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Submitted ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • simple@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    whoever will stop this massive armadillo kaiju trampling over the united states?

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wouldnt make it any worse than it already is. Maybe it will unite the idiots again.

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    • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Will nobody rid me of this massive armadillo kaiju?

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      • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Positively turbulent

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    • M137@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No one. Let it do the work, it’s needed.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Armadillos…

    … versus! …

    Feral Hogs!

    Image

    F I G H T !

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    • HeadyBroccoli@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If that’s what it was supposed to look like in 2023 I wonder what the actual distribution was that year

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I don’t know, but I do suspect ‘big angry bacon’ is soon gonna be on a lot more people’s menus, lol.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The fact that the human side has gone radio silent on the war tells you all you need to know. Pray to whatever god you observe. It’s going to get bleak.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hogs no diff that and then learn enough tool use to take the akimbo AR-15s from our corpses

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        mild confusion, followed by YEEHAW, excited aerial gunfire

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  • rami@ani.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We just find out how they were able to breach the impenetrable walls of swine.

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  • voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ICE is going to take care of it

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    • Chakravanti@monero.town ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lets support that sense until they’re all on the aircraft rocket to anywhere else hell.

      I think the son sun will agree.

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  • switcheroo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Reminder: do not eat those.

    You’ve been warned.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m gonna.

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s how you get leprosy.

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  • drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There is exactly one and it is that giant one in the picture. He is surveying new potential lands to extend his power.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Leprosy is back on the menu, baby

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  • notsosure@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wouldn’t worry too much; they don’t have thumbs, so flying a jet may turn into an unexpected challenge hehehe.

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    • CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hmm… do you actually need thumbs to fly a modern commercial jet?

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      • Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I would say yes, in order to have a sufficient grip on the stick/yoke

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Musk wants to install his neuralink thing in them so they can fly that way. No thumbs needed.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Possum on the half shell. Dillo power!

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Teenage Mutant Arma-dillos

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  • Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Southern Florida shows us that the only way to defeat them is with alligators.

    “We know how to take them out, General. Spread the word.”

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Um, no, that’s just the part of Florida that the animals can tell will be under water soon.

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  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anywhere but the south tip of florida apparently

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Professionals have standards, they saw Florida and said no thanks.

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As an invasive species what harm do they cause?

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love the word aviation. Makes it feel like you can nounify other animal types. Like mammation. Or you could go into subgroups, like cervidation, chiropteration, monotremation, etc.

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Crustaceans?

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      • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Crustation? Or maybe crustaceation? A process of periodical molting. Or maybe the act of using a claw-like implement?

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  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is a message from big boar to distract you from who’s really taking over.

    youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkJemc4T5NYZRH_2kTRBKe…

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  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yo I love armadillos and I rarely see them, but this map shows them just barely where I live. I hope to see one here soon, I’m sure the first one I see will be on the road, but then hopefully alive soon too :)

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    • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I moved to Armadillo territory 10 years ago and sadly I’ve never seen one alive, only roadkill confirming their presence. The tarantula are the same way. We’re just not in the places they frolic most of the time, and if we are, they hide.

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Maybe you’ll get to see both… one right after the other.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m trying to figure out how they’re supposed to get to Los Angeles without crossing through San Diego. I guess hop a plane to LAX and go to Disneyland?

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    … starting with the Tri-State Area.

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  • heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Watch cute pet armadillos on tiktok, then see how you feel about it

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Armadillhole.

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve seen them very rarely in metro Atlanta.

    Which means they’ve reached Hartsfield International Airport, and we’re all screwed.

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  • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m calling it now: the 9-banded armadillo will be adopted as Canada’s mascot in the next decade, after they become the main species in the Canadian deserts.

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  • ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Armadillos in Boston

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