I’ve seen this bot here since January, and the fucking thing still doesn’t let up.
There is always that vanishingly small chance this is a real person confused as to why nobody responds and their accounts keep getting banned. :-)
This fucking bot is still out there messaging
Submitted 4 weeks ago by potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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xia@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 4 weeks ago
Someone who truly just wants to make new friends! Nooooo
JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
“Why doesn’t anyone wanna be my friend? I’ve asked everyone… Asked them multiple times!”
Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
umbraroze@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You can add me on Friendica
Well that’s a huge red flag right there. Nobody uses Friendica.
Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
@sunshine@lemmy.ca is annoyed at you now.
Sunshine@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
I really do like the project!
a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
i actually made an account a few weeks back just to take a look at it
tomenzgg@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
You’d doubt the Fediverse Chick‽
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Assuming all of you are 35-55 year old obese guys with beards living in your parents’ basement kept me safe as a teen and I’m sticking with it now too.
apostrofail@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Doubt
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Who thought “you can call me fediverse chick” would work? Please tell me no one has fallen for this fucking thing.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I clicked on her video stream months ago when I saw it. It’s a real person. She was just typing into a computer, smoking a cigerette. Then I got bored and closed out of it.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Does she know her picture is being used to spam Lemmy?
Rubanski@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I gives me “penguin of d00m” vibes
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Hi, I’m Nicolas, but you can call me the TSAR OF THE GREAT RUSSIAN EMPIRE
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Still like you more than Putin.
technohippie@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
I wonder what this bot is trying to do. The friendica being just a weird profile, the discord just had a bunch of confused basement dwellers and I haven’t seen any creepy links trying to rob us…
taiyang@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I got only one, but I didn’t block it so we’ll see.
It’s a shame people can’t just seek out friends at random for real, but in this day and age it’s obviously a scam.
Granted, Lemmy people… idk, I guess a Lemmy friend is the kind you dm when you accidentally break your Linux. Or idk, discuss Marxism? Lol
muhyb@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Blocking doesn’t work since they create new accounts on bunch of different Lemmy instances every time.
MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
I think the issue is the “random” part of it. If I had a back and forth with someone on a gaming or LGBT or political organizing community, and the exchange was pleasant and they wanted to chat more, I wouldn’t be opposed, but if I’ve never interacted with someone and they are essentially spamming any and everyone the same copypasta, yea that’s not someone I want to interact with. Shout out to lemmings that help with Linux too.
potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish 4 weeks ago
it’s from different users on different instances blocking won’t work :(
Sudomeapizza@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
After hearing about this for months, I have finally also been the recipient of them xD
I just find it most amusing that their room for chatting is “hell”
Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I got it, too, banned the sender, and deleted it as it was obviously a scam. But now that it seems to come back, what was it about, actually? Do they just want to harvest data, or what did they want?
Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Romance scammer, i’d assume.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
So, the “I love you, send me money so I can come visit you” thing?
Shimitar@downonthestreet.eu 4 weeks ago
Got a few myself! Looks like whoever is behind it keep registering on different instances.
Would be interesting to know why they do it
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
I’m afraid they’re doing this to harass whoever’s that girl in the picture
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
What is this, like, the opposite of occam’s razor? The least likely, most esoteric possible explanation is the true one?
Shimitar@downonthestreet.eu 4 weeks ago
How that possible? Looks like a random photo, or whatever.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
I want to do a deeper investigation to find who is behind it
Allero@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Can instance admins check her IP?
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’ve only ever received one from them. One of the fediverse’s flaws is no central blacklist so if your instance isn’t moderated well and actively you’re gonna have a bad time.
I think I remember them talking about tools and lists to share between instances but idk what the progress is on that or who was in charge of it.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
I reported this bot twice.
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 4 weeks ago
What’s the purpose of such a message?
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 4 weeks ago
Almost all of these turn into attempts to get the target to buy into some crypto scam or other.
It’s not meant to catch people who are moderately aware, it’s meant to catch the stupid, ignorant, and easy to manipulate. Being an obvious scam is part of the utility - it saves time by naturally filtering out anyone who is too aware to actually give them any money.
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 4 weeks ago
Ah. Gotcha. It’s super annoying. I wish there was a way to block messages based on keywords, but this isn’t really the purpose of Lemmy. I guess, neither is scamming people, but here we are.
Mothra@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
I could swear the photos were different for me, but yes I also got the “friend request”
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 4 weeks ago
Not Nigerian enough.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Instance checks out
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Ugh I know. Do I look like I’m after something like that? Stupid bots.
TheMachineStops@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Wow so many people got it.
charonn0@startrek.website 4 weeks ago
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
Amazing. I’ve lost count.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Me neither. We’re so unlovable, even the bots stay away!
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
I “finally” got one as well.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Oh no
I’m never leavin’
This acne makes me too slow
(Push Nicole there)
(God, Rastafari)
Nicole, I love you
I’ll never leave you
Without you I turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole
Nicole, I love you
I’m thinking of you
With every motion I make
When the stars are above you
Know that I miss you
And I’ll be there sooner than you think
Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole
Nicole, I love you
I’ll never leave you
Without you I turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole
Nicole, I love you
I’m thinkin’ of you
With every motion I make
When the stars are above you
Know that I miss you
And I’ll be there sooner than you think
Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole
Boo do do do do do do do do do
Doo do dwee doop do do do do do
Doo do dweep doop doo do do do do
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
Ba ba ba bum
Nicole
Ba ba ba ba ba bum…
Nicole
Nicole…
Take a toke of that smoke
Make that joke and crack that yolk
Nicole
Want to love, rise above in the glove
Nicole
What can I say? That I’m gone today I can’t stay
Nicole
Go home please please believe
You aren’t…cause you’re built for speed babe
Nicole
Ohhh, think of Old…Old Queen Cole
Cocoa Puff man, you know who you are
I’ve seen your cocoa puff man, Nicole, hahahahaha
Nicole, Nicole
I seen the whole fucking…I seen your cocoa puff man Nicole
Hahahaha…man
Fucking cunt…you fucking cunt
You never called me…
Fucking…cunt (fuck cunt fuck cunt fuck cunt)
Fuck that man…fuck
Go and hang up the phone
I’ll fucking kick your fucking ass man right now
Fucking bitch - hang up the fucking phone man
Hang up the fucking phone
Fuck man, turn off the ringer
You cunt man, fuck it
Turn off the ringer right now
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck her (ck her ck her ck her ck her ck her)
Shit, yeah, exactly, damn…
Yeah, I’ve seen your cocoa puff man
We’re now entering the cabin
We’re going to- we’re going to flush the toilet on the air
Get some more cord in here
Oooh, flush Nicole down the toilet, hahahaha
Cause I’ve seen her cocoa puff man
Fuckin’ cunt, wash my hands, wash her rim
Wear the glove, Nicole
How can I say, I’m gone today, I can’t stay, Nicole
Hey, who clogged the sink?
It’s clogged, man, clogged, the sink’s clogged
I’m gonna wash her off my hands and the sink is clogged
Please don’t be, it’s you I need, cause you’re built for speed, Nicole
…Paper towels…
…Nicole…
…There we go!..
Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nico-o-o-o-le!
Where you at, man? Where you at?
Fuck these shit! Call me back!
How come you never call him?
How come you never call my buggy, Nicole?
Fucking cunt!
You never call my buggy back!
You out there, Nicole? You listening to this?
He called you so many times and you never call him back
You never call my buggy
Did you hear that, Nicole?
Fuck! Fucking cunt!
Call me back!AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
Yeah I wish this bot would fuck off for good.
OmegaMan@lemmings.world 4 weeks ago
Got one too. What’s funny is this is not even a good photo.
potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish 4 weeks ago
looks taken from a video. my guess is it’s a random girl who they stole it from.
Kitathalla@lemy.lol 4 weeks ago
It’s like the misspellings in the phishing emails: it ensures only people who will fall for the trick will respond. If some model messaged you out of the blue, you’re more likely to be suspicious or you feel that you’re super attractive and a model might actually reach out to you. Either way you’re more likely to not bite on the bait.
OmegaMan@lemmings.world 4 weeks ago
I’m not even talking about the beauty of the woman in the photo, I just mean it’s a blurry, poorly-lit photo that’s taken at a bad angle.
WhyFlip@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Why haven’t I gotten one? Where are you all posting?
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
rarWars@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
I’ve still somehow never gotten one, despite being on here for a while. (I hope this doesn’t jinx it lol)
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Hi, I’m Nicole! But you can call me the Fediverse Chick :D
I’m a proud Polish girl from Toronto (29 y/o)
I’m currently taking the pre-health sciences program at Toronto Metropolitan University hoping to get into the medical field someday!
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Hi 👋 I’m Nicole👧! But🍑 you☝️ can call me 😅the Fediverse🌍 Chick🐣 :D
I’m a proud😊 Polish🇮🇩 girl👧 from Toronto🇨🇦 (29 y/o)
I’m currently🕑 taking the pre-health❤️🩹 sciences🔣 program at Toronto🇨🇦 Metropolitan🏙 University👩🎓 hoping☺️ to get into👈 the medical🚑 field🏟 someday📆!
Allero@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Hi, I’m Nicole! But you can call me the Fediverse Bitch :D
I’m a proud romance scammer from a basement (45 y/o)
I’m currently taking therapy hoping to leave this bullshit for something meaningful to society!
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Hey there, this the chick you’ve been talking about.
I need 10000 give it to me now
JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Very tempted to change my display name to Fediverse Chick.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
Has anybody actually followed the links? I’m mildly curious.
TanteRegenbogen@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I am curious too. We should investigate.
Kitathalla@lemy.lol 4 weeks ago
Lol, I got mine yesterday. I’d always felt sooooo left out.
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
“Listen. And understand. Nicole is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are phished!”
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Is it a phishing attempt? I figured it was drive-by malware or camgirl spam or something
ShepherdPie@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
Last time this account made it’s rounds, someone found a pic they’d posted of a buttplug with an old, bald white man clearly reflecting back off of the shiny parts. The account immediately deleted the photo after that user pointed it out.
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
I don’t actually know, but I had to finish the quote with something snappy.
Nerrad@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Get ready to be “pig butchered”.
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
Pig butchered? I’m already halfway there!
TanteRegenbogen@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Catphished?