2, 5, 9
I would be so happy.
I'd choose 4 tbh
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isekaihero@ani.social 3 days ago
samus12345@lemm.ee 2 days ago
I only want 5 and 9.
Zahtu@feddit.org 2 days ago
Easy: 3x Pill No. 9 please.
One for me, and the other two i will use to either: a) give to Close Friends and/or Family B) a complete Stranger from the streets C) keep in storage for my Offspring when they are in a Pinch of losing the family wealth that i built
No one says you gonna take the pills you Pick. Certainly that way you could also Take 2x No. 1 for your worst enemies (or CEOs)
mcmodknower@programming.dev 4 days ago
Only 9, the rest are useless/bad for me. 1 and 2 are nearly the same, and not a thing i have a problem with. 3 idk what the benifit of it should be. 4 i am tall enough. 5 would be nice sometimes, but at other times it would only cause you to break things. 6 it would be bad to not be able to cry in bad situations, as these are also part of life. 7 i don’t need publicity 8 i don’t have an ex 9 you can do a lot with money in this world
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
2 and 9, keep the change
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Food brings me joy and money brings me food, need nothing else in life.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Why not throw in 5 for ease of life. Washer died, can carry it to the curb with ease and not have to ever bother someone else. I realize you can just hire people but I feel like super strength is ultimately just a lazy perk, and damn I’m lazy. Back hurts from playing with your kids, psh, they way about the same as a penny, wouldnt even need to think about it.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 3 days ago
1,2,9.
zxqwas@lemmy.world 3 days ago
- As long as i can stop smiling at funerals. I’m not unhappy but more is better.
Then 4. 5. Or 9. Are my options.
I’ll probably take 9. I have enough money today but I’ve been disciplined with my spending my entire life. It’s just something that I can stop thinking about.
- Or 5. Would just be vanity, but if I’m happy I don’t really see the problem. Maybe 2. So I don’t have to think about that either.
chunes@lemmy.world 3 days ago
5, 6, 9. Come on now.
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 3 days ago
All you need is 6, the rest are just things you hope will make you happy.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
5,6,9 only ones that really make a big difference in the grand scheme of things.
Being super strong would mean you’d likely end up doing a lot of physical activity for yourself and others, but it would also mean that your resting metabolism is significantly higher than baseline which handily takes care of the fat/weight problem.
Being taller would be fine I guess but, and I say this as a woman in the bottom 25% in height, it wouldn’t actually make any substantial difference in life, beyond being able to touch the floor in a standard chair.
Having a lot of money takes care of shopping without stopping it, As well as the followers thing (rich people are often famous, and if not they can dump some money into something to make them famous if they want) and I feel being happy over-rides forgetting your ex, cuz you wouldn’t feel bad about it.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 days ago
5,6,9. Already have 1,2
qarbone@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Hit me with the 159, chef.
Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 3 days ago
2, 5, and 9 for me
lud@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I choose 4 and 9. I really have no interest in any of the others.
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 3 days ago
After 9 you can just buy all the others
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 3 days ago
5, 7 and 9 so I can start a revolution. I’ve made my peace with the fact that most people follow, live and die for people, not ideals and values (only the leaders do, and when they don’t it all collapses), might as well play my role with my new superpowers, lol.
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 3 days ago
69!
laranis@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
#4 three times. The rest seem fleeting (money) or attainable through hard work (strength). Unlike others in these comments, I think being happy constantly would be its own type of hell.
But being tall is like being attractive. It is life on easy mode. As a slightly-less-than-average-height person an extra 6 inches would probably be the most permanent, positive impact any of these would have.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
No more fat? Like, for me or for the entire world? Because that’s terrifying either way. I’d die within minutes in either case.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 days ago
With 5, 7 and 9 I could start a cult.
MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 4 days ago
2, 5, 9
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
9,9,6 with lots of money causes sadness
MTK@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Noy choosing 5 and 6 is plain stupid. While always being happy probably means some social issues, these can be mitigated by learning to fake sadness. And super strength is obviously super useful.
I’m assuming this isn’t a genie moment where super strength means you destroy everything because you don’t control it or whatever.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 3 days ago
1 already covers 2, and I have enough of 6. Happy all the time would probably turn me into an even lazier person. A little concern now and then keeps me engaged with the world.
1, 5, 9. Health, strength, $$$$$.
WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
1 kills you because you need some fat to live
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Dang it!!! Ahhhhh! I can’t store fat-soluble nutrients anymore! Ahhhhhhh
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
Well, 6 is just learning disability and 9 is a missing moral compass.
mriormro@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Depression is a learning disability?
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
Happyness is.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
3, 6, 9
heatermcteets@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Damn you fine
atlien51@lemm.ee 3 days ago
You’re really that much of a shopaholic?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
No, I thought it meant I would never have to go shopping again and answered based on that.
Ste41th@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
5/9/7
Get followers and then ask each one for $1 and tell them tot don’t monthly to support the greater good.
WereCat@lemmy.world 3 days ago
After 9 the 6 is bundled in for free
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
5 and 9 pretty op compared to others so most people will choose that. From the others i guess and extra 5cm never hurts so im going with the same as op.
Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
None please