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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  somebody brought the pain

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  • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • gbzm@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The tweet is a lie, the photo is from a novelty shop (thx falcunculus@jlai.lu)

    https://www.reuters.com/article/world/fact-check-knife-concealed-in-baguette-is-from-french-novelty-shop-not-weapon-c-idUSKBN2781KE/

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Violence baguettes violence.

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  • workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why modify it? … a good hard crusty baguette is deadly enough. If you crack it just right, the sharp edges are hard enough to cut open skin and flesh.

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  • Ryktes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shit, you get one with a good enough crust and it’ll club a motherfucker into the ground like a fence post.

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  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A baguette becomes a lethal blunt instrument about 7 seconds after you buy it.

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    • SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “The food here is…”

      THWACK THWACK THWACK

      “…weapons-grade.”

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  • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Take two baguettes. Cut one in half and carve a slot inside of it. Carve the other with a protrusion in the form of a knife to go into the slot. Harden in the oven while using oil butter with fine herbs to create a razor edge. Sharpen with a whetstone.

    Then you can not only stab cops but soften it up on soup and eat the evidence.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      mmmmm … radicalization and violence never sounded so delicious

      Cop gets stabbed in the arm … ‘OH MY GOD, I’VE BEEN STABBED … ??? … ooooo, garlic butter!’

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  • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So you can dual wield.

    1 hand baguette

    1 hand breaguetten knife

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  • borokov@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know a guy that nearly lost its thumb because of a baguette. A piece of the crust stuck under its nail. He didn’t paid attention at first, but it begins to become infected and necrotic. Ended up in the hospital for surgery and antibiotics.

    Never underestimate the baguette.

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  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. Forged was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon

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• ooterness@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s a bread knife.

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  • Mubelotix@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A bread knife must have teeth

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• huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Somebody touch my baguette!

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• Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait til that “assault with a deli weapon” guy hears about this

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• sdcSpade@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Add a gun and it’s a Bayoguette.

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• Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  the baguette outfit in clair obscur finally makes sense

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Baguette! Haa haarrr grr!

    Baguette!

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• brap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hon hon hon

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• chelatna@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  stabuette a little with my baguette

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I never leave my house without my tactical assault baguette!

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• Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh wow, I’ve never seen a stabaguette before!

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  • Lulzagna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bruchetti

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  hon hon homicide

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• UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We’re they riding a bicycle with a basket in front?

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Le pain!

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  • stringere@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This deserves more upvotes.

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• Blackout@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There were shuriken in the croissants as well

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• kn33@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That is aggressively French

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• hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Portable Guillotine. I love quick access revolté tools.

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• Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mmm, this one has got quite a sharp taste. I’ll take three.

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• DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The French have mastered protest and revolution.

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• cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Remember this meme: “you mess with Ratatouille, you get Stabatouille”.

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• Lexam@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I love that they gave it a crumb as well.

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• gbzm@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Une graine dans le bocal piment” ?

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  • falcunculus@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    reuters.com/…/fact-check-knife-concealed-in-bague…

    the photo was taken at the shop Chaise Longue, a chain which specialises in humorous and original collections of household items and gifts. The product, called “Baguette knife” can be seen on the Chaise Longue website.

    A price label is clearly visible next to the baguette in one of the pictures shared on social media saying “Une graine dans le bocal piment” (“A seed in the jar – chilli”), which is the name of a Chaise Longue product. It is a jar of chilli seeds, which is part of a range of different types of seeds in jars.

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    • gbzm@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Merci pour Le fact-check

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  plausible deniability: I was just cutting a baguette (to be read in French accent)

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• fubarx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Picnic-ready, self-contained baguette. Comes with a way to cut it. The other end (off camera) contains foil-wrapped cheese wedges.

  Pain vraiment complet.

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• Guilvareux@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s sure to get a rise outta the police

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