“Good for you, but what does that have to do with the job?”
Anon needs help responding to his coworker
Submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Etterra@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 months ago
And by job I mean my penis.
Tyfud@lemmy.world 7 months ago
My man. This is not the way.
pocopene@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Respond super excited, like when you meet someone who shares the same niche hobby than you: “I like girls too! So tell me, what have you found to be the best technic to eat pussy?”
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
A thespian you say? Why, I was in a production of Hamlet myself!
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Thespians? Aren’t those illegal in 7 states?
Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 months ago
Omg if they wear the clothes off the opposite gender
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
E tu, brute?
AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 7 months ago
“Neat.”
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 months ago
What prompted that disclosure? Could she smell the horniness emanating from Anon? Did he, as he noticed she was a woman, give off a vibe like a starving cartoon wolf imagining the main character as comprised entirely of sausages?
echodot@feddit.uk 7 months ago
I believe he started vibrating 15,000 Hertz. A totally normal response in the presence of all women, not the sign of a weirdo at all.
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
I respond by hoping I’m a girl in this scenario. Anon forgot to specify.
arin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Look at the image
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
Anon also forgot to lead with “be me”…
eran_morad@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“I, too, am a connoisseur of fine pussy.”
echodot@feddit.uk 7 months ago
Yeah this didn’t happen because there’s literally no reason to bring that up. Unless OP was being creepy which is totally possible given the website.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
“Hi, Lesbian, I’m anon.”
zloubida@lemmy.world 7 months ago
And I’m married, so I’m kind of asexual (at work), so we’re ought to be friends!
It’s probably a way for her not to be flirted with. To protect herself. So I’d say something reassuring like that.
LouNeko@lemmy.world 7 months ago
‘I know’
StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
As a man: “me too”
Final answer
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
In this case its a bit different but what i see is that everything is oversexualized but the effect of that is people are actually more lonely because every social interaction you do whit anyone who could be a sexual partner automatically becomes strange.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“Hell yeah I like chicks too!” go for a high five
Zementid@feddit.nl 7 months ago
Sorry that you feel obligated to mention this based on your past experiences. I hope our interactions are professional. Please let me know if I step over a line… my jokes are sometimes a little off, but I work on it.
With that out of the way … my Name is Anon, I am happily married. Now… let’s Beginn =]
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Anon must address her as “Lesbian” for now until eternity, considering that’s all she is.
cpw@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
So, do you pronounce the full name, “lesbian”, or do you shorten it to “les” or something?
No1@aussie.zone 7 months ago
“Well, then I now identify as a woman”
Ooh, boy. That seems inappropriate on so many levels. I think it offends pretty much everyone.
redisdead@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“I wasn’t interested”
bamfic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Shrug is the only correct response at work. Or maybe “that’s nice” to be more polite.
krashmo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Is that polite though? I get that it isn’t explicitly rude but I pretty much only use that phrase as short hand for “why are you talking about this you fucking weirdo?” I think it’s subtly rude at best.
BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 7 months ago
Most politeness is about rephrasing rudeness in a subtle way. What OP’s fictional coworker did in this fictional story is explicitly rude as it assumes the worst from meeting a new person, the most appropriate response would be something that is subtly, but noticeably, rude.
mriormro@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If a team lead, sight unseen, just tells you their sexual preference without any context or follow-up then yeah that’s fucking weird and they’re a weirdo.
echodot@feddit.uk 7 months ago
You need to say it slowly. “Okaaaay”
Maximum devastation
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Or “noted” or just “ok”
paddirn@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“Sounds like we both have something in common.”
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Hi Lesbian, I’m Anon.
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
This is infinitely funnier if OP is a woman
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 7 months ago
It’s time for anon to drop the classic dad joke
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
“Me too!”
caboose2006@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
“Don’t flatter yourself”
Mechaguana@programming.dev 7 months ago
What’s your best pickup line?
Alpha71@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s…”
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
“Hi, Lesbian, I’m Brian.”
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 7 months ago
Beat me to it! I already posted mine before I saw yours haha