I’ve seen this bot here since January, and the fucking thing still doesn’t let up.
You can add me on Friendica
Well that’s a huge red flag right there. Nobody uses Friendica.
This fucking bot is still out there messaging
Submitted 9 hours ago by potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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umbraroze@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Irelephant@lemm.ee 44 minutes ago
@sunshine@lemmy.ca is annoyed at you now.
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 9 hours ago
“Listen. And understand. Nicole is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are phished!”
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Is it a phishing attempt? I figured it was drive-by malware or camgirl spam or something
ShepherdPie@midwest.social 5 hours ago
Last time this account made it’s rounds, someone found a pic they’d posted of a buttplug with an old, bald white man clearly reflecting back off of the shiny parts. The account immediately deleted the photo after that user pointed it out.
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 6 hours ago
I don’t actually know, but I had to finish the quote with something snappy.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Dibs!
technohippie@slrpnk.net 3 hours ago
I wonder what this bot is trying to do. The friendica being just a weird profile, the discord just had a bunch of confused basement dwellers and I haven’t seen any creepy links trying to rob us…
pyre@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I just got one too
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 9 hours ago
There is always that vanishingly small chance this is a real person confused as to why nobody responds and their accounts keep getting banned. :-)
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 8 hours ago
Someone who truly just wants to make new friends! Nooooo
taiyang@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I got only one, but I didn’t block it so we’ll see.
It’s a shame people can’t just seek out friends at random for real, but in this day and age it’s obviously a scam.
Granted, Lemmy people… idk, I guess a Lemmy friend is the kind you dm when you accidentally break your Linux. Or idk, discuss Marxism? Lol
muhyb@programming.dev 2 hours ago
Blocking doesn’t work since they create new accounts on bunch of different Lemmy instances every time.
tomenzgg@midwest.social 7 hours ago
You’d doubt the Fediverse Chick‽
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Assuming all of you are 35-55 year old obese guys with beards living in your parents’ basement kept me safe as a teen and I’m sticking with it now too.
apostrofail@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Doubt
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Who thought “you can call me fediverse chick” would work? Please tell me no one has fallen for this fucking thing.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I clicked on her video stream months ago when I saw it. It’s a real person. She was just typing into a computer, smoking a cigerette. Then I got bored and closed out of it.
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
I “finally” got one as well.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 hours ago
I reported this bot twice.
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 8 hours ago
What’s the purpose of such a message?
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 8 hours ago
Almost all of these turn into attempts to get the target to buy into some crypto scam or other.
It’s not meant to catch people who are moderately aware, it’s meant to catch the stupid, ignorant, and easy to manipulate. Being an obvious scam is part of the utility - it saves time by naturally filtering out anyone who is too aware to actually give them any money.
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 8 hours ago
Ah. Gotcha. It’s super annoying. I wish there was a way to block messages based on keywords, but this isn’t really the purpose of Lemmy. I guess, neither is scamming people, but here we are.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Oh no
I’m never leavin’
This acne makes me too slow
(Push Nicole there)
(God, Rastafari)
Nicole, I love you
I’ll never leave you
Without you I turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole
Nicole, I love you
I’m thinking of you
With every motion I make
When the stars are above you
Know that I miss you
And I’ll be there sooner than you think
Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole
Nicole, I love you
I’ll never leave you
Without you I turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole
Nicole, I love you
I’m thinkin’ of you
With every motion I make
When the stars are above you
Know that I miss you
And I’ll be there sooner than you think
Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole
Boo do do do do do do do do do
Doo do dwee doop do do do do do
Doo do dweep doop doo do do do do
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
Ba ba ba bum
Nicole
Ba ba ba ba ba bum…
Nicole
Nicole…
Take a toke of that smoke
Make that joke and crack that yolk
Nicole
Want to love, rise above in the glove
Nicole
What can I say? That I’m gone today I can’t stay
Nicole
Go home please please believe
You aren’t…cause you’re built for speed babe
Nicole
Ohhh, think of Old…Old Queen Cole
Cocoa Puff man, you know who you are
I’ve seen your cocoa puff man, Nicole, hahahahaha
Nicole, Nicole
I seen the whole fucking…I seen your cocoa puff man Nicole
Hahahaha…man
Fucking cunt…you fucking cunt
You never called me…
Fucking…cunt (fuck cunt fuck cunt fuck cunt)
Fuck that man…fuck
Go and hang up the phone
I’ll fucking kick your fucking ass man right now
Fucking bitch - hang up the fucking phone man
Hang up the fucking phone
Fuck man, turn off the ringer
You cunt man, fuck it
Turn off the ringer right now
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck her (ck her ck her ck her ck her ck her)
Shit, yeah, exactly, damn…
Yeah, I’ve seen your cocoa puff man
We’re now entering the cabin
We’re going to- we’re going to flush the toilet on the air
Get some more cord in here
Oooh, flush Nicole down the toilet, hahahaha
Cause I’ve seen her cocoa puff man
Fuckin’ cunt, wash my hands, wash her rim
Wear the glove, Nicole
How can I say, I’m gone today, I can’t stay, Nicole
Hey, who clogged the sink?
It’s clogged, man, clogged, the sink’s clogged
I’m gonna wash her off my hands and the sink is clogged
Please don’t be, it’s you I need, cause you’re built for speed, Nicole
…Paper towels…
…Nicole…
…There we go!..
Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nico-o-o-o-le!
Where you at, man? Where you at?
Fuck these shit! Call me back!
How come you never call him?
How come you never call my buggy, Nicole?
Fucking cunt!
You never call my buggy back!
You out there, Nicole? You listening to this?
He called you so many times and you never call him back
You never call my buggy
Did you hear that, Nicole?
Fuck! Fucking cunt!
Call me back!Mothra@mander.xyz 9 hours ago
I could swear the photos were different for me, but yes I also got the “friend request”
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 8 hours ago
Yeah I wish this bot would fuck off for good.
fubarx@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
I feel so honored. Got one of these today.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
Hey there, this the chick you’ve been talking about.
I need 10000 give it to me now
Supervisor194@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I don’t know if it’s because I use old.lemmy or what but I have no idea wtf this meme is about.
Irelephant@lemm.ee 41 minutes ago
Its just a spambot, not everyone has gotten the message.
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 8 hours ago
I am legit curious about that discord server and who is in it
TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 8 hours ago
The chat room with a /hell sounds nice.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
Other bots
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 hours ago
Instance based skill issue, apparently.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 16 minutes ago
I’ve only ever received one from them. One of the fediverse’s flaws is no central blacklist so if your instance isn’t moderated well and actively you’re gonna have a bad time.
I think I remember them talking about tools and lists to share between instances but idk what the progress is on that or who was in charge of it.