Yeah this didn’t happen because there’s literally no reason to bring that up. Unless OP was being creepy which is totally possible given the website.
Anon needs help responding to his coworker
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echodot@feddit.uk 3 hours ago
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 hours ago
What prompted that disclosure? Could she smell the horniness emanating from Anon? Did he, as he noticed she was a woman, give off a vibe like a starving cartoon wolf imagining the main character as comprised entirely of sausages?
echodot@feddit.uk 3 hours ago
I believe he started vibrating 15,000 Hertz. A totally normal response in the presence of all women, not the sign of a weirdo at all.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 hours ago
“Hi, Lesbian, I’m Brian.”
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
If this is the US, straight to HR. 🤑
Etterra@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
“Good for you, but what does that have to do with the job?”
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
And by job I mean my penis.
Tyfud@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
My man. This is not the way.
pocopene@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Respond super excited, like when you meet someone who shares the same niche hobby than you: “I like girls too! So tell me, what have you found to be the best technic to eat pussy?”
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 hours ago
Anon must address her as “Lesbian” for now until eternity, considering that’s all she is.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
“Hell yeah I like chicks too!” go for a high five
Zementid@feddit.nl 9 hours ago
Sorry that you feel obligated to mention this based on your past experiences. I hope our interactions are professional. Please let me know if I step over a line… my jokes are sometimes a little off, but I work on it.
With that out of the way … my Name is Anon, I am happily married. Now… let’s Beginn =]
StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
As a man: “me too”
Final answer
cpw@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
So, do you pronounce the full name, “lesbian”, or do you shorten it to “les” or something?
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
A thespian you say? Why, I was in a production of Hamlet myself!
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
Thespians? Aren’t those illegal in 7 states?
Akasazh@feddit.nl 13 hours ago
Omg if they wear the clothes off the opposite gender
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
E tu, brute?
AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 22 hours ago
“Neat.”
eran_morad@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
“I, too, am a connoisseur of fine pussy.”
redisdead@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
“I wasn’t interested”
LouNeko@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
‘I know’
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
In this case its a bit different but what i see is that everything is oversexualized but the effect of that is people are actually more lonely because every social interaction you do whit anyone who could be a sexual partner automatically becomes strange.
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 21 hours ago
I respond by hoping I’m a girl in this scenario. Anon forgot to specify.
arin@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Look at the image
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 7 hours ago
Anon also forgot to lead with “be me”…
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 20 hours ago
“Hi, Lesbian, I’m anon.”
caboose2006@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
“Don’t flatter yourself”
zloubida@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
And I’m married, so I’m kind of asexual (at work), so we’re ought to be friends!
It’s probably a way for her not to be flirted with. To protect herself. So I’d say something reassuring like that.
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 8 hours ago
"THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE"
- Tourettes Guy
bamfic@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Shrug is the only correct response at work. Or maybe “that’s nice” to be more polite.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Or “noted” or just “ok”
krashmo@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Is that polite though? I get that it isn’t explicitly rude but I pretty much only use that phrase as short hand for “why are you talking about this you fucking weirdo?” I think it’s subtly rude at best.
BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 16 hours ago
Most politeness is about rephrasing rudeness in a subtle way. What OP’s fictional coworker did in this fictional story is explicitly rude as it assumes the worst from meeting a new person, the most appropriate response would be something that is subtly, but noticeably, rude.
mriormro@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
If a team lead, sight unseen, just tells you their sexual preference without any context or follow-up then yeah that’s fucking weird and they’re a weirdo.
sirico@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
You too…
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 21 hours ago
Hi Lesbian, I’m Anon.
paddirn@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
“Sounds like we both have something in common.”
Mechaguana@programming.dev 16 hours ago
What’s your best pickup line?
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 19 hours ago
It’s time for anon to drop the classic dad joke
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 20 hours ago
No1@aussie.zone 2 hours ago
“Well, then I now identify as a woman”
Ooh, boy. That seems inappropriate on so many levels. I think it offends pretty much everyone.