks cool in your 20s but you’re body already hurts in your 30s
TomArrr@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is like watching Wall-e in slow motion 😞
weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What do you think they register on the richter scale scale?
minorkeys@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Looks about right.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
So, these guys coild do the funniest thing ever and just every time theyre given an order to protect ice, get distracted by street food. Play up the ‘sorry I’m too fat to do my job, even when my job is just to stand there’ card.