My favourite part has to be the fact that a box of poptarts contains 8 poytarts…
Important update: It's 10 poptarts
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lambdabeta@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Once every 2-3 years I forget what they’re like, see a box on the shelves, and think hey they actually look quite fun.
Then I get it home and the contents look fuck all like the picture on the front, and also it tastes, not bad as such, but disappointing and definitely not worth the calories.
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The filling is like a bad taxidermy. You know what it is but it’s just not right. Icing is more of the same. The biscuit(?) part is cake flavored cardboard.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Cheap garbage preservative junk food.
It’s trying to be some kind of fruit filled pastry. Imagine the cheapest ingredients you could source, to mass produce as many as possible with the longest shelf life possible. I think they probably come frozen? I haven’t had one since I was a kid like 30 years ago, and that would have been at a friends house because my parents wouldn’t but that crap.
I do eat other frozen type junk food though. Like frozen burritos. So it’s not like it’s beneath me or anything.
AA5B@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You have to buy frosted. You have to toast them. Otherwise they’re just cardboard: you can’t really tell them apart from the box
ekZepp@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lemmy do it for you… Koni.
felsiq@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Isn’t it Kerbie, or am I missing another layer of joke?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
it’s kermie, because the audio is miss piggy
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
After last week’s poodle-doping scandal and a Rottweiler disqualified for using non-standard toaster pastries, this good dog might just retrieve the gold in the Pup Tart Stacking category. Impressive showing at the very least.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Why you putting poptarts on pizza?
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Is a poptart a pizza?
Assassassin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How many pop tarts long is snoot?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The factory hasn’t produced enough to finish the measurement yet.
Assassassin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That tracks, I don’t think anyone can count high enough anyway
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You’re doing good work
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
🎶Poptarts on a borzoi You know, you know This is serious 🎶
krunklom@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Someone get this person a Nobel prize.
TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“'Do you have games on your phone?”
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
😂
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Does he get to eat the poptarts afterwards?
aceshigh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?
Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Probably some kind of anteater
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve heard tell of a long pig? Could this be it?
onyxjet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi
This fella
brunchyvirus@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Looks like a borzoi/Russian wolfhound
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It’s a Borzoi. Narrow dog with a white coat and a hose nose.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
This is the intro to a horror movie. You can't fool me.
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Great now it has captured my soul
zd9@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
l o n g b o y e
unrealizedrealities@kbin.melroy.org 3 weeks ago
Bouger moi
padge@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I had to count them myself to be sure. Checks out.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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