This is how descriptivists try to cope.
Linguistics
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ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
BluesF@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Even descriptivists accept there has to be some degree of balance. Yes, language evolves, that doesn’t mean I can start calling my shoes bhurghs and expect anyone to know what I’m talking about.
But if it catches on…
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Except there’s quite a few descriptivists online that take that very stance.
puppy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Tell me this, why don’t “but” and “put” sound similar?
What about “height” and “weight”, what’s the rule here? And what makes a letter silent in a word? If any of these rules have exceptions, then why are there exceptions?
sundray@lemmus.org 2 years ago
Well, I mean describin’ ain’t easy.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Yes. English is evolved by whatever’s popular, ergo whatever the cool kids are doing. They’re actually going to make ‘fetch’ happen because there’s no one driving this crazy short bus just a bunch of cheerleaders on the roof and influencers tasting the back windows.
letsgo@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Great post. Fnrb wijjk blerb phtooie wagawaga nkkjqqz frup walawala madooie.
Edit: What do you mean you haven’t got a clue what I’m talking about?
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 years ago
People don’t say “that’s not a word” unless they understand. If they don’t understand they say “What?”. The point was that linguistics is the study of how language is used to communicate. “Cristofascist” is going to get added to a dictionary, but “nkkjqqz” isn’t, even though they’re both made up; one conveys meaning, the other doesn’t.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
this is kindergarden level argumentation lol
letsgo@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Or perhaps it’s a level of intelligence beyond your limited comprehension.
Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Phtooie waawaa ngizzk nizik wagag was plerb. 😮💨
nutt_goblin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
<Wow cool robot Gundam meme>
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I just like to point out that umami is a terrible word to import into English. Why? Because we already have a word for savory. It’s savory. Worse, umami doesn’t completely just mean savory. It also means meaty or deliciousness. In English, savory ≠ meaty, and deliciousness is subjective. The word just doesn’t translate cleanly. So when anybody uses umami to describe savory food, all they’re really doing is sounding like an imprecise, pretentious jackass.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
counterpoint: umami sounds cool
nikaaa@lemmy.world 2 years ago
One thing I learned: fuck dictionaries. Be creative. Invent words if you need them. As long as it’s understandable, that’s all fine.
stephen01king@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
While, at the same time, don’t be mad at people that don’t understand the word you used because they lack the context. Be educational, don’t gatekeep.
Lojcs@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Except if you’re talking about Turkish, TDK dictates what words are real, how they’re written and what they mean
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 years ago
Several languages have this. Spanish has the Real Academia Española (RAE) and French has something similar.
But they’re not generally in much of a different position than a dictionary is. If the people start using the language in new ways they have little recourse other than to accept it and amend their rules. If they refuse they’ll look antiquated and people start to question their influence.
They certainly do have influence of course, but the ultimate authority is the people who speak the language in the end.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
People always think the académie française is antiquated because it doesn’t like new anglicisms (old ones are fine though) and sometimes invents words. But in general language standardisation will always be seen as antiquated because it needs to lag behind at least a decade, otherwise things get standardised that are just a fad or where no general consensus has been found.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Do they monitor your private messages and fine you for typos or do they just codify the language which is taught in schools and used by the authorities? If it’s anything like German language regulation then it’s the latter and the way people actually talk and write slowly is adapted by the language regulations.
underisk@hexbear.net 2 years ago
Literal grammar police? What are the consequences for breaking word laws?
Lojcs@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Someone links to the TDK website to prove you wrong :p
It’s most relevant to most people in university entrance exams where they ask you edge cases sometimes, but otherwise just annoying that it exists
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 years ago
keepcarrot@hexbear.net 2 years ago
I think the French have something similar, but that’s the state imposing hard lines on fluid cultural stuff
ggppjj@lemmy.world 2 years ago
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 years ago
memory unlocked
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What a fantastic book. Thanks.
theacharnian@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
A Elbereth Gilthoniel, silivren penna míriel o mendel aglar elenath! Na-chaered palan-díriel o galadhremmin ennorath, Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, sí nef aearon!
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
This text is a poem in Sindarin, one of the languages created by J.R.R. Tolkien for his Middle-earth legendarium. It is a hymn to Varda (Elbereth), a revered figure among the Elves. Here’s a translation and analysis:
Translation:
A Elbereth Gilthoniel, (Oh Elbereth Star-kindler,)
silivren penna míriel (white-glittering, slanting down sparkling like jewels)
o menel aglar elenath! (from heaven the glory of the star-host!)
Na-chaered palan-díriel (To-remote distance far-having gazed)
o galadhremmin ennorath, (from tree-woven Middle-earth,)
Fanuilos, le linnathon (Fanuilos [Ever-white], to thee I will chant)
nef aear, sí nef aearon! (on this side of the ocean, here on this side of the Great Ocean!)
Analysis:
Elbereth Gilthoniel: Elbereth is another name for Varda, the Queen of the Stars, one of the Valar. Gilthoniel means "Star-kindler." silivren penna míriel: Describes the shining and glittering quality of the stars. o menel aglar elenath: Refers to the glory of the star-host (elenath) in the heavens (menel). Na-chaered palan-díriel: Indicates gazing into the remote distance. o galadhremmin ennorath: Mentions Middle-earth (Ennorath) being tree-woven. Fanuilos, le linnathon: Pledges to sing to Fanuilos (another name for Elbereth) forever. nef aear, sí nef aearon: A vow made on this side of the ocean (referring to the Great Ocean that separates Middle-earth from the Undying Lands).
The poem reflects the deep reverence and love the Elves have for Elbereth, highlighting her connection to the stars and the distant heavens.
ID411@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
I think the words “pious cunt “ has been with us for quite sometime.
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nucular. Checkmate, atheists.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
and yet a nuclear bomb is commonly referred to as “nuke” and no one bats an eye, curious
LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Fine, but I’m still not happy about ‘performant’
pau_hana@feddit.org 2 years ago
Is there a better adjective you prefer to use to describe something that performs well?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Efficient and effective
psud@aussie.zone 2 years ago
Performant seems like a good word to use when you don’t want to admit the performance was poor
LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
I would probably say fast, efficient, high-performance, or optimal, depending on context. Or just “it performs well”. But I recognise I’m in the vast minority - just one of those new words that bugs me now but I’ll eventually accept
Eylrid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I love militant descriptivists
fsr1967@lemmy.world 2 years ago
My ex-wife was a word snob. I wish I’d seen this when I was married to her.
corstian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Given our thoughts are largely impacted by the vocabulary we know, being able to come up with new words can be considered a super power!
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 years ago
English dictionaries are also very much on the descriptive side of things as of late, especially compared to their counterparts among other languages.
Dunno how the tea totallers do things but here in burgerland we actually have sort of a minor annual event finding out the latest slang terms and grammars that have entered this year’s edition of the webster dictionary, and which words have fallen out of significant use enough to be dropped from the book too.
klemptor@startrek.website 2 years ago
…what do you think teetotaler means?
roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What do you think wordplay is?
yesman@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Some people think god is an English teacher and his cock is a huge red pen.
psud@aussie.zone 2 years ago
- God is an English teacher, His cock is a red pen
Capitals for deities.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ok but “melty” isn’t a real word and I’ll die on this hill
even if it’s a real word I hate it
essteeyou@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t care about melty, but “would of” will never be right no matter how many times people say it.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 years ago
People don’t say “Would of”, they just miswrite “would’ve”
PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Would’ve
oxideseven@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Something expensive is spendy. Something that melts is melty. What’s the trub, bub?
psud@aussie.zone 2 years ago
It doesn’t need to melt. Many cars look melty
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Neither is “ask” as a noun. You don’t have asks, you have requests.
pocopene@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I thought you couldn’t be snob and captain obvious at the same time, but here we are.
On the other hand, with your degree in linguistics are you granted a special permission to use random capitals?
AdlachGyfiawn@lemmygrad.ml 2 years ago
yes, it came in the same folder as my degree
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
In a perfect world there would be one language that was absolutely precise and only added new worlds as necessary. We don’t live there though, so we’re stuck with our current insanity.
Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Different languages have unique world views and understandings.
To have a single language is to eradicate a plethora of cultures… Nothing perfect about that.
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
What you’re describing sounds like Esperanto.
CarolineJohnson@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
But there is no single word in modern English for “the day after tomorrow” or “the day before yesterday”.
In other languages, maybe. But not in English.
Trashboat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Overmorrow?
CarolineJohnson@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
But that isn’t modern English.
joby@programming.dev 2 years ago
Be the change you want to see in the word.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
as has already been said, overmorrow is already mostly a thing and is completely cromulent, and i propose taking the swedish “förrgår” and bringing it in as something like “foremorrow” which sounds reasonably cromulent to my ear, might confuse people a little bit but the “fore” bit is a pretty big hint as to what it means.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 years ago
Spanish has “antier” for the second one.
Also a fun one “Estrenar”, which can mean something like “try for the first time”. So you might say “I tried out my bike for the first time the day before yesterday” in English, you could simply say “Estrené mi bicicleta antier” in Spanish
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Yeah, yeah, but where’s the fun in that? Trolling the shit out of people is way too much fun to not be pedantic.
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 years ago
No, snuffles005, that doesn’t mean “yzax” is a valid word for Scrabble.
LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
It’s a worm found in New Guinea, everyone knows that!
Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
My favourite part of scrabble rules as written is that if another player challenges the existence of a played word the player who is wrong skips their turn, be they challengee or challenger.