Judas

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• Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You know, if Elon wouldn’t have had gender affirming care in the form of hair plugs… 🤔

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  • catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Better example would be the plastic surgery on his jaw

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  • muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hows tgat gender affirming? Its not like only men have hair on their head.

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    • dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The kind of man Elon wants to be has hair on his head. There’s many ways to be a man and Elon wants a specific one.

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    • Letstakealook@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think sometimes folks just go overboard and end up making what would be valid points into easily dismissed statements. Given our societal norms, hair would be more gender affirming if an individual is presenting as feminine. A better example for men would be treatment for low t.

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    • belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Baldness in men is seen as a failing somehow despite it being largely uncontrollable.

      Him getting his hair done to feel more attractive and like himself is affirming surgery.

      You are not wrong that anyone can get hair restoration and any human type can have hairloss. Male pattern baldness is another category.

      The thing people are saying this is about him modifying his body to be happier but trying to deny others the ability to so so legally.

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    • NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah the hair isn’t exactly, but the T and HGH is.

      I think he might have had maxillofacial surgery too, but it could just be the HGH.

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hm. That would insinuate that Trump is Jesus, and that’s not the message I feel we should be sending.

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  • Zeshade@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I understood it more as Musk betraying his previous fanbase. Those that used to think that he was a positive force, investing in cool things. Before he revealed himself as a deranged asshole.

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    • nepenthes@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same. Dude started off on the semblance-of-sanity side and then betrayed logic and science in multiple stunning acts of pure idiocy.

      This is Judas-as-metaphor, not picture The Last Supper.

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  • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Here me out: Judas betrays Jesus.

    Not saying you’re wrong. But I’m willing to hear the guy out.

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    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m fine with the betrayal part. It’s the deification of the asshole Trump I have a huge problem with.

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  • SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/x9L5K04VgkI

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  • Szyler@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So trump will go to heaven in April?

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  • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That, or Jesus was the American people and we’re in a post-betrayal world, which I guess would make Trump Pontius Pilate.

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• WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can’t believe I googled this.

  For those like me, I found that this does not seem to have even a shred of truth—there is no alternate reconstituted face of Judas, nor is this one mentioned anywhere.

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well what the hell were they actually going to base it off of. I don’t think there’s any churches claiming the skull of Judas as one of their relics.

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    • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There is no evidence for the Jesus pictures either, but I at least assumed it was another one of those half baked renditions based on genetic data from the region and basic biblical descriptions.

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  • psud@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s from a parody news site. It’s a joke

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• _____@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “using artificial intelligence”

  oh, so it’s completely worthless

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  • funnything@lemmings.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nordpress is a satirical website. It’s the belgian the onion.

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    • nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now everything makes sense

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  • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That, or they opted to use buzzwords to secure funding from investors more willing to buy into the hype than actually interested about the research.

    Or it’s just a joke, playing off of that trope or scientific headlines to make a caricature of Musk.

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    • keepcarrot@hexbear.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are there just more pictures of musk in the training data to the point where people just look a little more musk-like when generated?

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  • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We didn’t even Artifical intelligence, we have created Geniune Stupidity

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now that’s a tasty quote to save for later!

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• Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Elon Musk without hair looks like a smarmy ancient Egyptian bureaucrat who is way in over his head and ends up being executed shortly after being told to perform a routine task.

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Weird, why am I getting Bezos vibes when everyone else sees Elon

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bald

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• chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Nakoichi@hexbear.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Neil DeGrass Failson.

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  • The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    • Ellen Musk

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• fire86743@lemmygrad.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Inshallah, Elon is the Judas to Trump’s Jesus.

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• infinite_ass@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would normally kneejerk at any mention of Christianity but since it’s our favorite whipping boy I’ll go with it.

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• barbedbeard@lemmy.one ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It was Eldonia all along

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• Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lmfao’er

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• AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think that the comparison to Judas Iscariot is unfair. Judas got dealt a lousy hand in life, having to play the role of a snitch to fulfill a divine prophecy. He suffered pangs of conscience for betraying J.C., so he unsuccessfully tried to return the blood money that he received. He was so upset with the situation that he hanged himself. (That instantly makes me think of the M*A*S*H theme.)

  Judas Iscariot is better than Elon Musk in every way imaginable. It’s not even a contest.

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  • OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Matthew says he hanged himself, Luke (in Acts) says he…bought a field and burst open in it.

    Acts 1 18:

    “With the payment he received for his wickedness, Judas bought a field; there he fell headlong, his body burst open and all his intestines spilled out”

    Doesn’t change your point really I just think it’s a fun inconsistency to think about. One option so much weirder than the other.

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