Go fuck yourself you rock loving perv, take your big stone post and deposit your filthy sediment somewhere else!
Rocky rock rocking
Submitted 3 days ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/3d3c7ee9-e36c-46a8-b1b3-66fc8367b01d.jpeg
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WILSOOON@programming.dev 3 days ago
SirQuack@feddit.nl 3 days ago
Hey, fuck you and your kink shaming
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
What if a child saw this post? Do you want children to get traumatised by this disgusting sinful rock perversion?
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Everyone knows all rocks are flat this is just NASA propaganda.
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You’re out of your element, fleshoid.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 days ago
Hey dude, fleshoid is not the preferred nomenclature, its meatbag.
some_dude@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Walter, I’m not talking about someone who built the Spaceroads…
groolthedemon@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Rocks aren’t real people!!! Wake the fuck up and follow your instincts! It’s all a conspiracy conjured up by big GEOLOGY!
griff@lemmings.world 3 days ago
um…ROCK Hudson?? Dwayne Johnson?
groolthedemon@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Obviously sleeper agents to spread the infernal unnatural words of the geologist conspiracy. Rock Hudson! Just look how long they’ve been keeping the blinders on all of us.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 3 days ago
True. OP needs to do his own reading.
groolthedemon@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The Brotherhood of Stone has been at this for centuries making people believe in rocks. Its the most despicable, heinous, ludicrous conspiracy that has its claws reaching into everything, literally everything. I’ve been researching it for decades and I still haven’t found just how far the rabbit hole goes.
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 3 days ago
Rocks are real people. That’s why they make great pets.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Rocks are not mere pets, do not be so arrogant to think of them as such. You might think of them as tools but you’d be wrong about that was well. We are the tools. We have been tools from the moment a human first picked up on of those profane things. A rock hungers for violence and murder yet lacks the capacity to perform such feats on its own. They use us, like Cain of old, to turn the grindstone wet with blood for goals beyond our understanding.
wabafee@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That’s pet rock. I thought they discontinued that thing.
ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“The guy made a million dollars!”
drmoose@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Clearly it’s an egg of a momma stone
wtckt@lemm.ee 2 days ago
That’s a rock, alright.
cute_noker@feddit.dk 2 days ago
Its actually a stone
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Source?
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
No, it’s not.
It’s a giant pebble, get your facts straight
AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I would describe it more as a well rounded piece of gravel, just calling it a rock disregards the geological implications of fluid transport and energy involved with a well rounded stone of that size.
ameancow@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Wow, just TYPICAL that one of “you people” would just IGNORE the fact that the object is actually an accumulation of particles that were formed in a number of astronomical events over billions of years, I guess you don’t even CARE about the rich history that went into this object and only care if it’s “well rounded.”
LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw rocks
PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 2 days ago
Without banana for scale it could be boulder or asteroid
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Even a pebble
My god, when do the lies end?!
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 3 days ago
That is an island!
lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Nobody is an island
4oreman@lemy.lol 3 days ago
yeah, but its not THE Rock
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 days ago
That is not a pipe
doug@lemmy.today 3 days ago
I will fucking murder you over this rock.
kaerypheur@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Rock N’ Roll will never die! 😎🤘🎸
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 days ago
But this one’s not rollin’
… Otherwise we’d be hatin’
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Rock and roll was slain by the metal in the year 2012 but rose again as an undead revenant abomination. Yeah it won’t die now but it had to die in order to become that way. They’re trying to cover it up but I know the truth.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 days ago
My first thought was it being an incorrect first line and my brain went “and I’m getting stoned.”
“She got a rock And I’m gettin’ stoned”
But then had that very programmed feeling of you shouldn’t say that because you aren’t getting stoned and you don’t want people to think of you as getting up and getting stoned on a Saturday morning. Talk about being programmed to fear what other people think.
Anyways Eric Church has a couple songs I liked
Onyxonblack@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Fossilized Egg
ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It’s a lovely rock dear. Good job well done.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m sorry but if you’d like to have an argument you’ll have to pay.
ReiRose@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Yes it was.
Surp@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That’s not a rock
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Ce n’est pas un rocher
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 3 days ago
Huh, here I thought it was an egg.
infectoid@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I’ll be taking that rare earth mineral and you will say thank you. It’s for your own safety.
MTK@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Fuck you!
madjo@feddit.nl 2 days ago
Is no rock, is troll kid!
swordfish@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Of any rock you could have posted, you post this thing? Bleh.
Budama25@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Some of us like that ‘thing’!
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I definitely wouldn’t argue about this
kwedd@feddit.nl 3 days ago
Yes you would!
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Ho, buddy.
Turret3857@infosec.pub 2 days ago
i saw that rock posting on lemmy.ml.
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 3 days ago
This is not a pipe
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Image was made with AI
Aneb@lemmy.world 2 days ago
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