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Submitted ⁚⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁚SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁚[deleted]⁩

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    What did Dave think of it? None of us matter if Dave actually appreciated the (albeit minimal, noncommittal) gesture

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    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Yeah this is between them. Leave them alone or offer support. Negativity won’t help anything

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      • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        don’t put it on Twitter if you don’t want people seeing it and possibly talking shit. it’s not between them anymore. social media has fucked people’s brains, main character syndrome.

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      • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        If it was between them they wouldn’t be posting it on social media

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    • Almrond@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      I would like to point out that actors are usually contractually obligated to maintain a specific appearance. Stamos may literally have not been able to shave his head in solidarity, so while seemingly noncommittal I think there could be more to the gesture. As you say, Dave is the only authority on the matter either way.

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    • TheFriar@lemm.ee ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Well wasn’t he dating Alanis Morisette when he was 30 and she was 17

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      • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        How’s that relevant to the bald thing?

        Not defending it, but what’s it have to do with Dave liking the gesture or not

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    • Pacmanlives@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      If I was in that kind of spot I would full support a friend of mine making fun of it. Humor is the best medicine as they say

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  • nothingcorporate@lemmy.today ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Being mad about this instead of Dave Coulier “dating” Alanis Morisette when he was in his 30s and she was 17 is like being mad at Obama about wearing a tan suit and not all the drone bombings or mass-deportations.

    We’re bad at picking what to be pissed about.

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    • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Well you say that, but this Stamos guy is a fucking asshole, why didn’t he simply go rogue and shave his head and shutdown whatever production he is working on while his hair grows back, like those people working on it with him can take a few months without pay

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      • TheMinions@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        This was my first thought. I bet his hair has it’s own contract and he couldn’t break it.

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      • leftytighty@slrpnk.net ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        Having been forced to make a gesture at gun point a bald cap remained his only option

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      You oughta know.

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      • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        Ironic.

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    • Outhouse_dayz@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Came here to say , who cares if the pedo has cancer ffs.

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    • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Playing Devil’s advocate, is he autistic? A lot of autistic guys tend to date younger and find them easier to relate with. She was 17? guess it depends on the law. Kinda silly that only a few months or weeks later and he’s not “a creep”.

      Has he done anything else after that?

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      • LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        I left Bluesky to read men’s takes on Lemmy being “child rape is equivalent to a brown suit, despite the child herself writing and speaking about the pain and agony of that relationship,” and "autism is the same as pedophilia "Amazing takes, Lemmy.

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      • dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        You’re right, the difference being a few weeks is silly. There should be a tier system instead. Like 15-, 16-17, 18-20, 21-24. If you’re an old fart, you can only date over 25. If you’re within one of the tiers, you can date within the same tier and maintain any relationship that was started when you were previously in the same tier. Something like that, but with a little more polish.

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      • Kichae@lemmy.ca ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        Do
 Do you actually think you’re being downvoted by people cheering on Johnny Fuckinf Depp? Or are you just whining because you’re learning that your bad takes are also bad?

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      • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        devil’s advocate

        Opinion disregarded. That’s why you were downvoted, btw. If you have a point worth making, don’t couch it in “devil’s advocate” bullshit

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    • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Except that she was 18 not 17. And though that age gap is still quite something it’s not a “Matt Gaetz scandal” level something. And if you’d actually ever listen to the song you’d know she was pissed about him leaving her for an older woman.

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  • todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I really don’t care about either of these men, but they seem like they’re having fun and nobody that matters seems to care that he wore a bald cap instead of shaving his head. In fact, it kinda seems like that’s the joke


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  • brightandshinyobject@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I wonder if they can cut it out.

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      John checking his xitter replies like “oh mylanta đŸ˜©â€

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      cutting out fake drama? they can’t, they crave it.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I’m gonna give Stamos the benefit of the doubt as say maybe he needs the hair for work. No seriously. He’s an actor, their appearance and image are work relevant.

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  • tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I see nothing wrong with doing a gesture in support of a friend.

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    • Shir0a@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      I think what people see as wrong with it is these sorts of gestures are usually actually shaving your hair off in support. As a way of saying you’re in this together and there to support the individual. This method comes off as disingenuous because you can just take the cap off and go back to your normal life, the other person can’t.

      Ultimately it’s between them, but if you’re going to publicize it. It comes off as shallow and an attempt at making yourself a part of someone else’s illness

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  • tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    So what you’re supposed to cut your arm off to support a one armed friend?

    Cut it out!

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    • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Well if it grew back like hair
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      • tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        Right. I’m calling out the person in the screenshot who compared it to arms.

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Hehe, “cut it out”. Hehe.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      And the easiest way to lose a few pounds. Win-win!

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  • sartalon@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    A. Who gives a fuck if Stamos didn’t actually shave his head.

    B. Fuck Dave Coulier.

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    • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Wait, what did Dave Coulier do?

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      • sartalon@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        Date a 17 year old when he was 30. Just sex predator stuff.

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  • udon@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Look at his hairline. He’s balding anyway so just gave it a try to see if he likes it. Made a PR campaign out of it, end of story

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  • tatterdemalion@programming.dev ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Coullier looks good bald. Stamos, not so much.

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    • flicker@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Stamos looks unnatural in a way I’m surprised by.

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      • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        That’s because an unnatural portion of his personality is his hair.

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  • LePoisson@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I think when you’re probably shooting (as in filming) stuff you can’t just shave your head in the middle of an ongoing project.

    Otherwise I’d agree with the sentiment he should actually shave his hair but in this specific circumstance it doesn’t feel disingenuous.

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Cut ✌

    It 👉

    Out 👍

    đŸ«¶

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Guess he really is paranoid about his hair

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      He’s got a great head of hair. My wife thinks he’s a bit of a nutter though, but in a good, nice way.

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      • Cataphract@lemmy.ml ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        sounds like the wife successfully threw you off the scent lol. Interesting that she went with the word “nutter” to describe him ;)

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  • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Maybe he expected the fans to have mercy on him.

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  • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I wish I looked as good calls as they do. I have a head as lumpy as an overripe orange.

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    • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Better than a raspberry!

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      • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        Very true! I look like an overripe fruit and I smell as though that fruit were a durian.

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  • Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    This reminds me of that reddit story about a mom who was pissed and went off on a hair stylist who wouldn’t shave his head for her daughter who had cancer

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    At least Dave got rid of that reverse Flock of Seagulls piece of shit.

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  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁚5⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    You can support someone without shaving your head. Using a bald cap is just disingenuous.

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