keepcarrot

@keepcarrot@hexbear.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tomorrow is wednesday, my dudes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Being long term unemployed, I would sometimes think of sleep as a low energy state until the next welfare cheque. But also being drunk fulfilled the same purpose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything outside of my immediate experience is densely packed squid atlanteans. (I feel like some people seem to genuinely think like this, which is distressing)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ain't your buddy, pal!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw, I used to live with a cat called Bro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ain't your buddy, pal!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What do people say there?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ain't your buddy, pal!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s that enormous hole in dude?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lagomorphs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Watership down! I shout as a naval vessel lists amidst the smoke, wholly misunderstanding the title of the book

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Virgin Physicists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, engineer time isn’t cheap either. Contractor was doing pretty well though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Patch this Bish!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t believe I need to keep chewing ass to keep my teeth in check!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nature be freaky like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or ever, most people retain info better having positive social engagement with someone interested in the topic than going to sci-hub (or at least being told to do their own research and then not doing it, which is likely the case).

  Truly a mystery why people prefer socialising over homework

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always start your y axis at 0⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know some 5’ people and this is actually true though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GRINDSET MINDSET⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No editing, no problems!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m Tired of Pretending Physical Media Isn’t Still Better Than Streaming Digital⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I kinda want to put together a collection of the best behind the scenes DVD extras

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨magic box rule⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My printer started it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨solvents⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember DMSO from shadowrun to kinda “universalise” drugs and poisons

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨definitely⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I did enjoy the glut of people online defiantly doing very mundane things

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We all took the DVD boom era for granted⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember being addicted to the “making of” section of Lord of the Rings

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Judas⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are there just more pictures of musk in the training data to the point where people just look a little more musk-like when generated?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Causes of Death in London (1623)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They got beaten up by an angry mob and there were mysteriously zero witnesses

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petrichor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also welding. Also lasgun shots

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, I’d probably think I was dissociating first

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pants⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha I thought this.

  I think it would wear one wide i item wide set of pants, and each leg would have one column

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mushrooms⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There is mushroom for research

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half as Hot⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably want it between the winter temperature and the current summer temperature, but genies are traditionally fickle and pounce on any ambiguity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proud globohomo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I could be this confident about anything

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just Terrible⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is linear algebra older than 0? Hang on (no, it is not, formalised in 17th century)

  In my CS course, at least, it was treated as “engineering”, so we did both linear algebra and C programming. For everyone counting from 1 was more natural and the C method had to be taught a few times throughout the course (starting with java loops, which wasn’t used for malloc, OOP was probably the first unit anyone did for CS). As a habit it tended to stick even where we didn’t really use it (or in languages that don’t, e.g. lua), given how grueling C programming was and the other languages that were downstream of it.

  I guess you could analogise things like saying “17th century” is 1600-1699 (first century is 0001 to 0099, I guess), in CS you are counting the very start of a thing (e.g. how many apple-widths to get to the first apple), vs the more common how many apples to have gotten the first apple. Or something, idk,

  I’m drunk and avoiding housework, sorry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just Terrible⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there a reason for the convention other than that’s how most people count? (Which is a perfectly fine reason, I’m just curious)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the flies⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Time to dust off my old timey prison outfit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft investors push for company sale as shares hit decade-low⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Investors do not play video games, which… What else are they doing with their time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Vacuum Cleaners Are So Loud⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve started using a broom for most things, only using the vacuum for corners and carpets. I realised I was cleaning less because the noise stressed me out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘The Crow’ remake ends its theater run. how much did it make?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It was certainly a movie.