somebody brought the pain
oui oui
Submitted 11 hours ago by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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lime@feddit.nu 10 hours ago
gbzm@piefed.social 15 minutes ago
The tweet is a lie, the photo is from a novelty shop (thx falcunculus@jlai.lu)
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
the baguette outfit in clair obscur finally makes sense
sdcSpade@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Add a gun and it’s a Bayoguette.
ooterness@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
It’s a bread knife.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
Why modify it? … a good hard crusty baguette is deadly enough. If you crack it just right, the sharp edges are hard enough to cut open skin and flesh.
Grimy@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Take two baguettes. Cut one in half and carve a slot inside of it. Carve the other with a protrusion in the form of a knife to go into the slot. Harden in the oven while using oil butter with fine herbs to create a razor edge. Sharpen with a whetstone.
Then you can not only stab cops but soften it up on soup and eat the evidence.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
mmmmm … radicalization and violence never sounded so delicious
Cop gets stabbed in the arm … ‘OH MY GOD, I’VE BEEN STABBED … ??? … ooooo, garlic butter!’
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 8 hours ago
A baguette becomes a lethal blunt instrument about 7 seconds after you buy it.
SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 22 minutes ago
“The food here is…”
THWACK THWACK THWACK
“…weapons-grade.”
Ryktes@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Shit, you get one with a good enough crust and it’ll club a motherfucker into the ground like a fence post.
Rooster326@programming.dev 7 hours ago
So you can dual wield.
1 hand baguette
1 hand breaguetten knife
huquad@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
Somebody touch my baguette!
MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
hon hon homicide
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Wait til that “assault with a deli weapon” guy hears about this
chelatna@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
stabuette a little with my baguette
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I never leave my house without my tactical assault baguette!
brap@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Hon hon hon
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
We’re they riding a bicycle with a basket in front?
Blackout@fedia.io 10 hours ago
There were shuriken in the croissants as well
kn33@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
That is aggressively French
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
The French have mastered protest and revolution.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
plausible deniability: I was just cutting a baguette (to be read in French accent)
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Portable Guillotine. I love quick access revolté tools.
Lexam@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I love that they gave it a crumb as well.
fubarx@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Picnic-ready, self-contained baguette. Comes with a way to cut it. The other end (off camera) contains foil-wrapped cheese wedges.
Pain vraiment complet.
gbzm@piefed.social 11 hours ago
“Une graine dans le bocal piment” ?
falcunculus@jlai.lu 36 minutes ago
reuters.com/…/fact-check-knife-concealed-in-bague…
the photo was taken at the shop Chaise Longue, a chain which specialises in humorous and original collections of household items and gifts. The product, called “Baguette knife” can be seen on the Chaise Longue website.
A price label is clearly visible next to the baguette in one of the pictures shared on social media saying “Une graine dans le bocal piment” (“A seed in the jar – chilli”), which is the name of a Chaise Longue product. It is a jar of chilli seeds, which is part of a range of different types of seeds in jars.
gbzm@piefed.social 18 minutes ago
Merci pour Le fact-check
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Violence baguettes violence.
workerONE@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
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