tomorrow is wednesday, my dudes

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• Baguette@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Solid post, froge approved.

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• tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wake up not hungry. I do wake up with an unnatural tendency to want a coffee before a shower, which is definitely a sign of addiction. But food is not a motivator for me to get out of bed

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  • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My motivator to get out of bed is not getting fired and feeding the cat. I seldom drink coffee. Made well I enjoy the taste, but it’s ever been good at keeping me awake or making me productive.

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    • NielsBohron@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Made well I enjoy the taste, but it’s ever been good at keeping me awake or making me productive.

      Same. I eventually figured out that this is likely a symptom of my adult ADHD, and I either need unhealthy amounts of coffee or something a little stronger

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Having to pee is what gets me out of bed. Might be a sign of addiction, data still inconclusive.

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• blandfordforever@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The problem is that most people who have casual conversations about quantum physics are just jerking each other off. They’re trying to impress each other by being able to describe ideas that other people came up with.

  It’s kind of like when a parent thinks that their kid is a genius for being able to use an ipad. The talented people were the UI designers of the iPad, not the kid.

  The time machine guy is at least trying to be funny.

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  • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you don’t have friends that jerk your off, that’s on you and your Schroeder’s Friends that both like you and hate until you ask them to touch your intimates.

    Into which universe does your dick colapse?

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    • blandfordforever@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s just about to pass the event horizon of your black hole. I hope you don’t blast me with some Hawking radiation.

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  • Morphit@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I bet that kid doesn’t even know what a computer is.

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• xamirozar@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me and the lady say that about getting to the weekend quicker. It’s a fun thing to think of :)

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• Dagnet@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Unless you sleep in the afternoon

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  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s never a wrong time for breakfast.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    how about a second breakfast?

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• keepcarrot@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Being long term unemployed, I would sometimes think of sleep as a low energy state until the next welfare cheque. But also being drunk fulfilled the same purpose.

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• Ghost33313@beehaw.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Never had a frog for breakfast. Is that grape jelly inside?

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• Illogicalbit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My brain automatically read that in Keanu Reeves’s character from the movie Parenthood.

  Bill and Ted’s might also work though.

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