We just find out how they were able to breach the impenetrable walls of swine.
They're coming.
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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rami@ani.social 2 months ago
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
HeadyBroccoli@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
If that’s what it was supposed to look like in 2023 I wonder what the actual distribution was that year
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I don’t know, but I do suspect ‘big angry bacon’ is soon gonna be on a lot more people’s menus, lol.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The fact that the human side has gone radio silent on the war tells you all you need to know. Pray to whatever god you observe. It’s going to get bleak.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
Hogs no diff that and then learn enough tool use to take the akimbo AR-15s from our corpses
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
mild confusion, followed by YEEHAW, excited aerial gunfire
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
voodooattack@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ICE is going to take care of it
Chakravanti@monero.town 2 months ago
Lets support that sense until they’re all on the
aircraftrocket toanywhere elsehell.I think the
sonsun will agree.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Leprosy is back on the menu, baby
notsosure@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I wouldn’t worry too much; they don’t have thumbs, so flying a jet may turn into an unexpected challenge hehehe.
CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hmm… do you actually need thumbs to fly a modern commercial jet?
Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I would say yes, in order to have a sufficient grip on the stick/yoke
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Musk wants to install his neuralink thing in them so they can fly that way. No thumbs needed.
Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Southern Florida shows us that the only way to defeat them is with alligators.
“We know how to take them out, General. Spread the word.”
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Um, no, that’s just the part of Florida that the animals can tell will be under water soon.
switcheroo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Reminder: do not eat those.
You’ve been warned.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m gonna.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
That’s how you get leprosy.
drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
There is exactly one and it is that giant one in the picture. He is surveying new potential lands to extend his power.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Possum on the half shell. Dillo power!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Teenage Mutant Arma-dillos
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Anywhere but the south tip of florida apparently
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Professionals have standards, they saw Florida and said no thanks.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Yo I love armadillos and I rarely see them, but this map shows them just barely where I live. I hope to see one here soon, I’m sure the first one I see will be on the road, but then hopefully alive soon too :)
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I moved to Armadillo territory 10 years ago and sadly I’ve never seen one alive, only roadkill confirming their presence. The tarantula are the same way. We’re just not in the places they frolic most of the time, and if we are, they hide.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe you’ll get to see both… one right after the other.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
As an invasive species what harm do they cause?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dojan@pawb.social 2 months ago
I love the word aviation. Makes it feel like you can nounify other animal types. Like mammation. Or you could go into subgroups, like cervidation, chiropteration, monotremation, etc.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Crustaceans?
Dojan@pawb.social 2 months ago
Crustation? Or maybe crustaceation? A process of periodical molting. Or maybe the act of using a claw-like implement?
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’m trying to figure out how they’re supposed to get to Los Angeles without crossing through San Diego. I guess hop a plane to LAX and go to Disneyland?
grue@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve seen them very rarely in metro Atlanta.
Which means they’ve reached Hartsfield International Airport, and we’re all screwed.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
… starting with the Tri-State Area.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is a message from big boar to distract you from who’s really taking over.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m calling it now: the 9-banded armadillo will be adopted as Canada’s mascot in the next decade, after they become the main species in the Canadian deserts.
ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 2 months ago
Armadillos in Boston
heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Watch cute pet armadillos on tiktok, then see how you feel about it
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Armadillhole.
simple@piefed.social 2 months ago
whoever will stop this massive armadillo kaiju trampling over the united states?
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Wouldnt make it any worse than it already is. Maybe it will unite the idiots again.
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Will nobody rid me of this massive armadillo kaiju?
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Positively turbulent
M137@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No one. Let it do the work, it’s needed.