Image I’m pretty sure this is how
Never store gerbils up your ass, we went over this!
Submitted 8 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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Just_Pizza_Crust@lemmy.world 8 months ago
TootSweet@lemmy.world 8 months ago
JD Vance’s fetish is broader than we knew previously. Gaming Chair BDSM.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Whats a Bshole?
TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
His bussy
Someguy89@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s where babies come from.
Bezier@suppo.fi 8 months ago
Looks like an attempt to censor “b*tthole”
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Dude farting out chlorine gas or something wtf?
pftbest@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Hydrogen Sulfide can damage concrete, not sure about the chair tho
Crikeste@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I’m pretty sure in the comment they confirmed it was from sitting cross legged with shoes on.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
User error. Check.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
No, anal emissions are the only expansion.
Jarix@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Anal leakage, also too much spicy food?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Seems probable
papalonian@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Only guess is bro doesn’t wipe or shower very well and is constantly doing the itchy-butthole-wiggle in his chair.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Shitty gaming chairs fall apart like this. There are a lot of shitty gaming chairs. Funny, I got what I thought was a cheap-ass ikea chair and it’s still trucking along just fine.
CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I fucking hate my Milberget chair from Ikea. I was there a few weeks ago checking out chairs and didn’t find a single one that waw comfortible. Which one do you have?
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Markus. Don’t know if they make them anymore, had it for years.
Spezi@feddit.org 8 months ago
I can recommend the Corsair TC100.
At less than 180€ it was way cheaper than my previous one and is so mucb more comfortable.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 months ago
samus12345@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tale is nearly through
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Had to scroll way too far for a Lemmiwinks reference, especially on Lemmy.
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 8 months ago
You can say asshole on the Internet
Staubsaugernasenmann@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
*Bshole
xytaruka@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Taco bell claims another chair
ignotum@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That chair looks ripped up, if it was taco bell it would look more melted and/or burnt 🤔
TTH4P@lemm.ee 8 months ago
He clearly ripped out his skidmark rather than clean it
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
I’ve had cheap fake leather chairs do this because they get wet from my ass and back sweating all over them.
NaoPb@eviltoast.org 8 months ago
I hate to say it but your boyfriend is having sex with his chair.
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
his abs-hole is his tummy-button.
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 8 months ago
It clearly means Automatic Breaking System hole
DharkStare@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I thought it said “his shole had teeth” and it took me awhile to both notice the B and to really be it was for censorship.
toynbee@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Bshole?
CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Yeah, you know, his bullshithole
toynbee@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Fair enough.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 8 months ago
One time my cousin Walter got this car stuck in his ass, true story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he did it again! Different cat, same results complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to him Jesus Walt what are you doing? You know you’re just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too, why don’t you knock it off! And he says to me “Thebeardedsinglemalt, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?”
dan@upvote.au 8 months ago
Don’t get a chair with cheap foam like that. Get one that uses mesh instead. More breathable, and it’ll last way longer. The Staples Hyken is pretty decent for the price, if you get it on sale (<$150).
The Herman Miller Aeron chair is still the best, but it’s very expensive. You might be able to get a good deal at a store that sells ex-office furniture, but a “good deal” for the Aeron is still $500-600. I think there’s some Amazon stores that sell them second hand. If you buy one new, they have a 15 year warranty that covers practically everything. My employer had a pretty big discount on new new ones for home use, from the supplier they use for the office.
Senshi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A mesh surface is not automatically longer lasting. Quite the contrary, actually:
Mesh is “less material per surface”. This means more stress is put on the strands than for a full cover upholstery.
Mesh is open, which over time means that dirt and grime will start gathering in the cushion beneath the mesh. This can end up pretty nasty over the years of heavy usage.
In the end, it’s always about proper materials: good quality foam exists and are used by some, but obviously it’s usually more expensive. Same for the surface material: there’s super cheap PVC leather that will start flaking off in weeks, and there’s high quality PVC leather that will last a decade. Or just go for real leather if you got the money. All of the closed surfaces have the advantage of being incredibly easy to clean and maintain: simply wipe them with a wet towel. For real leather, only a tiny bit of extra care is needed ( waxing ).
dan@upvote.au 8 months ago
the cushion beneath the mesh.
Neither my wife’s chair nor my chair has a cushion underneath the mesh. It’s just plastic underneath the mesh, and you can easily wipe dust off the plastic.
This means more stress is put on the strands than for a full cover upholstery.
While that may be true, I’ve had more issues with foam chairs than mesh chairs.
There are some foam + upholstery chairs that are very good though, like the Steelcase Gesture (which rivals the Herman Miller Aeron).
Pieresqi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
His roommate should clean his asshole more thoroughly 😖
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Only thing I can think of that would actually cause this is that bro is playing video games with butt toys in. We should celebrate that he is exploring the wonderful world off butt stuff but might need to have a conversation about moderation
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Sync the vibration with your controller and get back to me
elvith@feddit.org 8 months ago
Have you heard of buttplug.io?
Bgugi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Clench to prone
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
This could legitimately get me into hardcore gaming…
Crikeste@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Wearing your shoes while sitting cross legged on it would probably do this. In fact, I think that was the explanation on the original tweet.