Anon needs help responding to his coworker

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Hi, Lesbian, I’m Brian.”

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  • 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Beat me to it! I already posted mine before I saw yours haha

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Good for you, but what does that have to do with the job?”

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And by job I mean my penis.

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    • Tyfud@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My man. This is not the way.

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• pocopene@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Respond super excited, like when you meet someone who shares the same niche hobby than you: “I like girls too! So tell me, what have you found to be the best technic to eat pussy?”

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• Nomecks@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A thespian you say? Why, I was in a production of Hamlet myself!

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  • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Thespians? Aren’t those illegal in 7 states?

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Omg if they wear the clothes off the opposite gender

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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    E tu, brute?

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• AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Neat.”

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What prompted that disclosure? Could she smell the horniness emanating from Anon? Did he, as he noticed she was a woman, give off a vibe like a starving cartoon wolf imagining the main character as comprised entirely of sausages?

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I believe he started vibrating 15,000 Hertz. A totally normal response in the presence of all women, not the sign of a weirdo at all.

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• eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “I, too, am a connoisseur of fine pussy.”

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• MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I respond by hoping I’m a girl in this scenario. Anon forgot to specify.

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  • arin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Look at the image

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    • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Anon also forgot to lead with “be me”…

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• echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yeah this didn’t happen because there’s literally no reason to bring that up. Unless OP was being creepy which is totally possible given the website.

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• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Hi, Lesbian, I’m anon.”

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• LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  ‘I know’

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• zloubida@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  And I’m married, so I’m kind of asexual (at work), so we’re ought to be friends!

  It’s probably a way for her not to be flirted with. To protect herself. So I’d say something reassuring like that.

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• StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  As a man: “me too”

  Final answer

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• Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Hell yeah I like chicks too!” go for a high five

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  In this case its a bit different but what i see is that everything is oversexualized but the effect of that is people are actually more lonely because every social interaction you do whit anyone who could be a sexual partner automatically becomes strange.

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• fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Anon must address her as “Lesbian” for now until eternity, considering that’s all she is.

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• Zementid@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sorry that you feel obligated to mention this based on your past experiences. I hope our interactions are professional. Please let me know if I step over a line… my jokes are sometimes a little off, but I work on it.

  With that out of the way … my Name is Anon, I am happily married. Now… let’s Beginn =]

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• cpw@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So, do you pronounce the full name, “lesbian”, or do you shorten it to “les” or something?

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• No1@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Well, then I now identify as a woman”

  Ooh, boy. That seems inappropriate on so many levels. I think it offends pretty much everyone.

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• redisdead@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “I wasn’t interested”

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• bamfic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Shrug is the only correct response at work. Or maybe “that’s nice” to be more polite.

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  • krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Is that polite though? I get that it isn’t explicitly rude but I pretty much only use that phrase as short hand for “why are you talking about this you fucking weirdo?” I think it’s subtly rude at best.

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    • BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Most politeness is about rephrasing rudeness in a subtle way. What OP’s fictional coworker did in this fictional story is explicitly rude as it assumes the worst from meeting a new person, the most appropriate response would be something that is subtly, but noticeably, rude.

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    • mriormro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If a team lead, sight unseen, just tells you their sexual preference without any context or follow-up then yeah that’s fucking weird and they’re a weirdo.

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You need to say it slowly. “Okaaaay”

      Maximum devastation

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  • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Or “noted” or just “ok”

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• paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Sounds like we both have something in common.”

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• jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hi Lesbian, I’m Anon.

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• itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is infinitely funnier if OP is a woman

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• 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s time for anon to drop the classic dad joke

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• Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The other L-word, Scott

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• NuWuX@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Me too!”

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• caboose2006@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Don’t flatter yourself”

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• Mechaguana@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What’s your best pickup line?

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• Alpha71@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s…”

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