My favourite part has to be the fact that a box of poptarts contains 8 poytarts…
Important update: It's 10 poptarts
Submitted 2 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lambdabeta@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 days ago
You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Once every 2-3 years I forget what they’re like, see a box on the shelves, and think hey they actually look quite fun.
Then I get it home and the contents look fuck all like the picture on the front, and also it tastes, not bad as such, but disappointing and definitely not worth the calories.
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
The filling is like a bad taxidermy. You know what it is but it’s just not right. Icing is more of the same. The biscuit(?) part is cake flavored cardboard.
AA5B@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You have to buy frosted. You have to toast them. Otherwise they’re just cardboard: you can’t really tell them apart from the box
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Cheap garbage preservative junk food.
It’s trying to be some kind of fruit filled pastry. Imagine the cheapest ingredients you could source, to mass produce as many as possible with the longest shelf life possible. I think they probably come frozen? I haven’t had one since I was a kid like 30 years ago, and that would have been at a friends house because my parents wouldn’t but that crap.
I do eat other frozen type junk food though. Like frozen burritos. So it’s not like it’s beneath me or anything.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Lemmy do it for you… Koni.
felsiq@piefed.zip 1 day ago
Isn’t it Kerbie, or am I missing another layer of joke?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 days ago
After last week’s poodle-doping scandal and a Rottweiler disqualified for using non-standard toaster pastries, this good dog might just retrieve the gold in the Pup Tart Stacking category. Impressive showing at the very least.
krunklom@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Someone get this person a Nobel prize.
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Why you putting poptarts on pizza?
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Is a poptart a pizza?
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 days ago
Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
🎶Poptarts on a borzoi You know, you know This is serious 🎶
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You’re doing good work
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Does he get to eat the poptarts afterwards?
TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“'Do you have games on your phone?”
Assassassin@lemmy.world 2 days ago
How many pop tarts long is snoot?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The factory hasn’t produced enough to finish the measurement yet.
Assassassin@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That tracks, I don’t think anyone can count high enough anyway
aceshigh@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?
Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Probably some kind of anteater
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’ve heard tell of a long pig? Could this be it?
onyxjet@lemmy.world 2 days ago
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi
This fella
brunchyvirus@fedia.io 2 days ago
Looks like a borzoi/Russian wolfhound
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
It’s a Borzoi. Narrow dog with a white coat and a hose nose.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
😂
socsa@piefed.social 1 day ago
Great now it has captured my soul
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 days ago
This is the intro to a horror movie. You can't fool me.
unrealizedrealities@kbin.melroy.org 2 days ago
Bouger moi
padge@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
I had to count them myself to be sure. Checks out.
zd9@lemmy.world 2 days ago
l o n g b o y e
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 days ago
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
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